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Title: April Fools Post by Bethany1 on Mar 30th, 2005, 12:42pm Anyone got anything special planned for April Fools Day? I would love to do something to my boss, any ideas? |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by Frank_W on Mar 30th, 2005, 12:49pm I'm not sure that the statute of limitations has run out on all the pranks I've played in the past, so I'll plead the 5th on this one. :-X [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by nani on Mar 30th, 2005, 12:51pm Write a while you were out message and have him call Mr Lyon back at the zoo phone number. :) Can I speak to Mr Lyon, please... |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by Bethany1 on Mar 30th, 2005, 12:54pm I saw this on another website: can you imagine?? I have one planned for my parents: My parents anniversary is April 2 - been together almost 40 years. Happily married I might add. My dad is in NYC for a funeral, mom is in Florida where they recently retired to. So, my joke, I'm sending divorce papers to my mom. Don't worry, I am also sending flowers and sending them on a cruise for their anniversary. I just wish I could see the look on her face when she gets the fed ex package with divorce papers with my dad alleging she cheats, wants the house, the boat, the retirement package. |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by nani on Mar 30th, 2005, 12:57pm Now that would be mean...what if Mom keels over with a heart attack? |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by fubar on Mar 30th, 2005, 1:09pm Boss prank... this one was bad, almost had my boss in tears Before she came in, I managed to have her entry badge deactivated, her locks to her office changed, and empty boxes stacked outside the door. She was told she had to be escorted to her office, where our VP was standing with a stack of 'letters'. We were all (7 of us) taken to a conference room where we all opened our letters one by one. My boss was simply dumbfounded. All of our letters were copies of severence packages that had been going out (downsizing), but when she finally opened hers (last, of course) it had big block letters "April Fool". Didn't like her much. |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by Langa on Mar 30th, 2005, 1:18pm Well, for my boss…this wasn’t for April Fool’s day. But there was a couple of month’s of non-stop work while we were launching our first analyzer and during that time when I asked him for a day off, just to recoup, he’d always have an answer…“not a good time right now, we need you now, soon, after the launch…” We were working 14 hour days and many Saturdays…I was also in cycle. Two months of this and I was a zombie… During a department meeting, in the middle of the meeting, I got up from my chair, climbed on the table, crawled slowly across the conference table, and pretended to collapse of exhaustion, practically on his lap… After they all stopped laughing, my boss gave me the rest of the week off… Don’t recommend you do this unless your boss is as cool as mine…LOL Word to the wise-Langa does strange things when she’s excessively tired… :-[ Langa |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by vietvet2tours on Mar 30th, 2005, 1:41pm My wife was restructured out of her position in 1994 by a major Insurance co.(fuggin Pru. )Her boss was a real horses ass so I bought a Browning 9mm squirt gun and on her last day I went into his office,made him stand up and I squirted him three good blasts in the crotch.Funniest look on his face ya ever seen.I had to go to jail for three days but it was worth it. |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by clarence on Mar 30th, 2005, 1:45pm on 03/30/05 at 13:41:50, vietvet2tours wrote:
That's the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life. Casey |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by Donna_D. on Mar 30th, 2005, 2:17pm http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/101498.jpg ;;D DD |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Mar 30th, 2005, 2:21pm I dare you to try doing that to my desk. ;;D http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d720b3127cce9a75691a037400000016108EZs2rJy0ba |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by Donna_D. on Mar 30th, 2005, 2:33pm Hey, That looks like MY desk!! DD |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by ghost62 on Mar 30th, 2005, 2:43pm Id better plead 5th too because almost lost job last prank i pulled at work. got everyone with it |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by ghost62 on Mar 30th, 2005, 2:44pm just remember these words thermostat and superglue |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by vietvet2tours on Mar 30th, 2005, 4:26pm I also sent a puke of a neighboor a pair of breeding cockroaches,altho after thirty days in that plastic box complete with dog food and a damp sponge there was probably more than a breeding pair. |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by seasonalboomer on Mar 30th, 2005, 4:35pm note to one's self: "never get on bad side of viet vets from Billings, MT" |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by vietvet2tours on Mar 30th, 2005, 4:49pm on 03/30/05 at 16:35:46, seasonalboomer wrote:
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by Frank_W on Mar 30th, 2005, 4:55pm One of the nurses at the Army clinic I was stationed at, was on a rant about specimens being stored in the staff's food refrigerator. NOBODY had done that. She just needed something to bitch about at an in-service. That night, on break, I bought a Milky Way out of the snack machine, melted it in the microwave a little, then "molded it" into a rather fecal shape. Then I put it in a clear baggie and paperclipped a bogus lab slip to it, designating it as a stool sample, and then laid it in the food refrigerator. The next day, I was on evening shift, and just as I was coming in the door to start the shift, she comes running (waddling?) down the hall, making this high-pitched keening noise of horror, holding the "stool sample" aloft for all (patients and everyone!) to see. I ducked into the locker room and proceeded to laugh so hard, my ribs were sore, the next day. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by vietvet2tours on Mar 30th, 2005, 5:26pm Ya shoulda took it and ate it while doin Cheech and Chongs "Dog Shit" |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by don on Mar 30th, 2005, 6:56pm Quote:
Sure. Call him on Monday morning. Tell him you are the Hilton in Lauderdale on the companies dime. You got the time and location of the conferance mixed up. Then thank him for the first class seats on the plane. |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by pajak on Mar 30th, 2005, 7:37pm Hey, just take the day off. He'll appreciate you even more when you come back and you can have a geat day doing just what you fancy [smiley=laugh.gif] pajak |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by cootie on Mar 30th, 2005, 8:04pm I' gonna hide the couch when Brad gets home from work.......no nappy poo for you Pam ;;D |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by pajak on Mar 30th, 2005, 8:23pm Hi, Sorry if I confused you. I'm a new member. My name's Marta. Have a good April Fools whatever you decide to do. |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by Kris_in_SJ on Mar 30th, 2005, 8:24pm This is one my staff pulled on me. I still keep a picture of my office that day taped in my scrapbook.... They borrowed a whole bunch of headless manikins (sp?) from a local retail store, put tee-shirts on them and hats on the necks. They positioned them all over my office - there must have been at least 10 of them - and put a big sign on my closed door that said, "Only a fool would take on the job of leading this mindless bunch." I laughed till I cried. It was a good joke, but made me feel loved. Of course, if you hate your boss, you probably wouldn't want to do anything to make him/her feel loved! Kris |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by Redd715 on Mar 30th, 2005, 8:24pm I wanted to play a practical joke on my boss once and had it all set up. But I chickened out. But here is how it was supposed to go... There was a new hire in the sales department, Randy, a single older gentleman with a bit of a fem bent to him. The VP of Sales, Rob is a 6'2" good looking guy, built like some of the ladies pics of the day. One day Rob wrote a quick note on Randy's desk calendar to indicate that Randy had missed his birthday. IWas going to play that one up to the hilt and I went and baught a pair of black satin boxershorts with red metalic chili peppers silk screened on them. I tucked them into a nice heart shaped box, and put a card in there that read... " I hope this makes up for missing your birthday. Maybe you can model these for me Friday night" ~R As I said I chickened out and never DID pull the joke off, but I do have a nice pair of sleep shorts now.. ::) |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by Sean_C on Mar 30th, 2005, 9:00pm on 03/30/05 at 20:04:18, cootie wrote:
ROTFLMMFAO spring is in the air ;;D Sean.......................... |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by Charlie on Mar 30th, 2005, 9:12pm Quote:
Me confused? It hardly describes it. I take offense. The rest of them aren't in the same league. Welcome to the madhouse and stick around. Lots of good stuff here. Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/fool.gif |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by Miklos on Mar 30th, 2005, 9:42pm While working in admin for IBM at HQ at 3424 Wilshire Blvd. I took a roll of twine, and asked a very nice lady to hold one end. IBM needed to measure the front of the building. I walked around the corner of the building, and asked a gentleman to hold the other end. I walked around to the employee entrance and ducked inside and went back upstairs. I have no idea how long the two of them held the twine. The best practical jokes are without malice. And, you never get to know how they turn out. P.S. Several of you have been pranked. Dallas folks need not worry. I am on the road. Be careful opening your car door. You have been warned. |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by Langa on Mar 30th, 2005, 10:36pm on 03/30/05 at 20:23:31, pajak wrote:
Hi Marta: It was me you confused... ;) Now I get it. You were writing me about my post here...duh...(I've had a long day). It can all be confusing at first, but you'll get the hang of it. For a PM (private message) to anyone here, click on person's name, scroll down, and click on send Private Message, write your message and send...To retrieve your messages from your inbox click on the green word "messages" on the top right of your screen. Hope that helps. By the way, Nice to meet ya and Welcome to the Family! ;;D Langa |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by clarence on Mar 30th, 2005, 11:30pm Not April Fools, but a practical joke gone bad. I was the lead counselor at our church's summer camp for the high school boys. Our church took like 20-25 boys, and right before camp a bunch fo the TP'd my house. I knew the ringleader, and decided to get him back. I took a very small plastic bag, and filled the bottom with baking powder. I then got the head counselor for the whole camp to get in on the prank. He came by that night for lights out, and he called me and John and PJ (the ringleaders) outside. He said that they had gotten a tip from another student that these two were dealing coke. As per policy, they came in and checked their bags immediatey. They found this bag. PJ knew it was a joke, he just figured it out. John FREAKED. He was pleading with the Head counselor. No mercy from him, had to call the police. He looked to me for some kind of help. I said "John, he found it in your bag. How can I believe you?" I knew things had gone too far when John started to cry. I gave him a hug, pulled him in close, and whispered "John, its alright. Its just that this is what happens when you TP my house." The whole cabin, who had been listening, ignited in laughter. John, he was 16, I was 22. John grabbed me and threw me up against the wall, and threw back his fist...and then ran off into the woods crying. It was about midnight, and me, lead counselor for my church, had a camper out in woods and I didn't know where he was. To make a long story (a little) shorter, it took me over an hour to find him, and another 2 to convince him to come back to the cabin. He wouldn't talk to me. And him and another camper who didn't like me planned to jump me in the woods and kick the crap out of me. They never did, and John and I eventually made up. The thing is, John was the biggest practical joker I ever met in my life. He just couldn't handle it being played on him. I regret doing it because it really hurt him. However, it was the best practical joke I have ever played in my life. I'm a little torn. Casey |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by purpleydog on Mar 31st, 2005, 2:10am About 7 or 8 years ago, where I used to work, the manager would ocassionally wear some brightly colored clothes his wife would pick out for him. One day, he showed up wearing a shirt that was very similar in color, and stripe pattern as the local Taco Bell apparel. We dept. managers, 7 of us, along with one of the assistant managers, decided to have a little fun. It was either Monday or Friday, and we were all in our weekly meeting. The telephone system was such that you could dial an extension, then start talking into the phone and it would come out the speaker on the other end. An arrangement was made with one of the salespeople on the floor. About 10 minutes into the meeting, the phone rang, and a voice came out of the phone saying: "I'll have 3 soft shell tacos, a burrito, and diet coke" Terry, the manager, was standing right next to the phone, and we all just busted out laughing. We were laughing so hard, the tears were flowing. He gave Dave, one of the assitants, a look filled with daggers. We must have laughed for at least 10 minutes straight. I'm not sure what happened to Dave, it wasn't even his idea. ;;D And Terry never wore anything his wife got for him again. |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by Frank_W on Mar 31st, 2005, 8:18am One morning, before my wife and daughter awakened, I took a bunch of large marshmallows and lined them up in the driveway, spacing them about three feet apart. At the end of the line, I put a little pile of them. Then I took my daughter's sidewalk chalk and drew an arrow to them, and wrote, "Snowman Terds." I walked outside with them later, and my wife yelled, "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??" And my daughter was kneeling down, poking one with a stick and saying, "Ewwwwwwwww!!" [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by clarence on Mar 31st, 2005, 8:25am pd and Frank, Thanks for making my day. Casey |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by Bethany1 on Mar 31st, 2005, 8:28am on 03/31/05 at 08:18:43, Frank_W wrote:
That is so cute! |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by Frank_W on Mar 31st, 2005, 9:02am On what was to my last night of work, at a certain Army clinic that I was stationed at, (I had received a much-envied transfer to the local aviation/medevac unit), I went through the clinic and "liberated" every last roll of toilet paper from every lavaratory, and "wiped out" the supply room, as well. (I hope people were wearing long shirttails, that day!) A doctor had a model of a heart on his desk, and I placed a cigarette in the aorta. I turned up the volume full-blast on the PA system. I took a rancid tuna sandwich that I found in the "sacred" staff refrigerator, stuffed it into a specimen cup, and then "installed it" in the ceiling heat register in the chief nurse's office. In the OB/GYN exam room, there were pull-down charts of the female reproductive system. I taped raunchy centerfolds to them and then rolled them back up. I did a bunch of other things, but those are the highlights. There were very very good reasons for doing those things, but it basically boiled down to simple revenge. LOL |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by PrettyH8Machine on Mar 31st, 2005, 1:31pm Due to an incident in High school, I am a few others did not graduate with our class of '88. However, being the meatheads we were, we still got to go to prom (slipped in) as well as smuggle in some goodies. I cannot talk about the outcome of that night, but the milk of magnesia punch and ex lax brownies were a hit! That was just a joke, the punchline was, all of the adjoining bathrooms seats were greased with vaseline! Our lips were sealed and no one ever found out who crashed the prom. I want to go to the 20th reunion in '08, just to see if anyone is the wiser decades later. One fave work joke all the workers were in on at a wharehouse I worked at years ago...we had a very hyper/stressed/intense boss who was an ASS! He got a message one day that corporate was coming in the next day for an evaluation. The storeroom was a mess, and when we first went in to work, he was in panic mode on the morning the suits were supposed to come in, we started an argument and one by one said "Screw this. I quit." walked out and clocked out. We all stood silently in the hall while we heard him scream and freak for about 5 minutes! It was cruel yes, but fitting. 10 minutes later we all clocked back in and went to work. About 10 minutes later and he was like, ":What in the hell?" and we just went about our work without saying a word. Almost got fired for that one. Never give the boss a mild stroke. He'll take it out on you later. ;;D CD |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by BikerBob on Mar 31st, 2005, 3:01pm I'm going to the neighborhood bar after work for a couple beers. When a friend gets up and goes to the restroom I'm going to rub AstroGlide on the outside of their drink glass and watch what happens when they come back and try to pick it up. Bob |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by vig on Mar 31st, 2005, 3:12pm (note to self... stay on vietvet's good side...) ;;D |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by Bethany1 on Mar 31st, 2005, 3:41pm on 03/31/05 at 15:01:16, BikerBob wrote:
NICE!!!! Guys, these are all great stories. I keep thinking of what to do, I come up with an idea and then I think hes going to kill me. So Im still debating. I'll come up with something but before I do.... is anyone hiring? ;;D |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by LeLimey on Mar 31st, 2005, 5:14pm Well I have just put my april fools joke and possibly my divorce in action! Thanks go to Redneck for the inspiration - cheers mate!! I read a joke he posted and adapted it a bit.... so for a little bit of background my husband David gets up first each day and goes to make two cups of tea and bring them back to bed. He doesn't usually turn lights on or anything so.... I've put a mousetrap in the teabag canister. When he reaches in... Well, I'll let you know! Although its quite possible you'll hear him for yourselves... |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by AussieBrian on Mar 31st, 2005, 8:07pm Ours was a small unit so our mess was all-ranks. It was my turn to plan the next function which, coincidentally, was April 1, so I told everyone it was fancy dress - be there at 1930hrs. I later told everyone it was formal-dress, and be there at 1900. Everyone, that is, except our resident prankster. So we're all there on time in formal mess-dress, and he turns up half an our later kitted up as the King of England. I never had to pay for a drink all night. |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by Jonny on Mar 31st, 2005, 8:16pm on 03/31/05 at 15:41:48, Bethany1 wrote:
Tell him to "LOOK UP" and then deliver a boot to his yambag..........step back and say "April fools my ass" ;;D Im looking for a secretary!! ;) |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by Barry_T_Coles on Apr 1st, 2005, 4:27am My Boss doesn't need April fools jokes he is one he was born on April First and acts it out throughout the year. |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by sandie99 on Apr 1st, 2005, 12:11pm What do you know... I got through the whole day without anybody fooling me! :) Great! |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by Frank_W on Apr 1st, 2005, 12:56pm This morning, I wrapped scotch tape around the handle of the spraygun on the kitchen sink, and pointed it so that it was aiming directly where someone would stand, if they were using the sink. Mari smacked me in the head for it, as she came in to change her shirt, since the one she'd been wearing now had a huge wet spot on it. It was worth it. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by Jonny on Apr 1st, 2005, 3:43pm I spotted this while leaving a gas station today, knowing you all would get a chuckle I shot back to my shop to get my camera ;;D http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5da20b3127cce9152b44acb9b00000016108AZM2bNk5bM6 http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5da20b3127cce9152b432cbe300000016108AZM2bNk5bM6 |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by Frank_W on Apr 1st, 2005, 4:46pm LOL! Possible captions: Prophylactics for safer driving! Look! It's so new, it's still in the wrapper! New Saran Wrap! When you put your truck in the freezer, it won't smell like your onions! |
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Title: Re: April Fools Post by Bethany1 on Apr 1st, 2005, 4:55pm on 04/01/05 at 15:43:40, Jonny wrote:
Oh. My. God. Thats awesome!!!!!!! LMAO! |
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