Clusterheadaches.com Message Board


    
      
        Clusterheadaches.com Message Board
        (http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi)
      

        New Message Board Archives >> 2005 General Board Posts >> You might need a new Dr. or Neuro if...
        
(Message started by: jokrs2 on Mar 24^th, 2005, 7:05pm)

Title: You might need a new Dr. or Neuro if...
Post by jokrs2 on Mar 24^th, 2005, 7:05pm

You might need a new Dr or Neuro if:
1. They ask you to get up on the table and there isn't one.
2. While having you look at the spinning wheel they start humming the song. (Spinning Wheel) [smiley=huh.gif]
3. While checking your leg reflexes they position their crotch directly above the leg they are testing.
4. While testing your gag reflex they put a patch over one eye and say,"say aaaarrrrggg".
5. While looking in your ear with the light, it is facing the wrong way and they tell you that they are seeing spots.
6. While in final discussion they tell you that they saw nothing wrong and that it must be just, "all in your head". :-X
7. While telling them about the Clusterheads web site, they happen to ask you if you've had the pleasue to meet or talk with "EASY or GAMMITALL", because they are most wise and were judges on his master thesis. :o
8. After the session while coming out of the restroom you see them walk into a door marked Psychiatrist. ::)
PFD&N's to all. Joe

Title: Re: You might need a new Dr. or Neuro if...
Post by Cathi04 on Mar 25^th, 2005, 1:21am

ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!

Very good ,indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[smiley=bow.gif]
Cathi

Title: Re: You might need a new Dr. or Neuro if...
Post by AussieBrian on Mar 25^th, 2005, 1:27am

He's taking your temerature 'down there', and you can feel his hands on your shoulders.

Title: Re: You might need a new Dr. or Neuro if...
Post by jokrs2 on Mar 25^th, 2005, 1:44am

Hi Cathi ;;D
G'day Brian - ROTFLMAO [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: You might need a new Dr. or Neuro if...
Post by sandie99 on Mar 25^th, 2005, 4:35am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: You might need a new Dr. or Neuro if...
Post by Redd715 on Mar 25^th, 2005, 7:55am

on 03/25/05 at 01:27:08, AussieBrian wrote:

He's taking your temerature 'down there', and you can feel his hands on your shoulders.

Or your wallet......

Title: Re: You might need a new Dr. or Neuro if...
Post by PrettyH8Machine on Mar 25^th, 2005, 8:09am

What is worse is...

When you are at the dentists office in the chair, he is putting you under anasthesia and asks "Have you ever seen the movie "Marathon Man" with Dustin Hoffman? It's my fave."

or

When you go to your psychiatrist and he asks "So what kind of undies do you wear?"

or better yet - what happened to me 2 weeks ago at the doc's office.
They did an EKG on me and right after the machine spit out the paper and it stopped the nurse went "Uh oh!"
My heart about jumped out of my chest as I said "WHAT? WAS IS IT?"

"Oh it isn't you. It's the machine. We have to do it over again."

That just about threw me into a coronary!

CD