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Title: Hickies... Post by Langa on Mar 21st, 2005, 9:15am I was called into the Human Resources Director’s office this morning to discuss the fact that having a hickie on my neck was not professional. I was told that as part of Management I have to do first by example and the hickie on my neck was offending some employees. She even wanted me to sign a form stating that I was spoken to about this. After I calmed down, I went on to explain that the mark on my neck was not a hickie but a lesion from Pytariosis caused by stress and almost told her that if I did have a hickie it would be somewhere no one could see like my ass for example! I decided against that :-X, and instead told her to rewrite the report with my explanation, attach a copy of my prescription for the special cream I have to use and then I’ll sign the report. Honestly, are people that petty? I can laugh about this now, but was pretty ticked off at first. Just thought I’d share my Monday event with my family…Go ahead and laugh. I’m sure my friends will when I tell them. :-/ Hickieless Langa |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by nani on Mar 21st, 2005, 9:20am Good grief!!! >:( Folks have nothing better to do at your office than be offended by so called hickies?? Good for you for holding your tongue. I don't know if I could have. Bastages.... |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by notseinfeld on Mar 21st, 2005, 9:20am Sounds like management's a bit envious, eh? And all this imagining is kinda tough--where's our pic lady? |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by karma on Mar 21st, 2005, 9:35am Sounds like someone's after your job. The director actually said this to you with a straight face? You didn't show her your big toe did you? [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Langa on Mar 21st, 2005, 9:46am Straight face and all, but had a hard time looking at me. I’ve been here 6 years and have been nothing but professional. After I explained myself you could tell she felt like shit…And if someone is after my job, he/she is not very bright to come up with this nonsense… Big toe? This deserved a swift kick in the ass with my thigh high leather boots! Langa :P |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Gator on Mar 21st, 2005, 9:52am I was in Army Basic Training at Fort Jackson back in 1980. Delta Company (D-5-1) was comprised of 1 platoon of females and 3 platoons of males. After an entire basic training cycle of watching the female recruits from 1st Platoon, we were released for an on-post pass. Several of us managed to hook up with some of the female recruits and decided to go to the lake. It was all we could do to not have an orgy in the back of the cab on the way to the lake. As it was, the girls were sitting on the our laps and quite a bit of squirming was going on. After a very tension relieving afternoon in the woods by the lake (never did manage to go swimming) we all returned to our compaines. The next day at our final PT test before graduation, my drill sergeant noticed a fairly large hickie on my neck. He decided to have some fun. He dropped me for push-ups and tried to get the name of the female that made the mark on my neck. He was yelling about busting me and courts-martialling me for defacing government property. Several of the other drill sergeants noticed the commotion and decided to join in the fun. One would drop me for 20 and as soon as I would get up, another would drop me for 20 more. Everyone was watching, including the girls from 1st platoon. I know she was sweating bullets, worrying if I was gonna give in and tell. After probably 140 or so push-ups they decided I wasn't going to crack and sent me back to finish the PT test. They got a kick out of it and I "protected the honor" of the female that gave me the hickie. After graduation, she...uh...showed her appreciation in a quite acceptable manner. No hickies this time, though. At least not on my neck. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Langa on Mar 21st, 2005, 9:59am Mike, loved your story! [smiley=laugh.gif] That was cool you protecting the "hickie giver"…lol…she must’ve been terrified… I had a hickie on my neck once…I was 16 and got carried away ;;D. Well, I tried everything I could to get rid of it before my Mom came home from work. That crazy woman would've kicked my ass…I even did the comb routine, which made it worse…I decided to wear turtle necks instead…my friends came to my rescue and loan me some too…thankfully it wasn’t summer yet or my Mom would’ve been suspicious. Took about a week for that damn thing to go away. Hickies are allowed now, just below the neck… ::) Langa |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Bethany1 on Mar 21st, 2005, 10:00am Are you sure its not a hicky? ;) Just kiddin--- That really sucks, I bet shes just jealous. What the hell is wrong with people? They don't have anything better to do I tell ya. Don't let em get to ya girl. Beth oh.. did you ever try the toothbrush thing? Its supposed to get rid or "soften"the look of hicky. It doesnt work. |
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Title: do Re: Hickies... Post by Langa on Mar 21st, 2005, 10:06am on 03/21/05 at 10:00:52, Bethany1 wrote:
girl, i tried warm cloths, the comb, toothbrush...damn near tore my neck off in the process... :-/ nothing worked... :P Langa |
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Title: Re: do Hickies... Post by Bethany1 on Mar 21st, 2005, 10:09am on 03/21/05 at 10:06:56, Langa wrote:
I know, it almost makes it worse! LMAO! My mother caught me one time with one and she was like.. "are you into Heavy Petting" Im like, what the hell is that? Petting? Like you pet a dog or something? She cracks me up. Altho she was not very happy with me. |
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Title: Re: do Hickies... Post by Langa on Mar 21st, 2005, 10:14am on 03/21/05 at 10:09:49, Bethany1 wrote:
LMAO! I still don't get the term...is it heavy making out??? Langa |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by clarence on Mar 21st, 2005, 10:54am Well, having Pytariosis is all unprofessional and stuff too. I can't believe you... ;) Casey |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by LeLimey on Mar 21st, 2005, 11:50am Just how exactly did it offend someone? DOes you wearing makeup offend the same people... it could have been a mark from anything! I went to work once when I was much younger after trying to just iron the collar of a shirt (had a jumper over it) but being lazy I didn't take the shirt off first so I burnt my neck! And yes. I got the mickey taken out of me royally but I was happy to let them think it wasn't an iron burn I can tell you! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by sandie99 on Mar 21st, 2005, 12:31pm People never stop to amaze me... ::) I hope you can laugh at it one of these days... I feel for you. [smiley=hug.gif] Best wishes, Sandie |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by BikerBob on Mar 21st, 2005, 3:37pm When you sign the revised report with your explanation and attached prescription, tell the Human Resources Director that you now need to take several days medical leave to go to Hawaii for treatment of a rare medical condition that can be best treated there. When he asks what rare medical condition can be best treated in Hawaii say "lakanookie". Bob |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by cootie on Mar 21st, 2005, 5:08pm Can you imagine the BUZZIN that went on in yer office before they got ahold of you tho ? Them other people probly had it all pictured how it all happen'd and exactly what went on the nite of the HICKIE. Imaginations that require explainations Pam I knew a girl in high school that used to come in with baseball sized hickies on her neck she wore proudly........talk about gross !!! Lots of buzzin about that one ! edit: I mispelled NECK.....I think I need hickie-theropy ::) |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Hirvimaki on Mar 21st, 2005, 5:20pm GIS for "hickies": http://www.wackynutz.com/hickies.jpg You did say something about your ass... Just sayin'... Hirvimaki-Isi |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Miklos on Mar 21st, 2005, 5:29pm Collected a hickey on the inside of my thigh one summer. Just didn't wear shorts for a week. |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by don on Mar 21st, 2005, 5:44pm Quote:
Chafed both thighs. |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Karla on Mar 21st, 2005, 5:57pm [smiley=hug.gif] My husband and son have psrosis also and it is amazing what things people will accurse them of having. Some people lack brains as well as knowlege. Ted just ignores people. Sometimes if it is someone we know and will associate with on a longer term basis Ted will take the time. :) Hope your feeling better. |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Langa on Mar 21st, 2005, 6:50pm Hirvi, that pic cracked me up...oops, crack...no pun intended...get it? :-/ Thanks Karla. Pitaryosis lesions are usually on the torso and hips with a "herald's patch" usually preceding the other lesions. Herald's patch being the biggest lesion. This time, the patch is on my chest and I have the lesion on my neck, besides another one on my breast...wtf? It usually lasts about a month then they disappear. And always after a long stressful period...one time I had like 20 on my back... :-[ And I feel great...these things don't hurt or anything...weird. Cootie...yes, I can imagine the buzz in the office over the supposed hickie...must've made a good lunch conversation piece...people have no life... Miklos, "collected" a hickie? I didn't know you can collect hickies... [smiley=laugh.gif] Thanks guys for the laughs... Langa :P |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by cootie on Mar 21st, 2005, 8:26pm Be glad ya don't get shingles......they friggin HURT like hell ! Had that on my forehead and left a huge gash scar......I jus tell people I got axed. Strange how stress is......I broke out in hives "real bad" on our last vacation south. I get big welts that will last a few weeks. Looked nice on the beach. I sat in back of the van the entire trip and stayed there....them guys were drivien 100 mph draggin a big trailer weavein in and outa traffic. I figured the farther away from the windshield I was the better ! Beam me up spotty Pam |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by BobG on Mar 21st, 2005, 8:56pm Pytariosis my ass. It was a hickie. We know you to well. Hold your head high and wear that sucker with pride. [smiley=smug.gif] |
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Title: Re: do Hickies... Post by Sean_C on Mar 21st, 2005, 9:22pm on 03/21/05 at 10:09:49, Bethany1 wrote:
ROTFLMMFAO I've heard my mother say the same thing Nothin like a good pet [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Charlie on Mar 22nd, 2005, 12:49am The only solution to this is time travel. Charlie |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Langa on Mar 22nd, 2005, 7:00am on 03/21/05 at 20:56:25, BobG wrote:
Same thing my friends said... [smiley=worried.gif] LOL! Langa |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Hirvimaki on Mar 22nd, 2005, 10:04am Only in here can we have a thread with: Hickies on the ass and Are you into heavy petting? and "Chafed both thighs." Disturbing. You people are awesome! Hirvimaki-I'm-not-telling-you-about-my-hickies-Isi |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Langa on Mar 22nd, 2005, 11:46am And it can change at any given moment as you well know... Langa |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Hirvimaki on Mar 22nd, 2005, 11:52am on 03/22/05 at 11:46:30, Langa wrote:
Does that mean you are going to bring panties/no-panties, shaving and fish back into the mix??? YEAH! Hirvimaki-Isi |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Bethany1 on Mar 22nd, 2005, 11:56am on 03/22/05 at 11:52:14, Hirvimaki wrote:
Fish? Gross |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Langa on Mar 22nd, 2005, 12:46pm Hirvi likes fish panties... By the way, we still don't know what "heavy petting" is supposed to be do we? Langa P.S.: Hey Hirvi...didn't I tell you, we're back to fish! :P |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Hirvimaki on Mar 22nd, 2005, 12:52pm on 03/22/05 at 12:46:34, Langa wrote:
I am not obsessed with fish panties. I do, however, suffer from cryptovestiphilia. That I cannot deny. And "heavy petting" covers a gamut of activities, from stroking and embracing each other to mutual masturbation. It implies the stimulation of the genitals, but infers there is no actual intercourse. Hirvimaki-Isi |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Langa on Mar 22nd, 2005, 12:57pm Hirv, you are too quick! I modified my words before! [smiley=laugh.gif] You are just a wealth of information aren't ya??? Langa |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Hirvimaki on Mar 22nd, 2005, 1:01pm on 03/22/05 at 12:57:16, Langa wrote:
Just ask Lil'E! ;) Hirvimaki-Isi |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Bethany1 on Mar 22nd, 2005, 2:20pm on 03/22/05 at 12:52:54, Hirvimaki wrote:
You could have pm'd this. |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Hirvimaki on Mar 22nd, 2005, 2:25pm on 03/22/05 at 14:20:48, Bethany1 wrote:
Er, ye...es... but, why? Hirvimaki-Isi |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by clarence on Mar 22nd, 2005, 3:15pm Heavy Petting: http://www.bronzelady.com/Harmony/HeavyPetting.jpg or, for those who dare (it is kinda gross...): http://punkcovers.free.fr/images/Nofx_-_Heavy_Petting_Zoo-front.jpg Casey |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by clarence on Mar 22nd, 2005, 3:22pm Or maybe (last one...): http://studentweb.tulane.edu/~scolbert/Project2/busted.jpg Casey |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Bethany1 on Mar 22nd, 2005, 4:57pm on 03/22/05 at 14:25:12, Hirvimaki wrote:
Im surprised you had to ask this, you seem to know everything. |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Hirvimaki on Mar 22nd, 2005, 5:08pm on 03/22/05 at 16:57:11, Bethany1 wrote:
I do believe I've just been called a pansophist. How charming. Hirvimaki-know-it-all-Isi |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by LeLimey on Mar 22nd, 2005, 5:13pm on 03/22/05 at 17:08:41, Hirvimaki wrote:
Well I'm not charming... you're a muppet! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by clarence on Mar 22nd, 2005, 5:16pm on 03/22/05 at 17:13:27, LeLimey wrote:
LMAO! That was funny. Casey |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Hirvimaki on Mar 22nd, 2005, 5:22pm on 03/22/05 at 17:13:27, LeLimey wrote:
My, my... Clever British repartee. And I thought we agreed to leave the bedroom talk off the boards... ;) Hirvimaki-Isi |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Frank_W on Mar 22nd, 2005, 5:23pm on 03/22/05 at 12:52:54, Hirvimaki wrote:
Massive amounts of TMI... /feeling a bit nauseous... |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by LeLimey on Mar 22nd, 2005, 5:25pm on 03/22/05 at 17:22:42, Hirvimaki wrote:
Nope you said you didn't want me telling anyone about your "little problem" or the thing with the rubber chicken.. you didn't say anything about the Fozzie Bear incident... |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Hirvimaki on Mar 22nd, 2005, 5:26pm on 03/22/05 at 17:25:07, LeLimey wrote:
Too true. Hirvimaki-I-still-love-that-chicken-Isi |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Bethany1 on Mar 22nd, 2005, 5:35pm on 03/22/05 at 17:23:49, Frank_W wrote:
Thank you Frank. |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Hirvimaki on Mar 22nd, 2005, 5:44pm on 03/22/05 at 17:23:49, Frank_W wrote:
on 03/22/05 at 17:35:01, Bethany1 wrote:
Because you are both still in grade school and words like "genitals" are icky words? [smiley=crackup.gif] Alrighty then... Hirvimaki-Isi |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Frank_W on Mar 22nd, 2005, 5:59pm No... Actually, I have no problem with medical terms, but feel that it's beyond the pale to broadcast in lurid detail what one does in one's bedroom, to a board of over 200 people. I guess I'm just old-fashioned. Oh well. My fault for reading it. *shrug* |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Sean_C on Mar 22nd, 2005, 6:01pm Are you insulting them? I need to know........................ |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Hirvimaki on Mar 22nd, 2005, 6:06pm on 03/22/05 at 17:59:29, Frank_W wrote:
Huh? How is posting a definition of a term (one being discussed and querried about) broadcasting "in lurid detail what one does in one's bedroom"? Hirvimaki-Isi |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Frank_W on Mar 22nd, 2005, 6:08pm Whatever... You're absolutely right and utterly without fault, Hirv. Carry on. ::) Back to lurking.... |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Bethany1 on Mar 22nd, 2005, 6:25pm on 03/22/05 at 18:08:17, Frank_W wrote:
Yep just keep on truckin along Hirv. I graduated school and guess what else I have? I have manners, which seems to be something you lack. Thats enough Im done with this. |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Hirvimaki on Mar 22nd, 2005, 6:32pm http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/de_profundis/4CH/848d3dfc.gif Tralala... Hirvimaki-Isi |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Langa on Mar 22nd, 2005, 6:34pm [smiley=referee.gif] PLAY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!! Group hug anybody??? :-/ Still Hickieless Langa |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Bethany1 on Mar 22nd, 2005, 6:36pm NO [smiley=bigguns.gif] |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Jonny on Mar 22nd, 2005, 6:36pm Jesus Christ......with all the crap I post I cant believe you all are giving Paul shit....Get over it!!!! |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by ghost62 on Mar 22nd, 2005, 6:38pm can I settle for a grope hug instead? |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Langa on Mar 22nd, 2005, 6:39pm on 03/22/05 at 18:38:42, ghost62 wrote:
Only if I get to do the groping... ;;D ;;D ;;D Langa |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by LeLimey on Mar 22nd, 2005, 6:41pm on 03/22/05 at 18:39:56, Langa wrote:
hmmm... bringing us neatly back to hickies huh?! ;) |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by ghost62 on Mar 22nd, 2005, 6:44pm [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif] [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif] [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif] |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Hirvimaki on Mar 22nd, 2005, 6:48pm on 03/22/05 at 18:41:41, LeLimey wrote:
And this next time around I'll just post pictures... Hirvimaki-Isi |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by ghost62 on Mar 22nd, 2005, 6:54pm on 03/22/05 at 18:48:59, Hirvimaki wrote:
[smiley=cool2.gif] [smiley=moonwiggle.gif] [smiley=smokin.gif] will these do for now [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by nani on Mar 22nd, 2005, 6:56pm on 03/22/05 at 18:48:59, Hirvimaki wrote:
Be sure to throw in one of the fish panties. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Miklos on Mar 22nd, 2005, 8:42pm Have you ever had a hickey, you know, there? Male or female? Just asking? LTTG |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Hirvimaki on Mar 23rd, 2005, 12:10pm on 03/22/05 at 20:42:39, Miklos wrote:
God help the person that tries to define "you know, there" on this board. And no. Never. Hirvimaki-Isi |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by survivor13 on Mar 23rd, 2005, 12:55pm Do what I do! I get my hickies where people can't see them. It's funner too! ;) |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by ghost62 on Mar 23rd, 2005, 2:59pm on 03/23/05 at 12:55:55, survivor13 wrote:
Its even funnier when you show them any way. :o ;;D |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by Candycane on Mar 24th, 2005, 12:39pm Its not the hickie that matters, its what comes AFTER it that counts! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by mynm156 on Mar 24th, 2005, 1:29pm AWESOME WAY TO GO!!!! |
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Title: Re: Hickies... Post by mikey-de on Mar 24th, 2005, 4:09pm Groping, petting, hickeys....sounds like precursor to...ummmm....hmmmm...been so long I forgot. But it sure sounds like a lotta lotta fun and mphmmmph mm mmmpph :-X :-X :-X apparently 'nuf said...lol I can't believe they would throw all that role model crap at you like that-buncha holier than thou BS. Don't take it personally, but if you do...take extra ammo ;) ;) |
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