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(Message started by: Jimi on Mar 18^th, 2005, 12:42pm)

Title: Picking a Wife
Post by Jimi on Mar 18^th, 2005, 12:42pm

Subject: Picking a Wife
>
> A man is dating three women and wants to pick one to marry. He decides to
> give them a test.
>
>
> He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do
> with the money.
>
> The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets
> her hair done, new make up, and buys several new outfits and dresses up
> very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
> attractive for him because she loves him so much.
>
> The man was impressed.
>
> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
> golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.
> As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
> money
> on him because she loves him so much.
>
> Again, the man is impressed.
>
> The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times
> the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a
> joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future
> because she loves him so much.
>
> Obviously, the man was impressed.
>
> The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with The
> money he'd given her.
>
> Then, he married the one with the biggest tits.
>
> Men are like that, you know.
>
8)

Title: Re: Picking a Wife
Post by Langa on Mar 18^th, 2005, 2:20pm

I betcha she was also the one that gave him back his $5K… :P

Langa

Title: Re: Picking a Wife
Post by Tiannia on Mar 18^th, 2005, 6:28pm

on 03/18/05 at 14:20:41, Langa wrote:

I betcha she was also the one that gave him back his $5K… :P

Langa

[smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=oops.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

HA Langa

Title: Re: Picking a Wife
Post by jokrs2 on Mar 18^th, 2005, 6:36pm

Tiannia, ROTFLMAO [smiley=laugh.gif]

Might have been blonde, too. ;;D

Title: Re: Picking a Wife
Post by judyw on Mar 19^th, 2005, 8:19am

Hi Gentleman Jimi,
It appears you have too much time on your hands...Shades of Jonny...But, this is a good laugh...Having spent time with your beautiful wife, I know more than luck was shining on you...hehehe
Take care...

judyw

Title: Re: Picking a Wife
Post by Ree on Mar 19^th, 2005, 12:29pm

Good one JIMI>>>> women sometimes chose men by the size of their...

wallets............. touche (what were you thinking???)

love to you Ree

Title: Re: Picking a Wife
Post by Miklos on Mar 19^th, 2005, 9:31pm

Jimi, you doofus, this is a 1930s joke. I have the original. Admittedly, it has been updated to the 70s or something; but, criminey, it is as old as you are.

Title: Re: Picking a Wife
Post by pubgirl on Mar 19^th, 2005, 11:34pm

What's a doofus?

Added: Cancel that. Apparently according to Jeeves it is an English word!

NOUN: Inflected forms: pl. doo·fus·es
Slang An incompetent, foolish, or stupid person.
ETYMOLOGY: Perhaps blend of doof, fool (from Scots) goofus, fool (from goof).