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(Message started by: blossom on Mar 15th, 2005, 12:30am)
Title: boys suck!
Post by blossom on Mar 15th, 2005, 12:30am
I HATE BOYS!   >:(  of course not all you wonderful men here, but all those other buttscum idiot bottom feeders that happen to have the same equipment as you all....I've decided to switch teams.  I'm becoming a lesbian.
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by fubar on Mar 15th, 2005, 12:43am
You can do that?  dang...
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by Racer1_NC on Mar 15th, 2005, 1:50am

on 03/15/05 at 00:30:46, blossom wrote:
I've decided to switch teams.  I'm becoming a lesbian.


Please, keep us informed concerning this new direction in your life.  ;;D
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by Pinkfloyd on Mar 15th, 2005, 1:56am

on 03/15/05 at 00:30:46, blossom wrote:
 I'm becoming a lesbian.


I hope this isn't a side effect of Kudzu. That might put a damper on it as a treatment option.

Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by Cathi04 on Mar 15th, 2005, 2:14am
LOL!  OMG, if I hold this in much longer I could very well burst!!!!!!!!!! (where is the speak no evil smiley?)

Blossom, there are some wonderful men out there.and some pretty rotten wimmens, too!
You got one of the rotten ones......sooooooooooooo, if at first you dont succeed, try, try again!

No, gentlemen, you cannot get your lawn chairs and popcorn ready..........

Pink....LOL..I doubt it's the Kudzu!!!!!

Cathi
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by don on Mar 15th, 2005, 6:10am
It is imperative that you document your first encounter with photos.

I will send you my email address.
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by hilbily on Mar 15th, 2005, 7:33am
I think I'm becoming one myself!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/gahilbily/a286_005.jpg
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by TomM on Mar 15th, 2005, 9:07am

on 03/15/05 at 00:30:46, blossom wrote:
I've decided to switch teams.  I'm becoming a lesbian.

How can I help, luv?  ;;D

Do ya really wanna give THIS up? I axe you.

http://www.internationalmale.com/HanoverAssets/intmale/product_images/a553zz.jpg

TomM
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by nani on Mar 15th, 2005, 9:28am
ROTFLMAO Karen!!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

I have felt like that a few times before....
whoever you choose....it's the charachter, not the gender that matters. There's a wonderful, loving person out there just for you.

:-*  Hang in there, sweetie...

PS Thanks for the pic Tom.  :)
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by sandie99 on Mar 15th, 2005, 9:30am

on 03/15/05 at 00:30:46, blossom wrote:
I've decided to switch teams.  I'm becoming a lesbian.

When I really get annoyed at the guys, I think that my life would be easier if I was a lesbian... I mean, I understand the female mind so much better... ;;D ;;D
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by guesst on Mar 15th, 2005, 9:31am
Go for it, you only live once.  Do what you have/want to do.
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by Kevin_M on Mar 15th, 2005, 10:23am

on 03/15/05 at 00:30:46, blossom wrote:
I HATE BOYS!   >:(  

.....I'm becoming a lesbian.


I've liked Vig's colorful spring blooms, but this new "blossom"... the elusive "kind" appears to be over hillsides among the greener grass.


note to self:  edit "bottom feeder" from personal ad.


Kevin M
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by guesst on Mar 15th, 2005, 10:30am

on 03/15/05 at 00:30:46, blossom wrote:
I HATE BOYS!  

Maybe you should try men instead of boys.  ::)
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by broomhilda on Mar 15th, 2005, 10:32am
Looks like a job for...

http://www.funphoto.nl/database/stored/330.jpg

Switching teams huh? Batter up ;;D

Big hugs on the way....


edit to add, hummm interesting pic...
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by Hirvimaki on Mar 15th, 2005, 10:54am

on 03/15/05 at 00:30:46, blossom wrote:
I've decided to switch teams.  I'm becoming a lesbian.



on 03/15/05 at 01:56:49, Pinkfloyd wrote:
I hope this isn't a side effect of Kudzu.

Actually, after three weeks on kudzu, I fear this may be true. I find myself thinking about women all the time, fantasising about them, longing for them, dreaming of them, lusting after them...

Good thing I have an understanding wife! :)

Hirvimaki-Isi
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by brain_cramps on Mar 15th, 2005, 11:14am
WOW!!!!!!     :o

Thanks for the pic, Broomie!      :-*

Good luck, Blossom!   Make sure you don't lose Don's email addy!    ;)


and now for one of MY favorites    :D

http://tinyurl.com/3mzqm



grant        ;;D
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by sandie99 on Mar 15th, 2005, 11:30am

on 03/15/05 at 11:14:07, brain_cramps wrote:
[b]
http://tinyurl.com/3mzqm

Hmmm... I nearly got that T-shirt the other day... But I coudn't decide between that and "Psychobitch" - t - shirt, so I didn't buy it... ::)
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by jokrs2 on Mar 15th, 2005, 11:33am
ROTFL ;;D. Where did Tom get that picture of me? I'm a guy and I love to play lesbo with my wife when needed. :-X
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by unsolved1 on Mar 15th, 2005, 11:45am

finally, an interesting thread !  ;;D

Unsolved
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by guesst on Mar 15th, 2005, 11:55am

on 03/15/05 at 10:32:08, broomhilda wrote:
http://www.funphoto.nl/database/stored/330.jpg

She needs a trim and I don't mean above the neck!  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by Hirvimaki on Mar 15th, 2005, 12:03pm

on 03/15/05 at 11:55:03, guesst wrote:
She needs a trim and I don't mean above the neck![smiley=laugh.gif]

Oh! Are we gonna go back to discussing waxing and shaving again?

http://www.jeanetspa.com/brazil.jpg

I just love all you perverts!

Hirvimaki-Isi
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by Langa on Mar 15th, 2005, 12:20pm
Hey Karen...
I'd date ya... ;)

Glad to see all has remained the same with my perverted family while i've been gone... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Langa
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by Kevin_M on Mar 15th, 2005, 12:21pm
Looks like a job for...

http://www.funphoto.nl/database/stored/330.jpg
My new calling.......................................................... SIDEKICK ^
                                                                                 
                                                                                 
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by Langa on Mar 15th, 2005, 12:25pm
[smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by Lil-E on Mar 15th, 2005, 12:32pm

on 03/15/05 at 00:30:46, blossom wrote:
boys suck!

Sigh. Some of them do!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/de_profundis/4CH/318d661d.gif

Thank GOD!

Lil'E
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by guesst on Mar 15th, 2005, 12:39pm

on 03/15/05 at 12:32:12, Lil-E wrote:
Sigh. Some of them do!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/de_profundis/4CH/318d661d.gif

Thank GOD!

Lil'E

:-X ::)  I have nothing to say about that.  ;;D
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by Langa on Mar 15th, 2005, 12:40pm
That's what i'm talking bout...!

Damn Lil'E!   [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

P.S.:  The girl's sneakers cracked me up!
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by nani on Mar 15th, 2005, 12:41pm
Lil E....girlfriend.....
You make me proud!!    ;;D
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by TomM on Mar 15th, 2005, 3:04pm

on 03/15/05 at 12:40:03, Langa wrote:
The girl's sneakers cracked me up!

Sneakers? What sneakers?
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by TomM on Mar 15th, 2005, 3:08pm

on 03/15/05 at 09:30:47, sandie99 wrote:
I mean, I understand the female mind so much better...

They have minds, too?
Oh yeah, pairs of them.  :-X Dam, di it again. Back to the dog house....
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by vig on Mar 15th, 2005, 3:13pm
Hey CHarlie...
Pass the popcorn!
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by Cerberus on Mar 15th, 2005, 3:23pm
Sorry you are experiencing trouble with members of the opposite sex...I know it can be a real drag, however I might point out that FEW women are suited to be lesbian, for the simple fact that women in general have a hard time co-existing in the same room...let alone relationship. Probably due to their social programming and competitive nature. ( sorry ladies I TRIED to keep that statement as general as possible.)

Anyhow, I digress.

I do try my best to avoid "sucking" as often as possible, unless it happens to be beverages through a straw, and even then still... There is just NO way to look cool while sucking on a straw.  ;;D  ;)

 Best of luck in the future...

Ramon
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by Hirvimaki on Mar 15th, 2005, 3:37pm

on 03/15/05 at 12:32:12, Lil-E wrote:
Sigh. Some of them do!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/de_profundis/4CH/318d661d.gif

Thank GOD!

Lil'E

Ah... That's my girl!

I'd post pics of the tongue piercing, but I was repremanded for showing a nipple piercing in another thread...

You guys are such repressed perverts! ;)

Hirvimaki-Isi
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by blossom on Mar 15th, 2005, 3:40pm
First of all, Lil'E - LMFAO!  I love it!  I think those may be fuzzy pink bunny slippers on her feet!  I needed that laugh!  
Second, I LOVE YOU GUYS!  I knew that you would all come through for me!  I could be a lesbian if it wasn't for the sex thing.....HA!  
Third, I don't like being single, it's very confusing.  Why do men have to have pea brains?  Is it so they fit in the head of their...well, never mind.  
Fourth, size does matter.

Karen
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by vig on Mar 15th, 2005, 3:41pm
pee brains? [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by Jonny on Mar 15th, 2005, 3:41pm

on 03/15/05 at 15:40:05, blossom wrote:
size does matter.


;;D
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by guesst on Mar 15th, 2005, 3:44pm

on 03/15/05 at 15:40:05, blossom wrote:
 
Fourth, size does matter.

Karen

Like I said, maybe you should give up on the boys and try some men out.
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by blossom on Mar 15th, 2005, 3:47pm
His age says he's a man but he's not acting like it - geez, how old do I have to go?  
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by guesst on Mar 15th, 2005, 3:57pm

on 03/15/05 at 15:47:59, blossom wrote:
His age says he's a man but he's not acting like it - geez, how old do I have to go?  

That's funny, I just had a guy in my shop who is only 19, but carried himself like he was in his 40's, a very nice young man, while I see guys in their 40's that act like they should still be in diapers.
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by Hirvimaki on Mar 15th, 2005, 4:11pm

on 03/15/05 at 15:41:26, vig wrote:
pee brains? [smiley=laugh.gif]

GIS for "pee brain":

http://www.worldindustries.com/gfx-product.php?picid=1892

LOL!

I won't post the other results...

Hirvimaki-Isi
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by medic1852 on Mar 15th, 2005, 4:23pm
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000645KX.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by Sean_C on Mar 15th, 2005, 5:24pm

on 03/15/05 at 00:30:46, blossom wrote:
I've decided to switch teams.  I'm becoming a lesbian.


I've been a lesbian for years I have no problem with that ;;D

http://www.rudefun.com/pictures/photos/12.jpg

Sean.......................... ;;D
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by blossom on Mar 15th, 2005, 9:18pm
ok, so update - boys, men, whatever, still suck BUT I got me a "sleeping" partner so it's all good.  I get to have great sex and still go out and party!  whoo-hoo!  This flower has BLOSSOMED!  I'm such a very *friendly* person, get over it.

K
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by Charlie on Mar 15th, 2005, 10:06pm
http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/pizza.gif

Charlie
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by cootie on Mar 15th, 2005, 11:26pm
New sleepin partner......sleepette or sleeperdude ? Natural Enquirer Pam  ;;D
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by Donna_D. on Mar 15th, 2005, 11:48pm
Hey chickie....


Just remember, you are fresh out of one relationship...

This guy is not Mr. Right...he is just Mr. Right-now  ;)


Be careful out there..


DD
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by blossom on Mar 15th, 2005, 11:54pm
you got that right DD!  I had the conversation with him and we agreed that we are going to chill and not see each other anymore except for the s-e-x!  heeheehee!
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by guesst on Mar 16th, 2005, 8:51am

on 03/15/05 at 23:54:10, blossom wrote:
you got that right DD!  I had the conversation with him and we agreed that we are going to chill and not see each other anymore except for the s-e-x!  heeheehee!

Now that's what I call a serious relationship!  ;;D
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by Ree on Mar 16th, 2005, 9:21am
boys suck!


yes they do!!!~~~ :o ::)~~~ ;;D    ree
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by Frank_W on Mar 16th, 2005, 9:31am

on 03/15/05 at 23:54:10, blossom wrote:
you got that right DD!  I had the conversation with him and we agreed that we are going to chill and not see each other anymore except for the s-e-x!  heeheehee!


There ya' go!! :) Enjoy!!  ;;D 8)
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by E-Double on Mar 16th, 2005, 12:01pm

on 03/15/05 at 11:55:03, guesst wrote:
She needs a trim and I don't mean above the neck!  [smiley=laugh.gif]


There goes my input.....ya beat me too it!

http://www.sexyshavers.net/BikiniShaverWelcomeNewSexy1.jpg

;;D
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by Leesa on Mar 16th, 2005, 3:11pm
Hey Karen, rem. dear "men come in 3 sizes............small, medium, and OMG."  ;)
Sex is gooooooooooooooooood, use HIM and put him away wet. *WEFG*  ;;D
Leesa  ;;D
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by Valentino on Mar 17th, 2005, 2:07pm

on 03/15/05 at 00:30:46, blossom wrote:
I HATE BOYS!   >:(  of course not all you wonderful men here, but all those other buttscum idiot bottom feeders that happen to have the same equipment as you all....I've decided to switch teams.  I'm becoming a lesbian.


Ciao! I think it is a little esagerate to conseider that the men are all the same, everybody is different from another one, man or woman, no matter.! Good luck for your life, Valentino
Title: Re: boys suck!
Post by Jonny on Mar 17th, 2005, 6:38pm

on 03/16/05 at 15:11:53, Leesa wrote:
and OMG."  ;)


;;D


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