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Title: Bad Parenting Post by don on Mar 14th, 2005, 8:05am Dont ya wish it were this easy? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/bgull2/Bad_Parenting1.jpg |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by Kevin_M on Mar 14th, 2005, 8:15am LMAO.... ;;D |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by clarence on Mar 14th, 2005, 8:15am That is so sad! A couple years ago I was driving with my dad on the highway. Before we knew it a mama duck led her duckies across the road right in front of us. The car in front of us blew them around like tumbleweeds. We took care of the rest - nailed them going about 60. Nothing we could do. Traumatized my dad. It was like a really bad cartoon. Casey |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by don on Mar 14th, 2005, 8:30am Hey Casey, Thanks for sharing that warm fuzzy story this Monday morning. Put me in the mood to go to work. |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by Kevin_M on Mar 14th, 2005, 8:36am Ed Norton: Hey Ralphy boy, guess what I found today at work. Trixie said to she knew a farmer that would take them in and a Chinese restaurant owner said he would take them there for me, and mentioned something about establishing their Peking order. |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by clarence on Mar 14th, 2005, 8:42am on 03/14/05 at 08:30:04, don wrote:
No problem! ;) Casey |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by don on Mar 14th, 2005, 8:44am I'll try and take out a couple of pigeons on the way in. I'm in the mood. |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by cootie on Mar 14th, 2005, 10:56am How many stuck on the grill Casey...........quack'd grill Pam |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by clarence on Mar 14th, 2005, 11:12am on 03/14/05 at 10:56:52, cootie wrote:
None. Good thing too, I don't think we could have handled it. My parents are divorced, but arr friendly. My mom was in the car at the time too. The next day we were all in Boston and my mom bought my dad a shirt with a mama duck and all her duckies on it. It pissed my dad off, in a funny way. A couple of weeks ago my sister called and said that she went to start her boyfriend's car and heard a cat screaming. Turns out it got caught in the fan or something. Took her boyfriend an hour to get it out of the engine, and put it out of its misery. I still need to buy her a shirt with little kitties on it ;;D Casey BTW - don, pigeons deserve it. |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by BobG on Mar 14th, 2005, 11:22am The driveway into my job is 4 miles long across the desert. We have a lot rabbits that like to sit along side the road and wait to the last second to play the hare version of "Hey Bubba, watch this!" Damned parasite invested rodents! Sometime you have to swerve two or three times to get them. |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by Gator on Mar 14th, 2005, 11:34am Okay, you have to get this song "Poisoning Pidgeons In The Park." Hilarious!!! I got it from Doctor Demento. I don't have enough room on my website for it or I'd post it there for download. If I find a place to download it from, I will let you know. |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by Bethany1 on Mar 14th, 2005, 11:42am on 03/14/05 at 11:12:05, clarence wrote:
Casey, shaddup will ya. Your stories today are horrible. :P |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by nani on Mar 14th, 2005, 11:47am I tried that once with my kids. Their heads were too big for the vents...they got out. |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by cootie on Mar 14th, 2005, 11:48am Some old lady out this way hit a goose goin down the road and pulled into my freinds auto body shop for her oil change and guess the guys were rollin on the floor laughin cuz the goose was still there STUCK across the bumper. Kill this Pam We have alot of geese and ducks out here with all the lakes......there always in the road will sometimes try and chase ya. Seen trucks go by em behind or in fronta me and not slow down and the baby's spin like tops in the road all over the place. Ahhh poor kitty tho......cats meet some tragic deaths. Sigh ! |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by Frank_W on Mar 14th, 2005, 11:54am Pigeons never seem to move out of the way of my Jeep. I keep thinking they'll fly away as I get closer, but they don't. They just look at me, and then I hear them having a blunt disagreement with my chassis. Damn flying rats... My daughter came in the house crying one day, after the bus dropped her off. Through her sobs she managed to tell me that the bus had run over a squirrel and it stuck to the tire and kept going "around and around, like it was stuck on a really terrible carnival ride." I was torn between being sympathetic and laughing my ass off. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by LeLimey on Mar 14th, 2005, 11:59am on 03/14/05 at 11:34:21, Gator wrote:
Gator I have a CD by Tom Lehrer ( Tom Lehrer in concert) with "poisoning pigeons in the park" and several other twisted songs on it. I love it. Its really clever stuff! "when they see us coming the birdies they try n' hide but they still eat the peanuts when coated in cyanide!" |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by vig on Mar 14th, 2005, 12:55pm One night at twilight I was driving home and visibility was pretty low... all of a sudden I could see three raccoons crossing the road single file and I couldn't stop. I know I hit 1 and 3 solid with the right and left front tires. I've been wondering for years what happened to the one in the middle... Did he escape under the car or did I get him too for the trifecta? |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by don on Mar 14th, 2005, 1:19pm Quote:
I agree. Rats with wings. I am sending this entire thread to PETA. Then I am going to call them and laugh hysterically. Quote:
ROFLMMFAO! |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by Leesa on Mar 14th, 2005, 1:56pm The rabbits, ginney's, (sp) (some sort of bird but it aint no chicken its black in color with white spots on it. They eat all the bugs from what I hear.) racoons, possuims and squirles, here have a death wish also. Love to play the game like BobG said "hey bubba watch this" I hit'em and keep right on my merry little way. Nani, glad to see Im not the only one who tryed this with her kids. LMMFAO Oh Don, tell PETA from me................ :-X never mind. HEHEHEHE *wefg* Leesa ;;D |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by BarbaraD on Mar 14th, 2005, 2:11pm on 03/14/05 at 11:47:29, nani wrote:
Try moving and not leaving a forwarding address..... ;;D This is terrible but I REALLY did this... My son was in boarding school and took a private plane home one weekend. As luck would have it we had JUST moved (he knew the town, but not the address). They landed at the wrong airport and he didn't have a clue where to go. My parents were waiting at "another" airport for him. We didn't even have our phone hooked up. But my parents found him and brought him home........ Think he'll be out of therapy in about 10 years........ Hugs BD |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by nani on Mar 14th, 2005, 2:27pm on 03/14/05 at 14:11:28, BarbaraD wrote:
ROTFLMAO BD !!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by Charlie on Mar 14th, 2005, 2:32pm Frank: When I was a kid I used to shoot pigeons. One time all I had was my 410. Not sure what size shot but I found that they explode in a cloud of blood and dust like the WTC. Just doing my part kids. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/russian.gif Charlie |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by Leesa on Mar 14th, 2005, 3:16pm Ever try feeding Alka seltzer to sea gulls? They nose dive well. ;) I was kid so sue me. LMAO Barb, Ive even changed the locks on the house and these kids still get in!! ::) LMAO Good one Barb leave it "Mom" to pull this one off. ;) LMAO Leesa ;;D |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by E-Double on Mar 14th, 2005, 3:38pm DON"T KNOCK RATS OR PIGEONS!!! I miss my rat!! I had to learn to train Rats and Pigeons in college........ If you could not teach what right did you have to teach a child......There's a thought Also when I was living upstate while out of school.....I called my parents and got the "# has been disconnected with no forward" Man I was on their list at the time..... ;;D |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by clarence on Mar 14th, 2005, 4:26pm on 03/14/05 at 11:42:10, Bethany1 wrote:
I'll stop telling stories if I can start posting pictures... Casey |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by don on Mar 14th, 2005, 4:44pm Quote:
Can you blame them. They are paying 3 years salary in tuition only to find out your training rats and pigeons. Haven't seen that category on monster. com |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by clarence on Mar 14th, 2005, 5:30pm on 03/14/05 at 16:44:03, don wrote:
LMAO don! |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by LeLimey on Mar 14th, 2005, 6:31pm on 03/14/05 at 15:16:48, Leesa wrote:
OMG Leesa I've done that too! [smiley=laugh.gif] I was ALOT younger then too! I got my dads pet chickens drunk too. Soaked grain in malt whisky and fed it to them. They were squawking and trying to fly all over the place and as fast as he got one in the coop another two would fly out. He was there all day and I hid all night! Still to this day don't know what pissed him off more.. drunken chickens or the loss of a bottle of single malt! |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by Kris_in_SJ on Mar 14th, 2005, 8:26pm So, my dead animal story .... Last year, I was doing laundry when my dryer started making a strange grinding sound, then stopped. Couldn't find the problem, so went to the laundromat. Next day, the repairman came. I was in the kitchen cooking dinner when he came upstairs carrying a baby possum by the tail. Do I need to say what that looked like?!? A baby possum that had been caught in the fan blades of the dryer?!? Apparently crawled into the vent hole and fell down the tube into the fan. My husband does the laundry now. I won't go into the basement. Kris |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by clarence on Mar 14th, 2005, 8:30pm on 03/14/05 at 20:26:36, Kris_in_SJ wrote:
That was one huge elaborate scheme to get your husband to do the laundry. Sacrificing poor animals just to get out of housework... casey |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by don on Mar 14th, 2005, 8:30pm Quote:
Can't look any worse than they do alive. |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by sandie99 on Mar 15th, 2005, 9:35am [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by Charlie on Mar 15th, 2005, 5:47pm Them there possums are miserable creatures anyway....well a friend did keep it in a cage as a pet. She had to hold it back with a shovel every time she fed the thing......yes, she was insane. She did have goat named Freddie that used to butt me all over the yard at her place. I liked him better than Doug and Susie, her pet pigs. Hee Haw, Charlie |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by cootie on Mar 15th, 2005, 11:51pm I get possums on my front porch eatin cat food and I hate them fuckers.......they stink ta high heaven too. I was tryin to chase one off with the broom and guess what.....it jus laid there playin dead. So.....I drug it out into the middle of the road to continue it's little game all by itself. Tag yer dead Pam |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by Kevin_M on Mar 16th, 2005, 12:49am on 03/15/05 at 23:51:20, cootie wrote:
Smart tactic for it to play 'possum, but it didn't plan on the the Pammer's counter manuever. ;;D Good one Pammy! Kevin M |
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Title: Re: Bad Parenting Post by Frank_W on Mar 16th, 2005, 8:40am LMAO, Pam! I had just finished mowing my grass when I saw one sitting in the middle of my land, sitting back on its haunches. I got somewhat close to it, and it began hissing at me!! I went back in the house to get the shotgun, but by the time I got back, it had vacated the area. Oppossums are nasty, ugly, horrid creatures. >:( |
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