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(Message started by: notseinfeld on Mar 2nd, 2005, 4:01pm)
Title: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by notseinfeld on Mar 2nd, 2005, 4:01pm
Are they really better?


In Hong Kong and other places around the globe, guys who don't have a girlfriend—and want some training in how to wow them—can sign up for a virtual one at V-girl.com. These pixilated pixies will appear on your cell phone cooing sweet nothings, but be warned, these are high-maintenance gals. Similar to Tamagotchi pets which require "food" and "walks," V-girls require "flowers," "gifts," and other expressions of your adoration. And sorry, most of 'em will cost you real cash, drained straight from your credit card (after all, the company, Artificial Life, isn't doing this out of the kindness of their hearts). The more you spend, the more cuddly she becomes; get lazy and she'll give you the silent treatment.
Title: Re: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by Woobie on Mar 2nd, 2005, 4:14pm
Hurry up and get a cell phone, Don....... [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by Jonny on Mar 2nd, 2005, 4:41pm

on 03/02/05 at 16:14:40, Woobie wrote:
Hurry up and get a cell phone, Don....... [smiley=laugh.gif]



;;D ;;D ;;D
Title: Re: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by jokrs2 on Mar 2nd, 2005, 6:21pm
I vote "Not Better". If I can dump enough guilt on my wife I can still get "real" action ;;D ;;D. Don't let her read this :-X :-X, Joe
ps I hope the virtual babes don't start spamming us or give us a virus. It would be too close to reality.
Title: Re: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by ghost62 on Mar 2nd, 2005, 6:26pm
Where can I find a virtual wife this one is defective. [smiley=bigguns.gif] [smiley=bag.gif] [smiley=hammer.gif]
Title: Re: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by Langa on Mar 2nd, 2005, 6:28pm

Quote:
I hope the virtual babes don't start spamming us or give us a virus. It would be too close to reality.


:-X
Title: Re: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by Charlie on Mar 2nd, 2005, 8:15pm
See? I tolya:

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/puterhug.gif

Charlie
Title: Re: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by don on Mar 2nd, 2005, 9:07pm
Just got my first Sprint bill.

$47,000.00
Title: Re: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by BobG on Mar 3rd, 2005, 5:31am

on 03/02/05 at 16:01:47, notseinfeld wrote:
Similar to Tamagotchi pets which require "food" and "walks," V-girls require "flowers," "gifts," and other expressions of your adoration. And sorry, most of 'em will cost you real cash, drained straight from your credit card (after all, the company, Artificial Life, isn't doing this out of the kindness of their hearts). The more you spend, the more cuddly she becomes; get lazy and she'll give you the silent treatment.

Just like in real life?
8)
Title: Re: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by rickyshot on Mar 3rd, 2005, 8:11am
Training men to be suckers. Y'all really think with your dicks don't you. So sad. I wonder how many women would go for something like this. My bet is a much smaller percentage than men.
Title: Re: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by BobG on Mar 3rd, 2005, 8:26am
First...about your name....does it read to mean "ricky is hot? or "ricky shot"? I'm betting on the former.


on 03/03/05 at 08:11:01, rickyshot wrote:
Training men to be suckers.

That is a web site in Hong Kong.
It should be "Training Japanese men to be suckers." That sort of thing would never happen in America (except Boston).  ::)

Second......

Quote:
Y'all really think with your dicks don't you. So sad.

No. At least I don't. I'm too damned old to think about/with that thing. Now I think about/with my saggy man-boobs.  ;;D
Title: Re: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by karma on Mar 3rd, 2005, 8:43am

Quote:
That is a web site in Hong Kong.  
It should be "Training Japanese men to be suckers
:o
Title: Re: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by Langa on Mar 3rd, 2005, 8:51am
I thought Hong Kong was in China?  8)

Rickyshot...I have 3 brothers and many male friends...yeah, they think with the small guy most of the time.  :-/

Langa
Title: Re: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by Hirvimaki on Mar 3rd, 2005, 8:56am
Meh. T-Mobile in the UK offers a similar service (and it is not just virtual girlfriends):

http://www.t-zones.co.uk/en/t_games/text_games/love_and_life/virtual_boyfriend_or_girlfriend_2.html

I'll take the real, soft and bouncy kind, thank you...

Hirvimaki-Isi
Title: Re: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by BobG on Mar 3rd, 2005, 9:03am

on 03/03/05 at 08:51:16, Langa wrote:
I thought Hong Kong was in China?  8)

Langa

Uhhmmm,    well,  uh, hmmm.....oops!

It's a communist plot to get the Japanese men to give up their capitalist thinking.

How's that?

That's my story and I'm stinking sticking with it.
:D
Title: Re: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by Langa on Mar 3rd, 2005, 9:05am

on 03/03/05 at 09:03:38, BobG wrote:
Uhhmmm,    well,  uh, hmmm.....oops!

It's a communist plot to get the Japanese men to give up their capitalist thinking.

How's that?

That's my story and I'm stinking sticking with it.
:D


Good save... [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by Hirvimaki on Mar 3rd, 2005, 9:08am

on 03/03/05 at 08:51:16, Langa wrote:
I thought Hong Kong was in China?  8)

No.... Not exactly... It is rather more complicated than that. Hong Kong is actually the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region (HKSAR) of the People's Republic of China, and falls under China's "one country, two systems" formula... So, although the Central People's Government (CPG) is responsible for defence and foreign affairs relating to the HKSAR, at the same time HKSAR maintains a high degree of autonomy and enjoys executive, legislative and independent judicial power, including that of final adjudication. They are a free port, a separate customs territory and an international financial centre and have as the legal tender the Honk Kong Dollar.

/babbling

Hirvimaki-Isi
Title: Re: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by Langa on Mar 3rd, 2005, 9:31am

on 03/03/05 at 09:08:15, Hirvimaki wrote:
No.... Not exactly... It is rather more complicated than that. Hong Kong is actually the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region (HKSAR) of the People's Republic of China, and falls under China's "one country, two systems" formula... So, although the Central People's Government (CPG) is responsible for defence and foreign affairs relating to the HKSAR, at the same time HKSAR maintains a high degree of autonomy and enjoys executive, legislative and independent judicial power, including that of final adjudication. They are a free port, a separate customs territory and an international financial centre and have as the legal tender the Honk Kong Dollar.

/babbling

Hirvimaki-Isi


Thanks for the info Hirvi...I do know this much about Hong Kong, but Dang!, I was trying to look smarter than Bob G.  LOL!

Why you gotta mess with my flow?  :-/

Langa (who's cracking up)!


Title: Re: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by rickyshot on Mar 3rd, 2005, 9:35am
Bob ROTFLMAO [smiley=laugh.gif] You are wrong on my name. It is a Southern thang. My nickname when I was young was Ricky for being a tomboy. I am also short five feet two. In the South we say shawt or shot for short. So there you have it. BTW Need a training bra for those man boobs ?::)
Title: Re: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by BobG on Mar 3rd, 2005, 9:40am
Ricky, may I call you Ricky? The name makes sense now. Thanks.
Training bra? Heck no. I'm at least an B-long cup. But thanks for asking.
;)

Bob-be-long-not-shawt
Title: Re: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by Hirvimaki on Mar 3rd, 2005, 9:49am
http://radar.smh.com.au/archives/3006rad_manboobs.jpg

Ewwww.... Man-boobs...

Hirvimaki-Isi
Title: Re: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by rickyshot on Mar 3rd, 2005, 10:57am
Bob Just don't call me late for dinner.  ;)
Title: Re: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by sandie99 on Mar 3rd, 2005, 4:11pm
Hmm.... wonder what virtual boyfriend would do? Sit on a coutch, ask for beer and demand for sex 24/7? [smiley=huh.gif]
Title: Re: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by Alien Space Babe on Mar 3rd, 2005, 4:16pm

on 03/03/05 at 16:11:19, sandie99 wrote:
Hmm.... wonder what virtual boyfriend would do? Sit on a coutch, ask for beer and demand for sex 24/7? [smiley=huh.gif]



you forgot some:
fart
burp
leave droplets on the floor in front of the toilet
declare it "hummer week" when you can't have sex
Title: Re: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by john_d on Mar 3rd, 2005, 4:19pm
mom and dad, meet my phone

phone, meet mom and dad

that will be $500 dollars
Title: Re: Virtual Girlfriends
Post by Langa on Mar 4th, 2005, 12:25pm

on 03/03/05 at 16:16:08, Alien Space Babe wrote:
you forgot some:
fart
burp
leave droplets on the floor in front of the toilet
declare it "hummer week" when you can't have sex


so true... :-[


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