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(Message started by: don on Mar 1^st, 2005, 7:17am)

Title: Martha's Release
Post by don on Mar 1^st, 2005, 7:17am

The con is getting sprung on Friday.

I'm so excited. Good be a new line of towels at K Mart by next week !

Make good head tourniquets and prevent skull damage when attacking walls.

Title: Re: Martha's Release
Post by Margi on Mar 1^st, 2005, 3:15pm

hey, don't knock it, Don - ol Martha made a pile of dough while she was on the inside. Her stocks did very well. ::)

Wonder if they'll change the name of her show from "Martha Stewart Living" to "Martha Stewart Living on the Outside"?

Title: Re: Martha's Release
Post by vig on Mar 1^st, 2005, 3:53pm

don't forget, she's got another 5 months of hard time coming... at her house.

SEVERE AND HARSH punishment

Title: Re: Martha's Release
Post by don on Mar 1^st, 2005, 5:46pm

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at her house.

Hard time in the Hamptons. If the punishment fits the crime I'm about to commit a criminal act. Sentence me. PLEASE

Title: Re: Martha's Release
Post by Charlie on Mar 1^st, 2005, 6:50pm

Shit. I'll wear an ankle bracelet and dress like Chuck, bomb around her little villa with stables and servant's quarters, clip coupons, edit my prison book series, stay in contact with the various bitches I met in the slammer, and waste time on Larry King for a piece of that little nest egg.

The poor thing. If anyone found something that rhymes with orange, it would be Martha.

Charlie

Title: Re: Martha's Release
Post by Kris_in_SJ on Mar 1^st, 2005, 8:48pm

Have you ever cooked (or eaten) Martha's "Mustard Coated Chicken Breasts"? If you had, I'm sure you'd take back all those bad things you've said about her. *smile*

BTW ... I love the her "Cooking 101" series. Macaroni and Cheese, Tarts, Pudding, Lobster ... the list goes on.

I just got an offer in the mail to "PLEASE COME BACK! ONLY $12.00 for a one-year subscription. (It used to be $45)

I did - just for the great recipes.

Maybe I can't stand her, but I can sure stand her cooking!

Kris

Title: Re: Martha's Release
Post by vig on Mar 1^st, 2005, 8:53pm

You're only encouraging her.
;;D

Title: Re: Martha's Release
Post by don on Mar 1^st, 2005, 8:57pm

Quote:

Have you ever cooked (or eaten) Martha's "Mustard Coated Chicken Breasts"?

Thats not nice. Martha dont have chicken breasts.

Mustard coating thing sounds interesting though. 8)

Title: Re: Martha's Release
Post by Langa on Mar 1^st, 2005, 8:59pm

on 03/01/05 at 20:48:24, Kris_in_SJ wrote:

Ditto...it's all about her cooking skills...it's a good thing. ;;D

Langa

Title: Re: Martha's Release
Post by don on Mar 1^st, 2005, 9:00pm

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it's all about her cooking skills

Not according to Bertha the Mangler.

Title: Re: Martha's Release
Post by Langa on Mar 1^st, 2005, 9:02pm

on 03/01/05 at 20:57:50, don wrote:

Thats not nice. Martha dont have chicken breasts.

Mustard coating thing sounds interesting though. 8)

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Martha's Release
Post by Donna_D. on Mar 1^st, 2005, 9:51pm

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;;D

Title: Re: Martha's Release
Post by don on Mar 1^st, 2005, 9:54pm

Whats that in the second picture under the top cot on the left? :o

Title: Re: Martha's Release
Post by sandie99 on Mar 2^nd, 2005, 1:22am

on 03/01/05 at 15:15:07, Margi wrote:

Wonder if they'll change the name of her show from "Martha Stewart Living" to "Martha Stewart Living on the Outside"?

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Anyways, she's going to do Apprentice, right? Think about it... working for Martha... Now that's scary... ;;D

Title: Re: Martha's Release
Post by don on Mar 2^nd, 2005, 4:35am

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Anyways, she's going to do Apprentice, right

It'll be a little differant. She wqont be saying "You fired"

If they are studying under Martha it will be "Your convicted".

Title: Re: Martha's Release
Post by vietvet2tours on Mar 2^nd, 2005, 12:46pm

Correct me if I'm blowin smoke but I think her stock was at eight bucks a year ago and today it's about thirty bucks a share. We been scammed.

Title: Re: Martha's Release
Post by vig on Mar 2^nd, 2005, 12:51pm

on 03/02/05 at 12:46:29, vietvet2tours wrote:

Correct me if I'm blowin smoke but I think her stock was at eight bucks a year ago and today it's about thirty bucks a share. We been scammed.

no vv2t....
you're right. She made out like a bandit instead of being punished.