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(Message started by: Jayne on Feb 23^rd, 2005, 8:48am)

Title: Be careful what you wish for
Post by Jayne on Feb 23^rd, 2005, 8:48am

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife

stayed at home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, "Dear Lord, I

go to work every day and put in eight hours while my wife merely

stays at home.

I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our

bodies."

God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out

their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove

them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to

the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw out money to pay the

power bill and telephone bill, drove to the power company and the

phone company and paid the bills, went grocery shopping, came home

and put away the groceries. He cleaned the cat's litter box and

bathed the dog.

Then it was already 1:00 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the

laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. He ran

to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them

on the way home. He set out cookies and milk and got the kids

organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and

watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 PM he began peeling potatoes and washed greens for salads,

breaded the chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded

laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9:00 PM he was

exhausted and though his chores weren't finished, he went to bed

where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through

without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,

" Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my

wife's being able to stay home all day.

Please, O Lord please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in His infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have

learned your lesson, and I will be happy to change things back to the

way they were.

You'll have to wait 9 months, though.

You got pregnant last night!!!"

Title: Re: Be careful what you wish for
Post by Sean_C on Feb 23^rd, 2005, 8:51am

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Title: Re: Be careful what you wish for
Post by LeLimey on Feb 23^rd, 2005, 9:01am

[smiley=laugh.gif] Oh Jayne that is brilliant! I love it (can't wait to tell my husband ;) )

Title: Re: Be careful what you wish for
Post by sandie99 on Feb 23^rd, 2005, 10:09am

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Title: Re: Be careful what you wish for
Post by Mr. Happy on Feb 23^rd, 2005, 11:03pm

I do that much and more, every day, before 9 AM. Big deal. God wouldn't let me stay a woman. I had too much fun with the Puddin.

I do 9 months standing on my head,
RJ