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(Message started by: Cerberus on Feb 22^nd, 2005, 11:58pm)

Title: Woobs...
Post by Cerberus on Feb 22^nd, 2005, 11:58pm

The Starfleet Ambassador has left on an away mission for three days. The Uss Cerberus is on stand by awaiting orders.

She is in Ontario, California so ifn any of you Cali-clusterers wanna see her now would be the time.

Piece owt,
Ramon

Title: Re: Woobs...
Post by Jonny on Feb 23^rd, 2005, 3:07pm

Have a good time Woobs (Hope ya see this ;;D )

.....................................jonny

Title: Re: Woobs...
Post by Edna on Feb 23^rd, 2005, 5:17pm

Awwwww, poor Ramon, left all alone.

Now, get busy.......awaiting orders?? Now, us women know she done gave you dem orders before leaving. So get busy.....do the dishes, do the laundry, clean the car/cars, while you're at it change the bed linens....and PULEEZ whatever you do.....don't forget to take out the trash.......cooking would be nice to come home to also!!

;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Have some fun Woobs, and be safe.

We're here for you if you need Ramon.

pf hugs,
EDNA

Title: Re: Woobs...
Post by BobG on Feb 23^rd, 2005, 5:24pm

Hey Ramon, while she's away please act like a man.

Take your dirty underwear to the hamper, lift the lid and drop them

on the floor.

Leave the bathroom door open when you pee.

Leave the toilet seat up.

She won't be back for 3 days. You don't need to shower til then.

Order pizza and/or Chinese food. Leave the boxes on the couch. Don't worry, she'll get to them when she gets back.

The bed does NOT have to be made every morning. You're just going to mess it up later. Why bother? Besides, that's wimmins work.

It IS OK to drink right from the milk carton. As long as no one sees you it doesn't count against you.

;;D