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(Message started by: Alien Space Babe on Feb 16th, 2005, 10:36pm)
Title: Embarrassment
Post by Alien Space Babe on Feb 16th, 2005, 10:36pm
Ever have one of those days?

The day where you get to the office, take off your winter coat, and feel your bra rip - in a REALLY bad place.....

then your toe pokes through your new sock....

then you go to the ladies room to "fix" the bra, or more likely fix yourself into the broken bra...

and discover a hole in your panties.....

and then....

you finally sit down at your desk.... and discover another hole.... this one in your jeans on the inner upper thigh.....

to top it off, you have to work 4 1/2 hours past your usual quit time, so you can't even go home to change.....


Thank GOD i wasn't wearing my red silk tiger-print thong today! http://dktan.free.fr/GIF/Smiley/ange.gif



Lizzie... the intergallactic chick.... http://dktan.free.fr/GIF/Smiley/waou.gif
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by Magick on Feb 16th, 2005, 10:39pm
LMAO !!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by Opus on Feb 16th, 2005, 10:47pm
LOL, yep that's why I can a spare set of clothes it the car.

Be prepared.

Opus/Paul
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by BlueMeanie on Feb 16th, 2005, 11:43pm
Yea... I know what you mean. I hate it my bra rips and panties get all ruffled.  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by Charlie on Feb 17th, 2005, 1:22am
That's why I wear a strapless.

Charlie
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by Donna_D. on Feb 17th, 2005, 1:49am
I am anything but a morning person....

Every day I have to get up get dressed and get both kids ready too....this is anything but easy....

Did I mention I am not a morning person...


Well, as usual, I woke up late the other day and got dressed in a hurry...

I got to the babysitters house and she reached under my chin and pulled my tag on my sweater away from my chest...

I had the damn thing on inside out AND backwards....

We had a good laugh over it..


Another DUH-onna moment, for sure!  ;;D


DD
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by high_commander on Feb 17th, 2005, 1:50am
LOL !!!


....leopard print undies ....working at a church summer camp at the time.... :o :o


Danielle
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by BikerBob on Feb 17th, 2005, 1:56am
A new Bra:

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A & M University, has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric of their clothing when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

Bob
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by Langa on Feb 17th, 2005, 7:46am

on 02/17/05 at 01:56:42, BikerBob wrote:
A new Bra:

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A & M University, has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric of their clothing when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

Bob


[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Lizzie, I've had those moments...so I keep a spare pair of stockings, bra and undies in a bag in my office...my bra broke right in the middle in the front one time, the girls came flying out happy for freedom, and I had to have a sweater on all day... :-/  I've learned since then.

Langa  ;;D
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by Frank_W on Feb 17th, 2005, 8:10am

on 02/16/05 at 23:43:30, BlueMeanie wrote:
Yea... I know what you mean. I hate it my bra rips and panties get all ruffled.  [smiley=laugh.gif]


Me too! That's why I buy all of my frilly undergarments from Victoria's Secret, instead of Walmart. (Although Victoria's secret is the fact that SHE can't squeeze into that stuff either!)
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by clarence on Feb 17th, 2005, 8:21am
Counselor at summer camp...Church camp mind you...in charge of the high school boys.  First day there out in the pool, I didn't realize that my shorts had rippred a rather large hole along the seam in the crotch.  No undies...

Went to the diving board, one leg on the step, one on the ground, didn't realize that my package was hanging out.  The guys (and girls) in the pool did.  When I got into the pool, they asked me if Icould do a handstand in the shallow end.  Bet me that I couldn't.  I could, and I did.  And the hot female lifeguard got a fuill view of what I had to offer.  She asked me to get out of the pool, and which church I was a student with.  The kids in the pool were laughing.  A Lot.  I realized what they were laughing about.  I told her I wasn't a student, I was a counselor.  She told me to go and change my shorts...immediately.

Pretty freakin embarrassed.  Lizzie, I feel your pain.

Casey
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by Frank_W on Feb 17th, 2005, 8:26am
LMAO, Casey!! Owned by a bunch of high school kids, and then smacked by the lifeguard, besides!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Damn.... That's rough!
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by clarence on Feb 17th, 2005, 8:27am

on 02/17/05 at 08:26:03, Frank_W wrote:
LMAO, Casey!! Owned by a bunch of high school kids, and then smacked by the lifeguard, besides!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Damn.... That's rough!


She wanted me...

Yeah right.  The water was cold.  (At least that's what I tell myself...)

Casey
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by Langa on Feb 17th, 2005, 8:30am

on 02/17/05 at 08:27:50, clarence wrote:
She wanted me...

Yeah right.  The water was cold.  (At least that's what I tell myself...)

Casey


[smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by john_d on Feb 17th, 2005, 8:56am

Geez, at this rate you will be naked by the end of the day.  Hope it gets better.  :)
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by nani on Feb 17th, 2005, 9:21am

on 02/17/05 at 08:27:50, clarence wrote:
She wanted me...

Yeah right.  The water was cold.  (At least that's what I tell myself...)

Casey


Shrinkage?   ;;D
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Feb 17th, 2005, 9:41am

on 02/17/05 at 07:46:24, Langa wrote:
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

...so I keep a spare pair of stockings, bra and undies in a bag in my office... ;;D


What a coincidance!!!! I do too!!!  ;;D
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by Frank_W on Feb 17th, 2005, 10:27am
Casey had a "wardrobe malfunction" LMAO!!
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by cat14 on Feb 17th, 2005, 10:30am
Thank GOD i wasn't wearing my red silk tiger-print thong today!  


Well, at least then you might get alittle more help today ;;D
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by Bethany1 on Feb 17th, 2005, 10:32am
I'm just reading this thread today the 17th.

This morning I'm getting ready for the Mayor's "State of the City Address"  [smiley=snore.gif]  Running late of course and went to jump in my car and ripped my skirt. 7:15 am. this morning. I need to go on a diet.

So, I feel for ya Lizzie.
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by sandie99 on Feb 17th, 2005, 11:31am
Oh, been there, lived it...
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by LeLimey on Feb 17th, 2005, 4:02pm
Speaking of bra's... I'm not buying any more front loaders! Every time you reach for something or lean forward or so much as breathe the damn things pop open.. be warned! (or carry a safety pin in your bag!)
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by Langa on Feb 17th, 2005, 4:04pm
Exactly Helen, one of them front loaders was the one that busted open on me... :P

Langa
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by Frank_W on Feb 17th, 2005, 4:46pm
Photos, please.  :-X [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by Jimi on Feb 17th, 2005, 4:51pm
          I Luv front loaders!
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by rextangle on Feb 17th, 2005, 6:12pm
Hmmm... never had a bra problem that I can remember of...
But I still can't figure out how to remove these high tech devices off my wife...
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by Frank_W on Feb 17th, 2005, 6:14pm

on 02/17/05 at 18:12:47, rextangle wrote:
Hmmm... never had a bra problem that I can remember of...
But I still can't figure out how to remove these high tech devices off my wife...


Well, I'd offer a helping hand, but rumor has it that this is how men end up getting shot.  [smiley=laugh.gif] :-X
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by rextangle on Feb 17th, 2005, 6:28pm
Frank, if you just stick to directions you'll be safe! ;;D
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by Langa on Feb 17th, 2005, 6:52pm

on 02/17/05 at 18:28:36, rextangle wrote:
Frank, if you just stick to directions you'll be safe! ;;D


Jeesh...just ask her to take it off herself...it'll save more time...  [smiley=ohjez.gif]

Langa
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by ghost62 on Feb 17th, 2005, 7:35pm

on 02/17/05 at 16:46:36, Frank_W wrote:
Photos, please.  :-X [smiley=laugh.gif]

LOTS OF PHOTOS  

[smiley=bow.gif] [smiley=bow.gif] [smiley=girlflash.gif] [smiley=sayyes.gif]
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by Langa on Feb 17th, 2005, 7:40pm

on 02/17/05 at 19:35:40, ghost62 wrote:
LOTS OF PHOTOS  

[smiley=bow.gif] [smiley=bow.gif] [smiley=girlflash.gif] [smiley=sayyes.gif]


perv!   :P
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by ghost62 on Feb 17th, 2005, 7:44pm

on 02/17/05 at 19:40:33, Langa wrote:
perv!   :P

WHO ME?  [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=moonwiggle.gif] [smiley=smokin.gif]
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by Langa on Feb 17th, 2005, 7:48pm

on 02/17/05 at 19:44:36, ghost62 wrote:
WHO ME?  [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=moonwiggle.gif] [smiley=smokin.gif]


proud huh?   [smiley=laugh.gif]

Langa
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by ghost62 on Feb 17th, 2005, 7:53pm
YOU BETCHA  :P ;) [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by ckelly181 on Feb 17th, 2005, 8:07pm
OH my gosh - that is such a hoot, ASB!!

I was sitting in a meeting with some bigwigs from work a year back, and something that felt like a pen tip started poking me in the jaw.

I yanked at whatever it was and discovered it was the damn wire coming out of my bra! The guy sitting next to me starting snorting, and I'll tell ya, I almost jammed the dang thing in his  eye.

I think they should put wires in jockstraps....heh heh...

Chris
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by Donna_D. on Feb 17th, 2005, 8:11pm

on 02/17/05 at 20:07:47, ckelly181 wrote:
OH my gosh - that is such a hoot, ASB!!

I was sitting in a meeting with some bigwigs from work a year back, and something that felt like a pen tip started poking me in the jaw.

I yanked at whatever it was and discovered it was the damn wire coming out of my bra! The guy sitting next to me starting snorting, and I'll tell ya, I almost jammed the dang thing in his  eye.

I think they should put wires in jockstraps....heh heh...

Chris



BTDT Chris...only I actually SNAPPED my underwire in half...

I need a bra designed by engineers, not engineered by designers....



;;D


DD
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by clarence on Feb 17th, 2005, 8:33pm

on 02/17/05 at 16:46:36, Frank_W wrote:
Photos, please.  :-X [smiley=laugh.gif]


LMAO!  
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by Alien Space Babe on Feb 17th, 2005, 10:07pm

on 02/17/05 at 01:22:13, Charlie wrote:
That's why I wear a strapless.

Charlie




oh my!!

http://dktan.free.fr/GIF/Smiley/62.gif
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by Edna on Feb 18th, 2005, 12:19am
LOL

Remember one time when I was with one of the kids at a football game, helping out with the band. Some dumb ass kid on the stadium seat about me decided to drop his cymbal. WHAM.....right on my back.....popped the damned bra strap......thank goodness for safety pins....LOL.......although kinda left it droopy on one side..LOL

My husband keeps saying I need to buy CRAFTSMAN ones..........they're guaranteed and replaceable when they break...lol


thanks for the laugh ASB

hugs,
EDNA
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by Opus on Feb 18th, 2005, 12:30am
Lizzie,
 Is this a total clothing malfuntion?

http://www.imgmag.org/images/sunny22/Gifs/ASBcropped.gif

Opus/Paul
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by blossom on Feb 19th, 2005, 12:51pm
OMG!  Those are hilarious!  Since the big surgery I don't even have to wear a nasty ol' bra anymore if I don't want to!!  but with the weight loss the "girls" are disappearing into oblivion, but they sure are perky!   ;;D

Blossom the previous President of the BOTC (Big Old Titty Club) to current Predsident of the IBTC (Itty Bitty Titty Club)   ;;D
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by Langa on Feb 19th, 2005, 12:56pm

Quote:
Blossom the previous President of the BOTC (Big Old Titty Club)


We miss you... [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Langa
Title: Re: Embarrassment
Post by blossom on Feb 19th, 2005, 1:46pm
I'm happy to say I don't miss the old "twins"!  I'd do it all over again in a heartbeat!  I love my new "girls"!!  They are FAB-U-LOUS!!!!!   ;;D


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