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(Message started by: don on Feb 12th, 2005, 10:35am)
Title: 2 Days before..........
Post by don on Feb 12th, 2005, 10:35am
I leave for Vegas. I have no plans. Soooooooooooo,

I've decided to sit here and post day and night and annoy everyone beyond any possible human level of tolerance . I am going to respond to every single thread.

Wanna know why?

Well, you know why.
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by Bethany1 on Feb 12th, 2005, 10:38am
Your so cool.  8)
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by Jonny on Feb 12th, 2005, 10:39am
Get a fucking job, ya bum!!!
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by don on Feb 12th, 2005, 10:42am
Got one.

I'll be at Naponset Circle later today. I'll be on crutches and shaking a large Dunkin Donuts cup.
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Feb 12th, 2005, 10:56am
Because you're in training to be an even bigger PITA than before? ;;D
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by don on Feb 12th, 2005, 10:59am

Quote:
even bigger PITA


Doubt it.

Even I can't out do myself.
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by Redd715 on Feb 12th, 2005, 11:04am

on 02/12/05 at 10:59:21, don wrote:
Doubt it.

Even I can't out do myself.


He admits he's an under-achiever [smiley=laugh.gif].

Slacker!!!
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by Rock_Lobster on Feb 12th, 2005, 11:05am
Don is pretty much depending on the 'What happens in Vegas...' thing...
http://seadogs.ca/images/seadogsgayspa_h05.jpg
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by don on Feb 12th, 2005, 11:06am

Quote:
He admits he's an under-achiever


Depends on what I'm under.
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Feb 12th, 2005, 11:09am

on 02/12/05 at 11:06:17, don wrote:
Depends on what I'm under.


As much as it pains me to do so - I'm gonna leave that one alone! ;;D
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by PrettyH8Machine on Feb 12th, 2005, 12:19pm

on 02/12/05 at 11:06:17, don wrote:
Depends on what I'm under.


So you mean you're getting teabagged?  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by don on Feb 12th, 2005, 12:28pm

Quote:
So you mean you're getting teabagged?


Only if they are hanging under her skirt.

LIPton is good.
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by Redd715 on Feb 12th, 2005, 12:31pm
You boys are more than just a bit touched. [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by don on Feb 12th, 2005, 1:44pm
Touched? You call this touched?

Hey lady. I'll have you know I passed "touched" a long time ago. I progessed to the realm of certifiable. Pro leagues here baby.

And lovin it!
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by Kevin_M on Feb 12th, 2005, 3:25pm

on 02/12/05 at 10:39:26, Jonny wrote:
Get a fucking job, ya bum!!!

He's been self-employed for many years now, no longer the the new kid on the block, he's expanded his roll to encompass and dominate the niche market of:

Quote:
annoy everyone beyond any possible human level of tolerance .

Interviewed in GQ, wearing white socks, Bermuda shorts, sandles, sunglasses atop his head under his trademark hood-worn-backwards(???) and his sweatshirt tucked in, he recalled his aspirations as a kid to realize this day of being able to give to back to society, now staging a two day marathon, Don is not refusing any favor asked of him to reply on this pre-vacation occasion.  
 Las Vegas, ever eager to get in on the publicity, stepped forward and offered Don a stay; the Fremont overbidding Caesars and MGM to offer a refurbished  janitors closet, named in Don's honor, Suite of the Unsuited and invited Don for a stay.  Fremont management could only shake their heads and say, "We were thinking of how best to have society forget his 15 minutes of fame and decided to make the sacrifice" We know business will take a huge hit during his stay, but people will remember, the Fremont helped make him go away".   Faces were covered, tears flowed from the entire filming crew, the video was stopped.  
 The airline was contacted to see if his flight could request a check in time of 36 hours before the flight to aid in this concerted effort for the benefit of all.  Airline officials said allowing him in cargo space is already going beyond expectations.  
 Final responsibility for this last 36 hours will now rest upon the shoulders of the toughened crowd at CH.com.  Clusterville is the only place where residents have endured such pain on a constant basis, they'll know what to do.  
 Ohio farmers have gotten together to cut giant lettering in their cornfields that say, DON SUCKS as he flies on his way to Vegas.  Many plan to shake their shovels and pitchforks at the plane as it flies overhead.
 Farmers of the Davenport area of Iowa have heard tales of his kind, some witnessing the event but as of yet unpublishable even by the Enquirer.  They have resigned to have a designated area now called Atrium 51 for the inevitable visitations.
  The betting parlor at the Fremont has faith that after the news of Don's betting the Yankees for next years World Series winner, more and more money will be bet the opposite way.  Also enticing Don to choose the Fremont was their offering to him of liberal odds on the NHL Boston Bruins this year.  

Don in Vegas for Valentines Day.  Who said this guy is not all mushy toward us all.  



Kevin M
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by Mr. Happy on Feb 12th, 2005, 3:38pm

on 02/12/05 at 10:39:26, Jonny wrote:
Get a fucking job, ya bum!!!


http://mushys.com/pix/fudge2.jpg
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by Redd715 on Feb 12th, 2005, 5:30pm

on 02/12/05 at 13:44:19, don wrote:
Touched? You call this touched?

Hey lady. I'll have you know I passed "touched" a long time ago. I progessed to the realm of certifiable. Pro leagues here baby.

And lovin it!


Don't worry Don...the home will find you sooner or later.
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by don on Feb 12th, 2005, 5:36pm
The airline is allowing me to take my blow up doll as carry on. If she inflates I have to pay for an extra seat.
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by Biker on Feb 12th, 2005, 8:26pm
Its a nice dessert.     Too bad they built a city in the middle of it.  
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by BobG on Feb 12th, 2005, 8:37pm

on 02/12/05 at 20:26:30, Biker wrote:
Its a nice dessert.     Too bad they built a city in the middle of it.  



"Hey waiter! There's a city in my dessert"





I know, old joke. Sorry Biker.
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by Not4Hire on Feb 12th, 2005, 8:41pm

on 02/12/05 at 15:25:02, Kevin_M wrote:
He's been self-employed for many years now, no longer the the new kid on the block, he's expanded his roll to encompass and dominate the niche market of:
Interviewed in GQ, wearing white socks, Bermuda shorts, sandles, sunglasses atop his head under his trademark hood-worn-backwards(???) and his sweatshirt tucked in, he recalled his aspirations as a kid to realize this day of being able to give to back to society, now staging a two day marathon, Don is not refusing any favor asked of him to reply on this pre-vacation occasion.  
 Las Vegas, ever eager to get in on the publicity, stepped forward and offered Don a stay; the Fremont overbidding Caesars and MGM to offer a refurbished  janitors closet, named in Don's honor, Suite of the Unsuited and invited Don for a stay.  Fremont management could only shake their heads and say, "We were thinking of how best to have society forget his 15 minutes of fame and decided to make the sacrifice" We know business will take a huge hit during his stay, but people will remember, the Fremont helped make him go away".   Faces were covered, tears flowed from the entire filming crew, the video was stopped.  
 The airline was contacted to see if his flight could request a check in time of 36 hours before the flight to aid in this concerted effort for the benefit of all.  Airline officials said allowing him in cargo space is already going beyond expectations.  
 Final responsibility for this last 36 hours will now rest upon the shoulders of the toughened crowd at CH.com.  Clusterville is the only place where residents have endured such pain on a constant basis, they'll know what to do.  
 Ohio farmers have gotten together to cut giant lettering in their cornfields that say, DON SUCKS as he flies on his way to Vegas.  Many plan to shake their shovels and pitchforks at the plane as it flies overhead.
 Farmers of the Davenport area of Iowa have heard tales of his kind, some witnessing the event but as of yet unpublishable even by the Enquirer.  They have resigned to have a designated area now called Atrium 51 for the inevitable visitations.
  The betting parlor at the Fremont has faith that after the news of Don's betting the Yankees for next years World Series winner, more and more money will be bet the opposite way.  Also enticing Don to choose the Fremont was their offering to him of liberal odds on the NHL Boston Bruins this year.  

Don in Vegas for Valentines Day.  Who said this guy is not all mushy toward us all.  



Kevin M



..whoa bro.... you have way the fuck too much time on yer hands...i mean, i REALLY like it and all.... but what are you gonna do for the REST of Chapter 1?


Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas has been done.... and well-done....(the movie was pretty stupid IMHO)...

but our don has the chops to write a few chapters of ....twistedness.....
on his own.

..and if i 'member correctly: he's been clean and sober for waaaay longer than one could reasonably expect.....

(the only thing I can't figger out is why he would tip off the AUTHORITIES in Nevada --in advance-- of his invasion....)

..now "Atrium 51" is a piece of *genius* Kev.....LMMFAO
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by Kevin_M on Feb 12th, 2005, 8:58pm

on 02/12/05 at 17:36:41, don wrote:
The airline is allowing me to take my blow up doll as carry on


Mile high club?
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by don on Feb 12th, 2005, 9:01pm

Quote:
(the only thing I can't figger out is why he would tip off the AUTHORITIES in Nevada --in advance-- of his invasion....)


Because I'm going to New Orleans.
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by Sean_C on Feb 12th, 2005, 9:04pm
LMMFAO Kev  ;;D
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by sandie99 on Feb 13th, 2005, 2:56am
Have fun in Vegas, Don! ;;D
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by Woobie on Feb 13th, 2005, 9:03am

on 02/12/05 at 10:35:55, don wrote:
I have no plans. .



WHAT are the odds????????



[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by Renee on Feb 13th, 2005, 11:18am
Don,

I just got back last night.

Take an umbrella.  That is the wettest desert I've ever visited.

[smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by don on Feb 13th, 2005, 11:36am
Thanks Renee. Staying on Freemont Street under the canopy.
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by Renee on Feb 13th, 2005, 12:02pm
That's where I was.  Still got soaked.
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by Jonny on Feb 13th, 2005, 12:12pm

on 02/13/05 at 12:02:15, Renee wrote:
 Still got soaked.


Was he that good looking?
Title: Re: 2 Days before..........
Post by Renee on Feb 14th, 2005, 6:37am
which one?   [smiley=laugh.gif]

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... ;)


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