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Title: TGIF: Funnies Post by PrettyH8Machine on Feb 11th, 2005, 1:14pm OK, we all know that 666 is the number of the Beast, but did you know that... 670 - Approximate number of the Beast DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast 666.0000000 - Number of the High Precision Beast 665.9999954 - Number of the Pentium Beast 0.666 - Number of the Millibeast /666 - Beast Common Denominator 666 x sq. rt (-1) - Imaginary number of the Beast 1010011010 - Binary of the Beast 6 1-666 - Area code of the Beast 00666 - Zip code of the Beast 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please. $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul $606.66 - Wal-Mart price of the Beast $566.66 - Costco/Price Club price of the Beast Phillips 666 - Gasoline of the Beast Route 666 - Way of the Beast 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast 666k - Retirement plan of the Beast 666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 -minimum deposit. Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast i66686 - CPU of the Beast 666i - BMW of the Beast DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast 668 - Neighbor of the Beast - Number of the Blonde Beast uh... what was that number again? Things You DON’T Want to Hear During Surgery: - Oops! - Has anyone seen my watch? - That was some party last night I can't remember when I've been that drunk. - Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing! - Well this book doesn't say that... What edition is your manual? - OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. - Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. - Come back with that! Bad Dog! - Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? - Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie - If I can just remember how they did this on ER last week. - Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before? - Damn, there go the lights again... - Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em. - Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! - Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off. - I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses. - Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. - Steril, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right? - What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change! - What do you mean, he's not insured? - This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? - Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? - Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. - What do you mean "You want a divorce"! - I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice. - Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch" - That laughing gas stuff is pretty cool. Can I have some more of that? - Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still moving. - Did the doctor know he would look like that afterwards? - Of course I've performed this operation before, Nurse! - FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out! |
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Title: Re: TGIF: Funnies Post by nani on Feb 11th, 2005, 1:16pm [smiley=laugh.gif] I love these Friday funnies. Thanks, Carl |
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Title: Re: TGIF: Funnies Post by Langa on Feb 11th, 2005, 1:20pm Yes, thanks Carl...I look forward to these... [smiley=laugh.gif] Langa |
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Title: Re: TGIF: Funnies Post by sandie99 on Feb 11th, 2005, 1:20pm [smiley=laugh.gif] Thank goodness I'm not going to have any operation soon... ;;D |
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Title: Re: TGIF: Funnies Post by PrettyH8Machine on Feb 11th, 2005, 1:27pm Beavis Starts a New Business! http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/0174.jpg Now THIS Just Doesn't Look Right At All!!! http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/bikeseat.jpg Stormtroopers on 15 minute break. http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/starwarsbloopers.jpg Happy Weekend Y'all 8) |
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Title: Re: TGIF: Funnies Post by nani on Feb 11th, 2005, 1:39pm http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/nani36/birdbath.jpg |
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Title: Re: TGIF: Funnies Post by nani on Feb 11th, 2005, 1:41pm http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/nani36/2chickens.jpg |
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Title: Re: TGIF: Funnies Post by Langa on Feb 11th, 2005, 2:14pm Nani I loved the fluffy bird one... [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: TGIF: Funnies Post by BlueMeanie on Feb 11th, 2005, 3:41pm http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5dc30b3127cce907aee5f7b7000000016108AZNXLNo3Yt- |
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Title: Re: TGIF: Funnies Post by LeLimey on Feb 11th, 2005, 5:17pm My favourite thing to NOT hear during surgery... Accept this sacrifice oh Great Lord of Darkness" |
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Title: Re: TGIF: Funnies Post by Frank_W on Feb 11th, 2005, 11:11pm Street address: 668, the neighbor of the Beast. |
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Title: Re: TGIF: Funnies Post by AussieBrian on Feb 11th, 2005, 11:50pm Things not to hear during surgery - "Damn, I really thought this cluster was finished!" |
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