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(Message started by: notseinfeld on Feb 7th, 2005, 1:00pm)
Title: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by notseinfeld on Feb 7th, 2005, 1:00pm
Whattaya suppose the gender of this tree is?
http://www.mindspring.com/~dlehman/hetta/fruitornot.jpg
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by sandie99 on Feb 7th, 2005, 1:02pm
My mind..... ;;D


Well, they do say that a dirty mind is terrible thing to waste! ;;D
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Langa on Feb 7th, 2005, 1:03pm
Is this for real?  LMAO!!

Langa

Edited to add:  What kind of tree is it?
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Redd715 on Feb 7th, 2005, 1:07pm
From the looks of the leaves it appears to be a bell pepper.

Then again I could be wrong...
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by BobG on Feb 7th, 2005, 1:09pm
ROTFLMAO  [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]


Peeking the Jolly Green Giant's toga again?
:o
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Langa on Feb 7th, 2005, 1:10pm
It looks like a spanish vegetable I've seen in Spanish grocery stores...I think the Spanish name is Panapen...maybe Nani knows...and I have seen them in weird shapes.  They're sorta in the pumpkin family.

Langa
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by sandie99 on Feb 7th, 2005, 1:13pm
Mother Nature in action, I suppose... ;)
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by nani on Feb 7th, 2005, 1:13pm
No...I don't know. Tell us Dave, where can we buy one?  ::)
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by vietvet2tours on Feb 7th, 2005, 1:21pm
She who controls the nookie saw it and called it girls best friend plant.
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by notseinfeld on Feb 7th, 2005, 1:22pm
The Fruit Fatale...
Nani, unsure the type of tree but damned if I'd let one grow in my backyard. (NIMBY)

Who wants the first bite?
Langa?
Pittsburg Joe?
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Feb 7th, 2005, 1:29pm
It looks like a deformed pear....

gotta admit it'd be hard to eat that one....




or... is it that apple from the garden of Eden?
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Mr. Happy on Feb 7th, 2005, 1:50pm

on 02/07/05 at 13:00:56, notseinfeld wrote:
Whattaya suppose the gender of this tree is?
http://www.mindspring.com/~dlehman/hetta/fruitornot.jpg

It's a vine, not a tree. Have we no one botanically oriented?

I'm voting Kudzu, personally.
RJ
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Langa on Feb 7th, 2005, 1:52pm

Quote:
Who wants the first bite?
Langa?


I'll pass... ;;D

Langa
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by cat14 on Feb 7th, 2005, 1:59pm
Were talking vegetables today?????


I am always a vegetable, come on now  ;;D
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by LeLimey on Feb 7th, 2005, 3:06pm

on 02/07/05 at 13:00:56, notseinfeld wrote:
http://www.mindspring.com/~dlehman/hetta/fruitornot.jpg



Wow they really do grow on trees!

Does this mean some were picked too soon?!
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by nani on Feb 7th, 2005, 3:08pm
LMAO Helen!!  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Langa on Feb 7th, 2005, 3:09pm
Helen...you were missed!  ;;D

Langa
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by LeLimey on Feb 7th, 2005, 3:12pm
Well if you miss me again.. I'll be down at the garden centre..  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by floridian on Feb 7th, 2005, 4:05pm

on 02/07/05 at 13:00:56, notseinfeld wrote:
Whattaya suppose the gender of this tree is?


Female.  You don't get fruit (ripened ovary and accessory structures) from a male.  It could be monoecious (both male and female structures on one plant).  Maybe a monoecious fruit?!
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Frank_W on Feb 7th, 2005, 4:29pm
Monoecious... It must be into the "solo thing." (Not unlike my own sex life...) *cough*
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by LeLimey on Feb 7th, 2005, 4:56pm

on 02/07/05 at 16:05:29, floridian wrote:
 It could be monoecious (both male and female ).  



Male and female attributes..
Wow.. Brains AND a willy?!!!  :o
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Langa on Feb 7th, 2005, 7:46pm

on 02/07/05 at 16:56:52, LeLimey wrote:
Male and female attributes..
Wow.. Brains AND a willy?!!!  :o


My thoughts exactly... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Langa
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Donna_D. on Feb 7th, 2005, 8:07pm
Isn't that the fabled vegetable of the nursery rhyme as follows?

Peter Piper picked
a peck of pickled peckers?

A peck of pickeled peckers
Peter Piper picked.

If Peter Piper picked
a peck of pickled peckers

Did he get them off the vine
where they grow just like a dick?


DD


Or
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Redd715 on Feb 7th, 2005, 8:19pm

on 02/07/05 at 20:07:40, Donna_D. wrote:
Isn't that the fabled vegetable of the nursery rhyme as follows?

Peter Piper picked
a peck of pickled peckers?

A peck of pickeled peckers
Peter Piper picked.

If Peter Piper picked
a peck of pickled peckers

Did he get them off the vine
where they grow just like a dick?


DD


Or



I was waiting for my Sis to Piper in on this one... [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Racer1_NC on Feb 7th, 2005, 8:21pm
Has anyone seen my...........car keys? I seem to have misplaced them.  ;;D ;;D
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Donna_D. on Feb 7th, 2005, 8:29pm

on 02/07/05 at 20:19:02, Redd715 wrote:
I was waiting for my Sis to Piper in on this one... [smiley=crackup.gif]



Sorry it took me so long Sis, I have been busy sharpening my stick over in the "Is President Bush High" thread...

But how could I pass THIS one up!


on 02/07/05 at 20:21:17, Racer1_NC wrote:
Has anyone seen my...........



Funny, I don't remember it being THAT color....


;;D



DD
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Redd715 on Feb 7th, 2005, 8:33pm

on 02/07/05 at 20:21:17, Racer1_NC wrote:
Has anyone seen my...........


I'm not sure I want to read the answer to that question....

:o :o
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Redd715 on Feb 7th, 2005, 8:35pm

on 02/07/05 at 20:33:41, Redd715 wrote:
I'm not sure I want to read the answer to that question....

:o :o

 To late..... :-X
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Donna_D. on Feb 7th, 2005, 8:37pm

on 02/07/05 at 20:33:41, Redd715 wrote:
I'm not sure I want to read the answer to that question....

:o :o



Did you expect anything LESS than a smartassed response out of me, Sis?  I mean REALLY.....

;;D

DD
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Redd715 on Feb 7th, 2005, 8:45pm

on 02/07/05 at 20:37:20, Donna_D. wrote:
Did you expect anything LESS than a smartassed response out of me, Sis?  I mean REALLY.....

;;D

DD


Nope....can't say as I did..... ;)
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Racer1_NC on Feb 7th, 2005, 9:10pm
Geeze....all I was asking is if anyone had seen my car keys...... ;;D
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Donna_D. on Feb 7th, 2005, 10:46pm

on 02/07/05 at 21:10:15, Racer1_NC wrote:
Geeze....all I was asking is if anyone had seen my car keys...... ;;D




Car keys to what...


The Penis Mobile?


;;D


DD
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Mr. Happy on Feb 7th, 2005, 11:16pm
I still say it's a fucking vine.

Let them eat fruit, be full, an multiply.
RJ
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by PittsburghJoe on Feb 8th, 2005, 10:21am
Sorry, if that was in MY yard, I would take more then just a bite.

Besides, I picked it and it is now in my nightstand.

Who wants to come by for dinner?

Joe
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by stevegeebe on Feb 8th, 2005, 9:16pm
Merliton.

Steve G
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by ccbiggsoo7 on Feb 9th, 2005, 12:31am
There goes the cucumber sales!!!
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Langa on Feb 9th, 2005, 9:17am

on 02/09/05 at 00:31:47, ccbiggsoo7 wrote:
There goes the cucumber sales!!!


:-X
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by cat14 on Feb 9th, 2005, 9:23am
Still talking about a F*cken vegetable?????????????????
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Tiannia on Feb 9th, 2005, 10:56am
Do you think that miracle grow works after they have been plicked?  

hehe needed that today.  Thanks for the laugh.
-Tia
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by LeLimey on Feb 9th, 2005, 3:52pm
I suppose that depends whether you pluck them or plick them doesn't it?!!!   ;)
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Langa on Feb 9th, 2005, 4:01pm

on 02/09/05 at 15:52:54, LeLimey wrote:
I suppose that depends whether you pluck them or plick them doesn't it?!!!   ;)

[smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Linda_Howell on Feb 9th, 2005, 6:04pm


Mr. Randy is correct...it is a vine...omg, I cannot believe I am contributing to the deliquency of this thread ..don't we all have other things to do?

Like suck 02, shoot up some trex, pay bills, WORK, mop the kitchen floor, change the oil in the car...On second thought...carry on.

Linda
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Donna_D. on Feb 9th, 2005, 6:06pm

on 02/09/05 at 18:04:45, Linda_Howell wrote:
Mr. Randy is correct...it is a vine...omg, I cannot believe I am contributing to the deliquency of this thread ..don't we all have other things to do?

Like suck 02, shoot up some trex, pay bills, WORK, mop the kitchen floor, change the oil in the car...On second thought...carry on.

Linda




Lady Linda,

I like the way you think!!

;;D

DD
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Linda_Howell on Feb 9th, 2005, 6:53pm

Quote:

Lady Linda,  

I like the way you think!!


So do all the people inside my head.    [smiley=argue.gif] [smiley=gossip.gif] [smiley=argue.gif]

  Luinda or Linda Or...maybe SYBIL.
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by Tiannia on Feb 9th, 2005, 7:49pm

on 02/09/05 at 15:52:54, LeLimey wrote:
I suppose that depends whether you pluck them or plick them doesn't it?!!!   ;)


It is a cross between picked and plucked.   ;)  Must have been a Freudian slip....  Need to have some grown up time witht he hubby I guess  :P
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by ghost62 on Feb 9th, 2005, 7:57pm
gardening tip





>
> >A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but
> couldn't seem to get her
> >tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll
> she came upon a
> >gentlemen neighbor who had the most beautiful
> garden full of huge red
> >tomatoes.
> > >
> >The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to
> get your tomatoes red?"
> >The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand
> in front of my tomato
> >garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red
> from blushing so much."
> > >
> >The woman was so impressed, she decided to try
> doing the same thing to her
> >tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a
> day for two weeks she
> >exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.
> > >
> >One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the
> woman, "By the way, how
> >did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
> > >
> >"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are
> enormous...."
Title: Re: Hark! Who grows there? (pic)
Post by nani on Feb 9th, 2005, 7:58pm
[smiley=crackup.gif]


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