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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on Feb 5^th, 2005, 2:27am)

Title: Laugh A Little
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Feb 5^th, 2005, 2:27am

[smiley=laugh.gif]> > ^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by
consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music
and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird'svocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The
parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in thefreezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arm and said, "I believe I may have
offended you with my rude language and actions.
I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
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Title: Re: Laugh A Little
Post by sandie99 on Feb 5^th, 2005, 4:35am

This one's a classic... ;;D

Title: Re: Laugh A Little
Post by Melissa on Feb 5^th, 2005, 8:35am

LMFAO!! I loved that!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Laugh A Little
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Feb 5^th, 2005, 10:10am

Sorry folks
I just realised that I put this in the wrong place it won't happen again.

As punishment I have given myself a good talking to and sent myself to bed.

Kind Regards
Barry

Title: Re: Laugh A Little
Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Feb 5^th, 2005, 11:41am

on 02/05/05 at 10:10:13, Barry_T_Coles wrote:

Sorry folks
I just realised that I put this in the wrong place it won't happen again.

Kind Regards
Barry

It's nice to be surprised by a joke on this board... then the people who don't think they need a laugh can get a good one anyway.....