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(Message started by: Jimi on Feb 4^th, 2005, 10:04am)

Title: Moral For The Day
Post by Jimi on Feb 4^th, 2005, 10:04am

For the men, just in case you didn't know.......

Ruth and I were out celebrating our 35th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared at our table and said,
"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to
each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said
Ruth.

The fairy moved her magic stick and -- abracadabra! -- two tickets for
the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was my turn. I thought for a moment and said: "Well
this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once
in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me."

Ruth and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a
wish...

So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -abracadabra! --

I became 86 years old.

The moral of this story...

Men might be ungrateful idiots...

But fairies are female...

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

Title: Re: Moral For The Day
Post by nani on Feb 4^th, 2005, 10:06am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Moral For The Day
Post by vig on Feb 4^th, 2005, 10:11am

all kidding aside...
CONGRATULATIONS!

Title: Re: Moral For The Day
Post by Langa on Feb 4^th, 2005, 10:17am

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Moral For The Day
Post by Frank_W on Feb 4^th, 2005, 10:22am

LOL!

Man, congratulations to you both, Jimi!:) That's awesome...

Title: Re: Moral For The Day
Post by cat14 on Feb 4^th, 2005, 10:25am

That was a great story!! Many more to you both!

Title: Re: Moral For The Day
Post by sandie99 on Feb 4^th, 2005, 12:54pm

great story! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Moral For The Day
Post by high_commander on Feb 4^th, 2005, 1:55pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Congratulations !!!

Danielle

Title: Re: Moral For The Day
Post by Gator on Feb 4^th, 2005, 1:59pm

LMAO [smiley=laugh.gif] Congratulations!

Title: Re: Moral For The Day
Post by broomhilda on Feb 4^th, 2005, 2:19pm

LMAO Jimi, congrats to both you and Ruth!!!

Title: Re: Moral For The Day
Post by E-Double on Feb 4^th, 2005, 2:50pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Congrats brother!

Title: Re: Moral For The Day
Post by Biker on Feb 4^th, 2005, 4:12pm

She made a great wish to ya my friend. Have ya ever tried to listen to a gal 30 years younger? The strain on the brain just isnt worth all the noise. Many Hiahiatias to you and yours. I wish you may live well.

Title: Re: Moral For The Day
Post by PrettyH8Machine on Feb 4^th, 2005, 4:22pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Congrats!

CD

Title: Re: Moral For The Day
Post by BobG on Feb 4^th, 2005, 5:29pm

Then there was the guy that wished-upon-a-fairy that his weiner was long enough to touch the ground.

abracadabra!

His legs are now 3 inches long.

::)

Title: Re: Moral For The Day
Post by Linda_Howell on Feb 4^th, 2005, 7:05pm

Jimi jimi jimi!

Let me tell you what your first mistake was:

Letting us brain-damaged people meet Ruth.

Your second mistake:

Was to assume we would be on YOUR side.

here is where I would if I could....post a nanny nanny tongue sticking out face at him.... :P closest I can come.

Linda (who loves ya baby?????)

Title: Re: Moral For The Day
Post by Jonny on Feb 5^th, 2005, 12:13pm

Congrats Jimi :-*

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks,
>interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists; two men and a
>woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a
large
>metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow
>your instructions no matter what the circumstances.
>
>Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in my chair. Kill
Her!!!
>The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife"
>The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
>wife and go home."
>
>The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went
>into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out
with
>tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent
said,
>"You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
>
>Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions
to
>kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
>heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on
the
>walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
>there stood the woman, she wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is
>loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the
>chair."
>
>Moral: 'Women are evil, don't mess with them!!!

Title: Re: Moral For The Day
Post by juvy on Feb 6^th, 2005, 5:58am

Jimi,

Congratulations!!! I hope Santosh and I are together as long.

April

P.S. Toshi came home from work the other day stating he found out what WIFE meant:

Washing
Ironing
F*cking
Etc.

I really need limit his time with his friends. ;)