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Title: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by rickyshot on Feb 3rd, 2005, 9:56am You know there are three types of sex in a relationship. There is frequent sex, often sex, and hallway sex. Frequent sex is when y'all early in the relationship. you are doing it everday and everywhere. Often sex is when you are into the relationship and do it 3 to four times a week usually in the bedroom. Now Hallway sex is when you are 15 years into the relatioship and see your wife in the hallway and say Fuck you, you bitch!!! Hope this prints ;;D |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Langa on Feb 3rd, 2005, 9:59am Or it can be the other way around and the wife looks at husband in the hallway and says "Fuck You, A$$hole"... Works both ways... ;;D Langa |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by guesst on Feb 3rd, 2005, 10:01am Soooooooooo if you break up every 14 years and 364 days, do you get to start all over again? ;;D |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by nani on Feb 3rd, 2005, 10:01am ...or after many years, and the kids aren't home...you could just "do it" in the hallway... ::) |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Langa on Feb 3rd, 2005, 10:03am on 02/03/05 at 10:01:46, nani wrote:
I like your way better Nani... ::) Langa |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by cat14 on Feb 3rd, 2005, 10:03am I'll take the first one! ;;D |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by guesst on Feb 3rd, 2005, 10:05am on 02/03/05 at 10:01:46, nani wrote:
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout! ;;D |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Langa on Feb 3rd, 2005, 10:06am Well, this obviously doesn't apply to everyone...my older sister (53 years old) has been married to her husband since before I was born and they're still very romantic...and from what I hear they're still at stage 1 of the "Frequent Sex" stage. ;;D |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by guesst on Feb 3rd, 2005, 10:19am on 02/03/05 at 10:06:16, Langa wrote:
I don't ever plan on getting out of stage 1 either, it doesn't matter what you do as a couple to have fun and spend time together. Nothing beats a good old fashioned bedroom adventure! ;;D |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by rickyshot on Feb 3rd, 2005, 10:29am Yeah Stage I is nice. I am 50 now and still in it. Want to hear a funny story. On my 48th BD my and my man went to dinner and then to the mountain. Well there was this little shed near the water. So we did it in the shed and when I got down from the ledge inside we notice that someone had graffitied Free Ride on the wall. Did we ever crack up and still talk about it to this day. [smiley=laugh.gif] BTW the shed is gone now. |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by tpitts77 on Feb 3rd, 2005, 1:20pm There is one last kind. It's called bathroom sex. Basically, it is after she falls asleep, he sneaks out to masturbate. I'm not sure where in the order this falls. :P |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by nani on Feb 3rd, 2005, 1:23pm on 02/03/05 at 10:29:53, rickyshot wrote:
Now we know why her nickname is rickyshot [smiley=bloos.gif] YOU GO GIRL! |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Langa on Feb 3rd, 2005, 1:24pm on 02/03/05 at 13:20:03, tpitts77 wrote:
I see...now I could be wrong here, probably going out on a limb...but I always thought bathroom sex included two people. :P Learn something new everyday. Langa |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Langa on Feb 3rd, 2005, 1:25pm on 02/03/05 at 10:29:53, rickyshot wrote:
No pics of the shed for memories? LOL. Langa |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by guesst on Feb 3rd, 2005, 1:27pm on 02/03/05 at 13:24:44, Langa wrote:
Sometimes even 3...... :o Me, myself and I. ;;D |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Langa on Feb 3rd, 2005, 1:38pm on 02/03/05 at 13:27:03, guesst wrote:
TMI... [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Langa |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by cat14 on Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:03pm I leave for awhile and look where this goes? [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by BobG on Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:07pm on 02/03/05 at 10:19:43, guesst wrote:
You can do it in the bedroom too? Interesting concept. Let's see.......after the living room, kitchen, den, bathtub, patio, the beach, garage and the dining area (note: we can't go to Appleby's anymore) you say the bedroom. Good idea. We'll try that. :D |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by high_commander on Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:09pm Wheat field...on a beautiful moonlit night.... :-X Danielle |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by rickyshot on Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:11pm Bathroom sex hahahahaha [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by cat14 on Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:13pm Did you say AppleBee's ....... Now thats too kinky!!!! :o :o Huh BOB???? |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by guesst on Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:14pm on 02/03/05 at 14:03:51, cat14 wrote:
Guess you'd better stick around and keep an eye on us kids, then huh? ;;D |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by guesst on Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:15pm on 02/03/05 at 14:11:58, rickyshot wrote:
Hey, it's MINE, I'll wash it as fast/hard and as many times as I think it's necessary. ;;D |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Langa on Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:18pm On a motorcycle and fire escape... ::) Long story... ::) Uh, Thomas, enough with your solitary love affair...the visual is too much for me to handle...[smiley=laugh.gif] Langa |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by guesst on Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:20pm on 02/03/05 at 14:18:54, Langa wrote:
Yes, it probably is. LMMFAO! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by nani on Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:23pm In the mountains (at least a few times), in the Home Depot parking lot, in the office... ::) Maria...the fire escape! :o Girl, I thought I was wild! LMAO |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Langa on Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:26pm on 02/03/05 at 14:23:05, nani wrote:
Nani, the Home Depot parking lot??? :-X The fire escape...in the Bronx, long time ago... ::) Langa |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by cat14 on Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:27pm Jeez you guys???? Glad I'm a good girl ;;D |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Langa on Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:28pm on 02/03/05 at 14:20:57, guesst wrote:
:-X |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Bethany1 on Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:29pm FREAKS, YOUR ALL FREAKS! 50 yard line on a football field. ;;D |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Langa on Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:29pm on 02/03/05 at 14:28:08, Langa wrote:
Another one that's twisting my words around... :-/ |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Langa on Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:30pm on 02/03/05 at 14:29:18, Bethany1 wrote:
SL-UT ;;D |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by guesst on Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:31pm on 02/03/05 at 14:29:19, Langa wrote:
Ok, I'll stop, was just trying to give everyone a little laugh. Never happen again. :-[ |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Langa on Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:35pm [quote author=guesst link=board=general;num=1107442571;start=25#32 date=02/03/05 at 14:31:29] Ok, I'll stop, was just trying to give everyone a little laugh. Never happen again. :-[/quote] NP...I just didn't want to have to answer that and have Gena kick my ass... :-X But what I was thinking is that length really doesn't matter as much as girth... :P Langa |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by guesst on Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:36pm on 02/03/05 at 14:35:01, Langa wrote:
She is smart enough to recognize good natured kidding for what it is. And yes you are right, width is much more important. ;;D |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Langa on Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:37pm on 02/03/05 at 14:36:37, guesst wrote:
;;D ;;D ;;D |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by nani on Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:44pm on 02/03/05 at 14:29:18, Bethany1 wrote:
Bethie...YOU GO GIRL! It wasn't half time was it? |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Langa on Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:45pm on 02/03/05 at 14:44:59, nani wrote:
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by high_commander on Feb 3rd, 2005, 3:10pm Quote:
Happy, satisfied freaks though ;;D ;;D ;;D |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Bethany1 on Feb 3rd, 2005, 3:32pm on 02/03/05 at 14:44:59, nani wrote:
No way, too many people around for that! It was kick-off. [smiley=mellow.gif] |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Jonny on Feb 3rd, 2005, 3:44pm Hell!!, I have hallway sex 3-4 times a day and it didnt take me no 15 years to get there ;;D |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by nani on Feb 3rd, 2005, 4:02pm on 02/03/05 at 15:44:35, Jonny wrote:
My kind of hallway sex? ;;D |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Melissa on Feb 3rd, 2005, 4:04pm on 02/03/05 at 15:44:35, Jonny wrote:
Nope, only a split second slight of hand... ;;D |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Langa on Feb 3rd, 2005, 4:13pm on 02/03/05 at 14:09:20, high_commander wrote:
Wheat field? Interesting...but that thought makes me itchy... [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif] |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Feb 3rd, 2005, 4:13pm Under the moon, on a stairway next to a canal, 20 yards from the Gulf Of Mexico. YEEEHHAAAAA!!!!!! Watch out for the alligators. ;;D |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by rextangle on Feb 3rd, 2005, 4:38pm Location, location, location!!! Horseback (Belgian draft horse), Europe public phone booth, and a 14th century semi-abandoned church. Once we both wore smurf masks while doing it, and that was hysterical!!! (yes, drugs were involved!) ;;D |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Feb 3rd, 2005, 4:57pm on 02/03/05 at 13:20:03, tpitts77 wrote:
No thanks.... I divorced him ::) |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by cat14 on Feb 3rd, 2005, 5:52pm I only did it once! ;;D |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Opus on Feb 3rd, 2005, 6:29pm on 02/03/05 at 09:56:11, rickyshot wrote:
I was ripped, after 5 years she hates me, she wouldn't use the F word becouse she hates sex, oh well, maybe next time round. Opus/Paul |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Donna_D. on Feb 3rd, 2005, 6:33pm Here.... In the glass elevator.... Talk about one helluva view :o ;;D DD |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Redneck on Feb 3rd, 2005, 7:08pm on 02/03/05 at 14:09:20, high_commander wrote:
I guess ya'll ain't got Fireants and Redbugs [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by high_commander on Feb 3rd, 2005, 9:29pm Quote:
Nope Quote:
You ever wonder why your always told to carry and emergency kit ? Emergency blanket !!! ;;D ;;D ;;D Danielle ;) |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by PrettyH8Machine on Feb 3rd, 2005, 9:33pm Why don't we do it in the road? |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by AussieBrian on Feb 3rd, 2005, 9:40pm On the table after the main course, but we're not going to that restaurant again. |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Charlie on Feb 4th, 2005, 1:30am You're forgetting cybersex. It's efficient as hell anyway. Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/sprint.gif |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Woobie on Feb 4th, 2005, 1:33am Charlie - you TROLLOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Feb 4th, 2005, 1:34am on 02/04/05 at 01:30:41, Charlie wrote:
OMG charlie! EFFICIENT ????? |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Gator on Feb 4th, 2005, 5:53am on 02/03/05 at 14:15:02, guesst wrote:
LMAO [smiley=crackup.gif] Sounds like a good tagline! |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by lionsound on Feb 4th, 2005, 8:37am Quote fromBethany: Quote:
on 02/03/05 at 14:44:59, nani wrote:
A little OT: I got MARRIED on the 50 yard line of the football field during half time.:) Years of fun and frolic still following.... ;) |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by taraann on Feb 4th, 2005, 12:33pm on 02/03/05 at 21:33:22, PrettyH8Machine wrote:
We have ;;D also Funspot (arcade) bathroom, and on the car. :-X I didn't just ADD to this thread did I?! |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Langa on Feb 4th, 2005, 1:20pm Swimming Pool, Phone Booth, Hot Air Balloon, Limo... Langa |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by high_commander on Feb 4th, 2005, 1:25pm swimming pools are fun, things don't sag from gravity... :-X Watch out for what might get sunburned though... Danielle |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Langa on Feb 4th, 2005, 1:30pm on 02/04/05 at 13:25:09, high_commander wrote:
Bwahahahahaha! You're also as light as a feather and can do handstands... ;;D Langa |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by ghost62 on Feb 4th, 2005, 7:28pm [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif] |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Magman on Feb 4th, 2005, 10:17pm They walk thru the door in quiet anticipation. Neither speaks a word as they turn and face one another. Silently, their coats drop to the floor as they embrace. Gently at first, their heads resting slightly on the others shoulder as they stand hugging, with pleasurable thoughts, each their own. He brushes her hair aside, ever so gently and lightly caresses the nap of her neck. Their temperatures rise and the hug becomes more intense. Their lips meet. Light at first. Testing, lingering, wondering……where will this lead? Dare we? Should we? They part a bit, look into each others eyes and find the answer. The passion, the desire is there. You can see the bond, the friendship, that special something. It is in the air, it can be felt. They embrace again. They kiss, passionately… as two become one. The beauty of LOVE between a woman and a man. |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by nani on Feb 4th, 2005, 10:20pm Wow Dan...just wow... I'm feeling a little cheap and skanky when I compare my comments to that... ::) |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Redd715 on Feb 4th, 2005, 10:39pm Dan, Are you sure you hail from Point? Do you have a single Brother? [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by ccbiggsoo7 on Feb 4th, 2005, 10:40pm And to think I took advice from these sick, weird, sexaholics! |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by Langa on Feb 4th, 2005, 11:23pm on 02/04/05 at 22:17:20, Magman wrote:
Kathy is a lucky lady! Langa |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by LadyElaine on Feb 4th, 2005, 11:38pm My ex and I had hallsex a lot matter of fact we had it the day we got married ! In the two years he and I were together hallsex was all I knew. How I got out of that marriage with four kids is beyond me ;;D |
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Feb 5th, 2005, 11:45am on 02/04/05 at 22:17:20, Magman wrote:
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Title: Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex ..... Post by jimbo on Feb 5th, 2005, 12:17pm Man, I couldn't get laid in a womens prison! [smiley=laugh.gif] Seeya, jimbo |
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