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(Message started by: medic1852 on Jan 31st, 2005, 8:56am)

Title: Wemins
Post by medic1852 on Jan 31st, 2005, 8:56am
Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.   [smiley=bigguns.gif][smiley=bigguns.gif]

Title: Re: Wemins
Post by sandie99 on Jan 31st, 2005, 9:13am
All these reasons and still there are men who prefer women..... ;)

Title: Re: Wemins
Post by taraann on Jan 31st, 2005, 9:18am

on 01/31/05 at 09:13:06, sandie99 wrote:
All these reasons and still there are men who prefer women..... ;)


HAHAHAHA great comeback sandie!

Title: Re: Wemins
Post by nani on Jan 31st, 2005, 9:21am
Yup...guns don't do much on those cold winter nights when you need some, uh, cuddling. When's the last time your gun made your favorite meal?  ;;D

Title: Re: Wemins
Post by medic1852 on Jan 31st, 2005, 9:25am

on 01/31/05 at 09:21:23, nani wrote:
When's the last time your gun made your favorite meal?  ;;D

Deer season!  ;;D...Oh sandie... The statement said "SOME MEN"... Not all men I prefer wemmins! ;;D

Title: Re: Wemins
Post by ZAIRA on Jan 31st, 2005, 10:13am

on 01/31/05 at 09:13:06, sandie99 wrote:
All these reasons and still there are men who prefer women..... ;)


[smiley=thumbsup.gif]  ;;D !



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