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(Message started by: AlienSpaceBabe on Jan 29^th, 2005, 5:36pm)

Title: Hey Redd!
Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Jan 29^th, 2005, 5:36pm

on 01/29/05 at 13:51:35, Redd715 wrote:

Just seems like this is backwards...aren't you supposed to do this stuff *after* one passes? It feels as though we are doing the *closure* part...before she's even gone. I don't know just feels weird.

Redd...
My thoughts are with you....

as for happier thoughts:

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm. He says to the bartender: one for me and one for the road.

:D :D :D

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.

The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."

The bartender says, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "75 cents."

:D :D :D

A man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, I'd like a pint of beer."

The bartender serves the drink and says, "That'll be four dollars."

The customer pulls out a twenty-dollar bill and hands it to the bartender.

"Sorry, sir," the bartender says, "but I can't accept that."

The man pulls out a ten-dollar bill and the bartender rejects his money again. "What's going on here?" the man asks.

Pointing to a neon sign, the bartender explains, "This is a Singles Bar."

:D :D :D

So this guy walks into a bar and says, "Give me two beers."

The bartender obliges him.

The guy looks into his wallet and says, "Give me two more beers."

So the bartender gives him two more beers.The man went on like this until he had put down ten beers, and keeps on going in his wallet and asking for two more beers.

So the bartender asks, "What's in your wallet that you keep looking at?"

So the man opens his wallet and says, "The more I drink, the prettier my wife gets."

:D :D :D

A termite walks into a bar and says: is the bar tender here?

:D :D :D

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Title: Re: Hey Redd!
Post by Redd715 on Jan 29^th, 2005, 8:23pm

Lizzie you are just too sweet...Love ya Sis and thanks I really needed that....