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(Message started by: Jayne on Jan 28^th, 2005, 6:18pm)

Title: Joke (R)
Post by Jayne on Jan 28^th, 2005, 6:18pm

A rich man and a poor man are sitting in a pub at the bar. During their conversation, they realize they had been married to their wives about the same amount of years.

Poor man: "So what did you get your wife for your anniversary"

Rich man: " I got her a 10 karrat diamond ring and a brand new Mercedes"

Poor Man: " why did you get her both of those things?"

Rich man: " well if she didn't like the ring, she could drive herself back to the jewelry shop in style to exchange it"

Poor man: "Oh"

Rich man : "so what did you get your wife"

Poor man: " I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo"

Rich man : " why did you get her those"

Poor man: " well,.......if she didn't like the slippers, she could go fuck herself"

Title: Re: Joke (R)
Post by Jonny on Jan 28^th, 2005, 6:25pm

How dare you post that on a family board.....Christ!!! ;;D

Title: Re: Joke (R)
Post by Jayne on Jan 28^th, 2005, 6:26pm

LOL, I put the (R) in it incase Mooshie was around...didn't want little eyes to read that.

so Bollocks Jonny ;;D

Title: Re: Joke (R)
Post by Jonny on Jan 28^th, 2005, 6:28pm

on 01/28/05 at 18:26:48, Jayne wrote:

so Bollocks Jonny ;;D

Jolly hockey sticks to you my dear (Does that make any sense? ;;D )

Title: Re: Joke (R)
Post by Kirk on Jan 28^th, 2005, 6:45pm

Didn't you mean Bull Hockery jonny?

Title: Re: Joke (R)
Post by Jonny on Jan 28^th, 2005, 6:47pm

on 01/28/05 at 18:45:53, Kirk wrote:

Didn't you mean Bull Hockery jonny?

Dude, I got no fucking idea WTF I mean.....LMAO ;;D

Title: Re: Joke (R)
Post by Redd715 on Jan 28^th, 2005, 6:48pm

Ahhhhhh family harmony at last... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Joke (R)
Post by Linda_Howell on Jan 28^th, 2005, 6:51pm

::)

Linda

Title: Re: Joke (R)
Post by Jayne on Jan 28^th, 2005, 6:52pm

None of you 'yanks" know how to speak my English, so for Nora's sake, don't try.
Thank you ;)

Title: Re: Joke (R)
Post by Jonny on Jan 28^th, 2005, 6:52pm

on 01/28/05 at 18:51:14, Linda_Howell wrote:

::)
Linda

ROTFF ;;D

Title: Re: Joke (R)
Post by nani on Jan 28^th, 2005, 6:58pm

Quote:

LOL, I put the (R) in it incase Mooshie was around...didn't want little eyes to read that.

And I thank you for that, Jayne. I still supervise her here, but she's smart...and a bit sneaky...

Title: Re: Joke (R)
Post by BlueMeanie on Jan 28^th, 2005, 7:04pm

lmao ;;D

Title: Re: Joke (R)
Post by toolong on Jan 28^th, 2005, 7:09pm

I'm working on a friggin' major CH and this site makes it slack up for a little while.Thanks to all who play here. ;;DDavid

Title: Re: Joke (R)
Post by Redneck on Jan 28^th, 2005, 9:24pm

on 01/28/05 at 18:52:15, Jayne wrote:

None of you 'yanks" know how to speak my English, so for Nora's sake, don't try.
Thank you ;)

Who's Nora [smiley=huh.gif]

Oh, I remember, thats Bubbas third wife Betty Sues, second cousin Sara Janes aunt thats married to Billy Bob. Hmm or was Betty Sue really Bubbas cousin? Or both? What ever,Nora used to make some damn good moonshine.

Title: Re: Joke (R)
Post by Jonny on Jan 28^th, 2005, 10:14pm

on 01/28/05 at 21:24:37, Redneck wrote:

Who's Nora [smiley=huh.gif].

Whos Highpitch?

Title: Re: Joke (R)
Post by john_d on Jan 28^th, 2005, 10:17pm

on 01/28/05 at 22:14:08, Jonny wrote:

Whos Highpitch?

high pitch eric? I don't know who that is. ;)

Title: Re: Joke (R)
Post by Jonny on Jan 28^th, 2005, 10:22pm

on 01/28/05 at 22:17:19, john_d wrote:

high pitch eric? I don't know who that is. ;)

LMMFAO....John ;;D

Title: Re: Joke (R)
Post by Jayne on Jan 29^th, 2005, 11:06am

Your all a bunch of freaks and I don't know why I insist on coming here.!!!! ;)

Title: Re: Joke (R)
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Jan 29^th, 2005, 1:04pm

good one!
PF wishes
BMonee