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(Message started by: Redd715 on Jan 27^th, 2005, 9:20pm)

Title: Womens Asses
Post by Redd715 on Jan 27^th, 2005, 9:20pm

WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY

There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses! I thought the results were pretty interesting:

85% of women think their ass is too fat...

10% of women think their ass is too skinny...

The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway.

Title: Re: Womens Asses
Post by nani on Jan 27^th, 2005, 9:21pm

[smiley=spit.gif] Oh that was a good one, Pegg... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Womens Asses
Post by broomhilda on Jan 27^th, 2005, 9:27pm

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

LMAO ;)

Title: Re: Womens Asses
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Jan 27^th, 2005, 9:27pm

Love it! Just what we needed! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Womens Asses
Post by Jonny on Jan 27^th, 2005, 9:31pm

At 6 foot....my girls ass is a work of art ;;D

Title: Re: Womens Asses
Post by Redd715 on Jan 27^th, 2005, 9:32pm

on 01/27/05 at 21:31:06, Jonny wrote:

At 6 foot....my girls ass is a work of art ;;D

Me thinks our dear King missed the point of this joke..... ;;D

Title: Re: Womens Asses
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Jan 27^th, 2005, 9:46pm

on 01/27/05 at 21:32:28, Redd715 wrote:

Me thinks our dear King missed the point of this joke..... ;;D

He's a man - they miss the point of most things! ;;D

Title: Re: Womens Asses
Post by Gator on Jan 27^th, 2005, 10:40pm

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative2.jpg

Title: Re: Womens Asses
Post by Redneck on Jan 27^th, 2005, 11:11pm

on 01/27/05 at 22:40:27, Gator wrote:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative2.jpg

Yeeeee Hawwwww, get'em Gator [smiley=laugh.gif]

(now I duck and toss chocolate to the angry crowd)

LMAO

Title: Re: Womens Asses
Post by purpleydog on Jan 27^th, 2005, 11:15pm

on 01/27/05 at 21:46:19, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:

He's a man - they miss the point of most things! ;;D

Um, well, I hope so. :o

Title: Re: Womens Asses
Post by echo on Jan 28^th, 2005, 1:17am

Let's highjack this a start in about women's boobs.

Contrary to popular belief having boobs attached the body do not make you smarter. The size of the boobs will, however, allow area males to pay closer attention to what you are saying.

Views vary and can be redemed for beads upon display.

Title: Re: Womens Asses
Post by Mr. Happy on Jan 28^th, 2005, 1:50am

Shit. I think I missed the point, Echo.....

Title: Re: Womens Asses
Post by sandie99 on Jan 28^th, 2005, 2:22am

Good one! [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Womens Asses
Post by aceserve on Jan 28^th, 2005, 8:57am

Scene -- New York, N.Y. -- The Construction Industry -- Time: Lunch
Break.

An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Pole were doing construction work on
scaffolding 20 floors up on a new building. They were eating lunch. The
Irishman opened his lunch pail and said, "Corned beef and cabbage again!!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to
jump off this building!"

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump off, too!!"

The Pole opened his lunch box and said, "Kielbasa again! If I find
a kielbasa sandwich in my lunch one more time, I'm jumping, too!"

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch pail, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a
burrito, and jumped, too. The Blonde Guy opened his lunch, saw the
Kielbasa, and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd had
any idea how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
would have given it to him again."

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I just didn't know he hated burritos so much."

As everyone turned to the Pole's wife,she said, "Don't blame me.
He makes his own lunch."

Title: Re: Womens Asses
Post by cat14 on Jan 28^th, 2005, 11:18am

Redd,
soooo funny can I use that one! Excellent! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Womens Asses
Post by echo on Jan 28^th, 2005, 12:21pm

on 01/28/05 at 01:50:16, Mr. Happy wrote:

Shit. I think I missed the point, Echo.....

It was on the top of my head.

could have been at the end of the breast as well. Who knows, I was pretty well med stoned at the time.

Title: Re: Womens Asses
Post by Redd715 on Jan 28^th, 2005, 4:18pm

on 01/28/05 at 11:18:50, cat14 wrote:

Redd,
soooo funny can I use that one! Excellent! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Go for it ;;D

Title: Re: Womens Asses
Post by Jonny on Jan 28^th, 2005, 4:25pm

http://www.kkpony.com/avatars/tongue_monkey.gif

Title: Re: Womens Asses
Post by brain_cramps on Jan 28^th, 2005, 4:54pm

seems like as good a place as any to post this one...

http://tinyurl.com/5pl2g

;;D

Title: Re: Womens Asses
Post by Jonny on Jan 28^th, 2005, 5:07pm

Grant, I tried to get that out of the email but couldnt.....so I went with the monkey.....ROTFFLMMFAO ;;D

Title: Re: Womens Asses
Post by Night_Zombie on Jan 28^th, 2005, 5:23pm

Oh so true
Good one thanks for the laugh [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Womens Asses
Post by nani on Jan 28^th, 2005, 5:25pm

Hey Jonny...where can I get me one of them monkeys???

Title: Re: Womens Asses
Post by Jonny on Jan 28^th, 2005, 5:28pm

on 01/28/05 at 17:25:20, nani wrote:

Hey Jonny...where can I get me one of them monkeys???

After I spank him I'll send him to you ;;D

Title: Re: Womens Asses
Post by nani on Jan 28^th, 2005, 5:29pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] :-*