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(Message started by: Jimi on Jan 27^th, 2005, 4:27pm)

Title: Wimmins is always complaining
Post by Jimi on Jan 27^th, 2005, 4:27pm

My wife sent me this email. I think she is having a meltdown.

Complaining Husband!!

He didn't like the casserole

And he didn't like my cake.

My biscuits were too hard...

Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right

He didn't like the stew,

I didn't mend his socks

The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer

As I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned around and smacked him...

Like his Mother used to do.

Don't she know I am a clusterhead! I need sympathy!!!!

Title: Re: Wimmins is always complaining
Post by vig on Jan 27^th, 2005, 4:31pm

don' choo be sassin' back at yo momma boy...

Title: Re: Wimmins is always complaining
Post by Miklos on Jan 27^th, 2005, 4:32pm

My wife is quite sympathetic. She never smacks me during a headache.

Title: Re: Wimmins is always complaining
Post by Redd715 on Jan 27^th, 2005, 4:34pm

Oh Hush Jimi......

Seems to me you'd be used to this by now... ;;D

Title: Re: Wimmins is always complaining
Post by Jeepgun on Jan 27^th, 2005, 4:43pm

Well... At least she knows how to make coffee! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Wimmins is always complaining
Post by guesst on Jan 27^th, 2005, 4:48pm

A friend of mine told his wife that she was too "tight" and her breasts were too flat. She told him "Get off my back." [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Wimmins is always complaining
Post by cootie on Jan 27^th, 2005, 4:51pm

Yummy grama bisquits come in a can now days
Gourmet coffee in a can too
Relpace worn socks with new.....nobody has to know
Casseroles are excellent with can'd soup trick

OK.....someone slap 'cheater' Pam

Title: Re: Wimmins is always complaining
Post by BobG on Jan 27^th, 2005, 4:53pm

Married man rule #1:

Never, ever, under any circumstances say

"That's not how my mother used to do it".

There's not a judge in the country that would convict her for smacking the momma's boy. (The judge is married too. He's knows better).

And if it is a female judge..............Gawd help you.

;)

Title: Re: Wimmins is always complaining
Post by sandie99 on Jan 28^th, 2005, 2:29am

Well, my married pal always points out: do you want to right or married... ;;D

Title: Re: Wimmins is always complaining
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Jan 28^th, 2005, 3:21pm

Married man rule #2:

Never, EVER, under any circumstances admit to your wife that you think another woman is attractive in any way shape or form. Even if your wife says the same stuff about other men, Don't do it. She will make you miserable for as long as she possibly can.