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(Message started by: Redd715 on Jan 26^th, 2005, 9:04pm)

Title: Hymn #365
Post by Redd715 on Jan 26^th, 2005, 9:04pm

A minister was completing a temperance sermon.
With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take
it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the
world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all
the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly
laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365,
"Shall We Gather at the River."

Title: Re: Hymn #365
Post by Tim_Z on Jan 26^th, 2005, 10:12pm

I liked that one, I have a raft.

Tim

Title: Re: Hymn #365
Post by sandie99 on Jan 27^th, 2005, 1:31am

And I'm a good swimmer!

Title: Re: Hymn #365
Post by K-9 on Jan 27^th, 2005, 2:37am

Can we buy property on that waterfront for our next M&G?

Title: Re: Hymn #365
Post by Jeepgun on Jan 27^th, 2005, 7:52am

Swim hell!! I'mma DROWN in that mofo!! *sploosh!!* [smiley=laugh.gif]