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(Message started by: Melissa on Jan 25^th, 2005, 7:32am)

Title: Was Don in Vancouver??
Post by Melissa on Jan 25^th, 2005, 7:32am

Do NOT Give This Man Batteries...

Jan 24, 10:04 AM (ET)

VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - Police were on the search on Friday for a thief who made off with three "male appendages" from a Vancouver-area sex-toy store and may now be looking for batteries.

A clerk discovered the man stuffing the fake body parts into his clothes and asked "if he was going to need batteries for these three objects," the Royal Canadian Mounted Police said in a news release.

"The male calmly stated 'no' and then panicked and fled, running out of the store with the three objects, minus batteries," the police statement said.

http://reuters.excite.com//article/20050124/2005-01-24T150402Z_01_N21620745_RTRIDST_0_ODD-CRIME-CANADA-SEXTOYS-DC.html

Title: Re: Was Don in Vancouver??
Post by don on Jan 25^th, 2005, 7:38am

My blow up dolls twin sisters came for a visit.

I was desperate.

Title: Re: Was Don in Vancouver??
Post by nani on Jan 25^th, 2005, 8:34am

Quote:

My blow up dolls twin sisters came for a visit.

I was desperate.

Uh...yeah....sure they did.......... ::)

Title: Re: Was Don in Vancouver??
Post by Melissa on Jan 25^th, 2005, 8:53am

Don, just how are you gonna operate them, uh, appendages, without batteries? Are you so ashamed to ask for batteries that you'd deny your airhead friends a decent time?

:o Oh the HUMANITY!!!

Title: Re: Was Don in Vancouver??
Post by don on Jan 25^th, 2005, 9:04am

Batteries?

I need a Honda generator for these three devices.

Interested?

Title: Re: Was Don in Vancouver??
Post by Jeepgun on Jan 25^th, 2005, 9:12am

*In other news, reports of rolling brownouts and dimming lights were reported in the Boston area....* [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Was Don in Vancouver??
Post by broomhilda on Jan 25^th, 2005, 12:25pm

on 01/25/05 at 09:04:58, don wrote:

Batteries?

I need a Honda generator for these three devices.

Interested?

Don, as I told you this weekend my mom works for Honda, she could have cut you a deal ;;D

LMAO Mel!!!

Title: Re: Was Don in Vancouver??
Post by don on Jan 25^th, 2005, 3:54pm

Quote:

reports of rolling brownouts and dimming lights were reported in the Boston area....*

Also reported were large roaming hoards of women with glazed eyes and large smiles. Film at 11.

Title: Re: Was Don in Vancouver??
Post by Leesa on Jan 25^th, 2005, 5:09pm

Don to hell with the generator get 220 on the money honey. Ride in stlye babe! ;)
Batteries not required, Leesa ;;D

Title: Re: Was Don in Vancouver??
Post by Charlie on Jan 25^th, 2005, 8:53pm

You can borrow my charger. It ain't all that portable though:

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/mach.jpg

Funny stuff kids.

Charlie

Title: Re: Was Don in Vancouver??
Post by Kevin_M on Jan 25^th, 2005, 9:49pm

Don't know what the guys plans were.

The Royal Mounted can't pin ASSault and battery on him

Kevin M