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(Message started by: Redneck on Jan 24^th, 2005, 6:12pm)

Title: Re: Red Neck Stuff
Post by Redneck on Jan 24^th, 2005, 6:12pm

I don't remeber giving permission to use a pic of my front porch [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Red Neck Stuff
Post by sandie99 on Jan 25^th, 2005, 3:11am

;;D

Title: Re: Red Neck Stuff
Post by K-9 on Jan 25^th, 2005, 3:27am

Well, I do use a bed sheet for a sofa cover when guest's come over so Rocky and Moonie's hair doesn't get on everyone!!! Guess that makes me a Redneck!! And a proud one!! ;;D

Title: Re: Red Neck Stuff
Post by Biker on Jan 25^th, 2005, 9:46am

Redneck ladies do NOT drive a Mercedes. They park their truck beside a rock so they can step up to the floorboard.

Ever wonder where the term Redneck originiated???? It came from the coal mines around Matewan. The originial members of the unionized coal miners wore a red bandana around their necks to identify each other, and be able to organize against the un-fair labor practices, the un-fair practice of being paid in company script (which was worthless unless they purchased something from the company store), and against the un-nessary unsafe working environment.

If not for the "Rednecks", this country may still be using child labor in the mines, mills, and factories. It was the Rednecks who put an end to that practice, and to insure the quality of life became better for the working man.

Just a piece of history.

Title: Re: Red Neck Stuff
Post by taraann on Jan 25^th, 2005, 12:58pm

You forgot the one that describes Sam to a T......\

"You might be a redneck if, you payed MORE for you tires than you did your truck!"

Before we moved he bought a big UGLY truck, paid $250. Did some work to it. Then paid almost $800 for HUGE mud tires.

Title: Re: Red Neck Stuff
Post by BikerBob on Jan 25^th, 2005, 1:11pm

== Redneck Haiku ==

Dropped beer can rolls to
corner every single time
Trailer's off a wheel

Rusty chain link fence
Pitbulls bark at passers-by
Meth lab vapors rise

My favorite cousin
Man your ass looks great in that
Wal-Mart uniform

Horse outside Wal-Mart
Kimmy Lynn's favorite ride
Need 'nuther quarter

I'll be a sum'bitch
Gravedigger just jumped 12 cars!
I'll die happy now

Grimy tank shirt stinks
Spray on some Lemon Pledge, sniff
Chee-tos is dinner

Blue shadow brings out
The look of meth in your eyes
You like waterbeds?

I've modeled my life
On the Dubya Dubya Eff
Cast comes off next week

Broke couch, farmer's tan
Roach burns yellowed fingertips
Misspelt tatted knucks

Lock and load, she said
Never been huntin'? (huh-uh)
(Gun) rack of my dreams

Your stare means nuthin'
Told ya it's not a squirrel
Them's just good for lunch

Each truck in the lot
Calvin pissing on something
Ford, Chevy, my soul

Ass cheeks squishing out
Nipple bumps tight tube top
Mama's got a date

Title: Re: Red Neck Stuff
Post by Charlie on Jan 25^th, 2005, 8:34pm

If you have a framed photo of Floyd Turbo, you might be a redneck.

Oh, and I have an invoice from a defunct Pittsburgh brewing company framed in my dining room. I guess I qualify. ::)

Charlie

Title: Re: Red Neck Stuff
Post by jimbo on Jan 25^th, 2005, 10:00pm

If the only thing bigger than your ass is your belt buckle, YMBAR

Seeya,

Jimbo