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Title: How To Speak Woman Post by medic1852 on Jan 23rd, 2005, 9:51am Words Women Use Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine". Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT! ! Loud Sigh Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Thanks This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly. |
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Title: Re: How To Speak Woman Post by sandie99 on Jan 23rd, 2005, 1:16pm And who said that men don't understand women? ;;D Fine. ;) |
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Title: Re: How To Speak Woman Post by medic1852 on Jan 23rd, 2005, 1:20pm Yes dear..... |
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Title: Re: How To Speak Woman Post by Jeepgun on Jan 23rd, 2005, 1:51pm on 01/23/05 at 13:20:15, medic1852 wrote:
Spoken like a married man. LOL! Well played, Medic! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: How To Speak Woman Post by BarbaraD on Jan 23rd, 2005, 3:24pm :) |
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Title: Re: How To Speak Woman Post by Redd715 on Jan 23rd, 2005, 3:39pm on 01/23/05 at 13:51:49, Jeepgun wrote:
You would know Frank.... [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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Title: Re: How To Speak Woman Post by Jeepgun on Jan 23rd, 2005, 3:40pm Yes dear. LMAO! |
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Title: Re: How To Speak Woman Post by Redd715 on Jan 23rd, 2005, 3:46pm on 01/23/05 at 15:40:34, Jeepgun wrote:
Daymn you're easy Frank.... [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: How To Speak Woman Post by Jeepgun on Jan 23rd, 2005, 3:50pm Shhhh... [smiley=bag.gif] [smiley=baby.gif] |
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Title: Re: How To Speak Woman Post by medic1852 on Jan 23rd, 2005, 3:55pm on 01/23/05 at 15:46:25, Redd715 wrote:
Better to be easy than cheap..... |
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Title: Re: How To Speak Woman Post by LeLimey on Jan 23rd, 2005, 4:39pm You forgot "No of COURSE I don't mind!!" |
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Title: Re: How To Speak Woman Post by medic1852 on Jan 23rd, 2005, 4:52pm Whatever you say dear.... ::) |
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Title: Re: How To Speak Woman Post by KingOfPain on Jan 23rd, 2005, 5:22pm How many men does it take to open a beer? NONE! The wench better have it open when she brings it to you! [smiley=me&mb.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] JUST KIDDING Ladies! ;;D |
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Title: Re: How To Speak Woman Post by don on Jan 23rd, 2005, 5:31pm Your right hon , I'm wrong. Game over. |
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Title: Re: How To Speak Woman Post by BobG on Jan 24th, 2005, 3:22am "I'm going to the Mall. Would you like to come along?" Translated: "Turn off the f*ckin' TV, put the tools down and get on a clean shirt. YOU are going to the Maul with me. YOU are going to shut up. YOU are going to stand quietly, with the other husbands, holding my purse while I go up and down EVERY aisle in EVERY store. After I'm through shopping, YOU will be taking me to lunch." "You will be taking me to lunch" translates to: We will be going to that new sissified, wimpy veggie salad bar. While we enjoy the rice cakes and tufu, YOU will keep your f*ckin' mouth shut while I'm on the cell phone whinning to my girl friend "I can't find a thing to wear". Women! Gawd help us. Ya can't live with 'em and ya can't live with 'em! NO smiley face here. |
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Title: Re: How To Speak Woman Post by taraann on Jan 24th, 2005, 3:30am My favorite to say......................................... and to all you cocky men I must say it now.... Whatever!!!!! |
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Title: Re: How To Speak Woman Post by Gator on Jan 24th, 2005, 3:37am If you say so, Love. Editted to add: You got me rolling here, Bob! Daddy always said, "Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die!" |
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Title: Re: How To Speak Woman Post by Langa on Jan 24th, 2005, 3:52am Quote:
Okay, I have to admit this did crack me up! [smiley=crackup.gif] Langa |
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Title: Re: How To Speak Woman Post by cat14 on Jan 24th, 2005, 9:30am on 01/24/05 at 03:30:53, taraann wrote:
I say this alot too!!!! |
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