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Title: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by kimh on Jan 22nd, 2005, 6:55pm snow plows grind are ya listenin in the land, wind is whisltin, i curse the tv, cook the turkey, why me, why me, whine me winterland kids slop snow, discard their clothing mom is pissed and chain smoking she whistles threw nose while kids kick up snows, why me, why me, whine me winterland new york is white, so the hell what no can drive, ya dirty schmatt, the soup natzie quit, and i'm a nit whit, why me, why me, whine me winterland need anything else, ya'll holler, kay 8) |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by nani on Jan 22nd, 2005, 7:03pm [smiley=laugh.gif] I definitely do not miss lots of snow. |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by Redneck on Jan 22nd, 2005, 7:04pm *tosses chocolate* ;;D and runs like hell [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by don on Jan 22nd, 2005, 7:12pm Quote:
SHHHHH! Evwy one be vewy vewy quiet. |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by kimh on Jan 22nd, 2005, 7:19pm I heard that. NO SOUP FOR YOU >:( :P |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by kimh on Jan 22nd, 2005, 7:29pm oops. sorry that was Mrs. Hormones. really. i love you and hope your doll has air. truly :-* PS: that was Mrs "other hormone" LMAO. hey you guys? It's going to stop snowing soon rite? LOL ;;D Ya know.....it's times like these i'm relieved i did not move to wyoming. I'd hate to think what i could actually DO to a pair of Wranglers while under stress of wind and weather 8) At least in NY no one pays me much mind. I'm not actually considered "dangerous"..... :D |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by Kevin_M on Jan 22nd, 2005, 7:30pm looked outside, snow's a driftin' dressin' warm, for shovel liftin' I'm clearing the snow That's still gonna blow Living in a winter wonderland. Shoveled most, of the inches, Cheeks are cold, don't be pinchin But lookin' outside In the house I will hide Living in a winter wonderland. Gotta go, more's a falling Shovel more, it's apalling Driving's gettin' too rough Getting stuck in this stuff Living in a winter fuknland |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by Redd715 on Jan 22nd, 2005, 7:42pm (You forgot the bridge folks....) We'd rather be out drinking with the family In the hotel atruin so far away But the weather won't allow the folks to drive there Stuck at home is where we we all will have to stay |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by kimh on Jan 22nd, 2005, 7:45pm Thanks Red. I'm so depressed. :P Fucking BRIDGE :o WHERE IS THE FUCKING BRIIIIIIDGE :o :o :o Woops. That was "Mrs. Hormones again ::)" :D |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by Redd715 on Jan 22nd, 2005, 7:46pm on 01/22/05 at 19:45:34, kimh wrote:
SHHHHhhhhhh I thought I wrote one... :-/ |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by E-Double on Jan 22nd, 2005, 7:47pm Kim.....go sledding down that awesome hill! Maybe we'll join ya tomorrow! |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by Gator on Jan 22nd, 2005, 7:50pm Y'all forgot a part: In the driveway we can build a snowman Pretend he is the code enforcement man He'll say clear that snow or I'll fine you man Then we'll plow him under the wheels of our van Editted to add: Okay, maybe not. %@*& slow arsed dialup. Oh well, here's an alternate bridge for ya. |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by kimh on Jan 22nd, 2005, 7:55pm Eric, easy for Yew to say - your still young. i don't want to break a hip ;;D Eric, we are going to crecent club tomorrow and then Jimmy's for pizza*** Break a hip kim 8) E and JoAnnaj: Go to hilltop (washington drive) and cut through the fence in parking lott to access golf course and great sledding**** :-* |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by Opus on Jan 22nd, 2005, 8:13pm Doesn't this reflect what we're all thinking during winter? Diary of a Snow Shoveler... December 8 - 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! Dec 9 - We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life. Dec 12 - The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry; we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. l don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor. Dec 14 - Snow lovely snow! 8" last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so. Dec 15 - 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all. Dec 16 - Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, Which I think was very cruel. Dec 17 - Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room. Dec 20 - Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Goddamn snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snowblower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will do it and bill me. I think he's lying. Dec 22 - Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white shite fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy. I think the not a very nice person is lying. continued |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by Kevin_M on Jan 22nd, 2005, 8:13pm Kimmer's gone, to the kitchen Kid's are cold, dinner's fixin' Macaroni and cheese But in the bowl she might sneeze Living in a winter wonderland. By the door, it's very puddled Where their boots, are all huddled Oh and hey close the door 'Cause the heat's costing more Living in a winter wonderland Natural gas, been really costin' But at least, she's not in Boston Snow's a foot says the score But she knows Boston gets more Living in a New York winterland |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by Opus on Jan 22nd, 2005, 8:14pm Dec 23 - Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she nuts!!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's lying. Dec 24 - 6". Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the frickin' shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack! . If I ever catch the son of a bitch who drives that snow plow I'll drag him through the snow by his balls and beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy watching for the goddamn snowplow. December 25 - Merry fucking Christmas! 20 more inches of the god damn slop tonight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's a fucking idiot. If I have to watch "It's A Wondeful Life" one more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave. Dec 26 - Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves. Dec 27 - Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze, plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he only charged me 1,400 to replace all my pipes. Dec 28 - Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. The wife is driving me crazy!!! Dec 29 - 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am? Dec 30 - Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plow driver again. He is now suing me for a million dollars not only for the beating I gave him but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his ass. The wife went home to her mother. 9" predicted. Dec 31 - I set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling. Jan 8 - Feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed? No I didn't write this Opus/Paul |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by Kris_in_SJ on Jan 22nd, 2005, 8:19pm From one Michigander to another, loved your poem, Kevin. Your's was lovely too, Kim, but I (thankfully) no longer have to relate to young children tracking it into my kitchen or onto my carpet.. We now have 12 new inches on top of the previous 8. All the neighborhood was out this AM with their "snow toys" blowing out not only their own driveways and sidewalks - but their elderly neighbors' as well. Of course, the minute they were done, the snowplows came through and covered up all the ends of the driveways, so they had to go out and do it again. Ahh - the wonders of winter. I absolutely love it - as long as I don't have to go out! Kris |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Jan 22nd, 2005, 8:20pm Paul and all the rest of you - how wonderfully talented you are. Me I just sit in the corner sucking my thumb and repeating like some dumb ass mantra "I freakin' hate winter - I should have been born rich". Please, please add more verses - it's giving me something to laugh about. Carol |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by Opus on Jan 22nd, 2005, 8:24pm on 01/22/05 at 20:20:06, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:
No, no, no, I didn't write that, all I am good at is typing some words into Google, and copy/paste what I found LOL. Opus/Paul |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Jan 22nd, 2005, 8:27pm on 01/22/05 at 20:24:32, Opus wrote:
But you were kind enough to go find it and put it out here so I could have a really good laugh. We're having another damned blizzard and frankly, I'm beginning to feel like the guy in your story when he talks about the snow plow driver! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by Kevin_M on Jan 22nd, 2005, 8:57pm Carol hates, what winter's givin', Oh so cold, where she's living. She wishes to be, A warm retiree Farther from her winter wonderland. In her town, it's really cold where, Polar bears, feel at home there. She might be drinking warm tea But she still wishes to be Farther from her winter wonderland. Spring will come, it's far away now, It'll come, and find a way how To blossom the trees And get her stung by the bees Staying in her winter wonderland |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by kimh on Jan 22nd, 2005, 9:02pm LoL Paul, ........sniff. l okee dokey. i'm no snow loser ;;D bring it on snow plow man! I'll git cha! I am waiting to beat the ever livin HELL outa the snow plow guy ;;D (you guys don't KNOW what it's likeliving on this godforsaken HILL :o).........(she cries in her cup) boo hoo the snow plow guy only makes things WORSE :D Okay. Kewl. Ya'll got the message and won't call authorities when i bury "them" under the snow and bricks.... :) I'm really a warm weather kinda gal :-* :D |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by taraann on Jan 22nd, 2005, 9:42pm Awesome everyone! [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by Kevin_M on Jan 22nd, 2005, 10:00pm Kris resides, in cold St Jo's now, Deeper snow, left by the snow plow. Where lake effect snow Drops more a shovel can throw, Living in a winter wonderland In Michigan, this winter's colder, Than weathermen, coulda told her. She'll be living in three Feet of snow possibly, Living in a winter wonderland. Two more months, 'til its springtime Lots of snow, in the meantime. But she'll be happy to be Spending winter painfree, Living in a winter wonderland. |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by Peppermint on Jan 22nd, 2005, 10:19pm on 01/22/05 at 19:45:34, kimh wrote:
http://www.newliving.com/issues/feb_2004/photos/covered-bridge.jpg ;;D |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by kimh on Jan 22nd, 2005, 10:20pm it's still a falllin, that flaky squawlin, we all catch the drops a fawlin, singin a sawng, stumblin alawng, wish i lived deep in the south in the morn, we'll glance in the mirror and swear we were once fairer, singin a sawng, stubblin alawng, whishy washy florida de da da :D later on we'll beat the snow man, take his corn cob and show him new land, singin alawng, staggerin alawng, holy moly st. augusting. awf to crab shak now 8) gad's sakes i'll hitch hike if i have to 8) snow is for babies. literally. |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by OneEyeBlind on Jan 22nd, 2005, 11:16pm OMG, Kim, you really need to leave the poetry to Jeepgun and stick to the politics ! LMAO. Who loves ya, baby ? |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by kimh on Jan 22nd, 2005, 11:35pm well now imjust CRUSHED ;;D kay. family is finally sleeping. that means i can whip out the big tommy franks :o LOL. puttin on the readin lamp..... 8) PS: Frank, you better putup or shutup ;;D kimmy with the big ten inch readin glasses and the itsty bitsy poetry blabbermouth butterfingers ;) hoohaw lets .....................avoid the outdoors atawlcost*** At least until SPRING -thatis |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by cray on Jan 23rd, 2005, 4:53am just saw your snow. ok if your a polar bear. meet u halfway,it,s gonna be between 90 & 105 here for the next few days |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by sandie99 on Jan 23rd, 2005, 7:36am [smiley=laugh.gif] It's been snowing here for days... |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by BobG on Jan 23rd, 2005, 7:54am kim, pay no attention to what that 1eye said. Just keep peotryin' along. I'm at work and need some giggles. |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by Kevin_M on Jan 23rd, 2005, 8:46am Bob might say, look how cold there, He drove to work, in only underwear. In the Southwest he'll stay By casinos to play, Laughing at the winter wonderland. Kim's asleep, so I'll be writin', Then shovel snow, it's so excitin', Bob's wiping his brow The sun's pretty hot about now, Laughing at the winter wonderland. Shovelin' more, to send to Bob's place, Snowballs made, for washing his face, The snow's over my knee Hope the AAA's free Spinning donuts in a winter wonderland. |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by Jonny on Jan 23rd, 2005, 9:46am There are gargoyles on either side of that thar trellis that stand three feet high.....LOL ;;D http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5df02b3127cceaced0d34a71f0000001610 |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Jan 23rd, 2005, 4:32pm Too bad I wasn't at home.... Coulda had a good 10" Friday night! |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by cray on Jan 24th, 2005, 2:42am Not being nasty or rubbin it in BoBG. give me 65-80 and i,ll be happy. |
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Title: Re: Walkin in a winter wonderland.... Post by BobG on Jan 24th, 2005, 4:17am [smiley=laugh.gif] Kevin and Cray, That was funny! [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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