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(Message started by: nani on Jan 17th, 2005, 4:32pm)

Title: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by nani on Jan 17th, 2005, 4:32pm
At the grocery check out today no one was standing close enough to chat with so I started looking at all those, um, newspapers at the stand. I cannot believe all the important stuff I've been missing!! Did you know that the first humans were a gay couple?! They found their bones entwined in a loving embrace. Adam and Ed I think they call 'em. And did ya know that there's a 100 year old woman who is carrying the child of her 91 y.o. boyfriend? Did ya know that an anorexic girl just ate the world's fattest cat!  Somewhere in the world, there's even a psychic that sets women's undies on fire!

Good Lord...I may have to subscribe. What else am I missing??? Please tell me!!!

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by Langa on Jan 17th, 2005, 4:45pm
Nani, you have got to get with it.   I've known all this and more.  The Sun and The Globe are the greatest newspapers around.  Very reputable.

Did you hear about the cow that had a human baby with a tail?  So sad.    I even read somewhere that Big Foot was hired by the government and now works as a Navy Seal...I could go on, but I won't.  

Langa

:P :P :P

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by nani on Jan 17th, 2005, 5:04pm

Quote:
the cow that had a human baby with a tail


Wow...I wonder if they have a pic in their archives?

The bigfoot news doesn't surprise me....except I thought he might be with the CIA.

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by cat14 on Jan 17th, 2005, 5:10pm
I was shocked how Kelly Ripa looked, speaking of anorexic!!!Did you see that one? :o

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by nani on Jan 17th, 2005, 5:11pm
Well, poor Kelly keeps cranking out those babies and has to get back to work at her 3 jobs...she's probably using speed. Maybe even fooling around with Regis... ::)

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by cat14 on Jan 17th, 2005, 5:13pm
I'll take her husband Mark anytime!!! ;;D

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by nani on Jan 17th, 2005, 5:17pm
Only if we get to share him....   ;;D

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by cat14 on Jan 17th, 2005, 5:18pm
Her husband and money ;;D

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by nani on Jan 17th, 2005, 5:23pm
I'll let her keep the money if I get her husband!!  ;;D

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by cat14 on Jan 17th, 2005, 5:25pm
And I am so boring and shallow that I really want to know why Jennifer and Brad split up, but Nani you can take Mark and I'll keep Brad Pitt!! ;;D

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by nani on Jan 17th, 2005, 5:27pm
I would take 'em both, girl!!!  ;)  Oh that was nasty! Did I say that out loud?  :o I'm kinda bummed about the split, too. I guess it's because I don't have a life!  :-/

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by cat14 on Jan 17th, 2005, 5:31pm
And I know what will really piss you off, I am going to watch the bachlorette!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]I love it when the women get to pick from all the guys

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by nani on Jan 17th, 2005, 5:33pm
I hate reality TV...I get all the reality I can handle away from the TV. I want the TV to be a place to escape to!

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by medic1852 on Jan 17th, 2005, 5:34pm

on 01/17/05 at 17:27:42, nani wrote:
I would take 'em both, girl!!!  ;)  Oh that was nasty! Did I say that out loud?  :o


I want pictures....
BTW Bigfoot is not in the Navy,, he is an undercover opperative in charge of the search of WMD, and answers only to G.W.

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by cat14 on Jan 17th, 2005, 5:35pm

on 01/17/05 at 17:33:05, nani wrote:
I hate reality TV...I get all the reality I can handle away from the TV. I want the TV to be a place to escape to!

Hey, kinda like here? ;;D

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by BobG on Jan 17th, 2005, 5:42pm
I read a story about a prince in England that is a really strange guy. Seems this prince is close to the throne, only about 2 deaths from being king. He likes to dress up as a Nazi and prance around at drunkin' parties.

Oh......wait a minute.........the queen just called. She is not ammused.

Seems it is a true story.........sorry to bother you.

8)

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by echo on Jan 17th, 2005, 5:46pm

on 01/17/05 at 17:13:31, cat14 wrote:
I'll take her husband Mark anytime!!! ;;D


The problem I have with Mark is the fact his name is based on the sound their neighbors hairlip dog made.

mark mark  Mark mark mark :-/

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by cat14 on Jan 17th, 2005, 5:48pm
Sounds intresting though!!!! ;;D

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by cat14 on Jan 17th, 2005, 5:49pm
Just look at him, who cares about his name!!!

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by Margi on Jan 17th, 2005, 5:50pm
LMAO @ Echo.

You too Bob. ;)  Seems young Harry will be visiting Auschwitz as a result of his little stunt.  

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by cat14 on Jan 17th, 2005, 5:54pm
Maybe Harry needs a spanking  ;;D

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by Langa on Jan 17th, 2005, 6:06pm

on 01/17/05 at 17:25:39, cat14 wrote:
And I am so boring and shallow that I really want to know why Jennifer and Brad split up, but Nani you can take Mark and I'll keep Brad Pitt!! ;;D


I'm so sorry to inform you both that I've already had Brat Pitt...he's nothing to brag about... ;;D

I'd love to meet big foot though... 8)

Langa

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by Bethany1 on Jan 17th, 2005, 6:56pm
I'll take Brad Pitt, please. Along with a side of Joquin Pheonix.  ;;D

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by Charlie on Jan 18th, 2005, 2:21am

Quote:
I read a story about a prince in England that is a really strange guy. Seems this prince is close to the throne, only about 2 deaths from being king. He likes to dress up as a Nazi and prance around at drunkin' parties

Jay Leno called Harry the Nazi who would be Prince.

Charlie  8)

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by cat14 on Jan 18th, 2005, 9:48am
Back to talking about gorgeous men, please! ;;D

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by cat14 on Jan 18th, 2005, 9:52am
And Langa since you already found your man you can't reply to that question!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by Langa on Jan 18th, 2005, 10:00am

on 01/18/05 at 09:52:27, cat14 wrote:
And Langa since you already found your man you can't reply to that question!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]


And an awesome man he is that!   ::)

Langa

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by nani on Jan 18th, 2005, 10:01am
You just gotta love those awesome men!! And he's cute, too.  ;)

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by cat14 on Jan 18th, 2005, 10:03am
Theres alot of cuties here too, guys



Jeepgun
Pat
Don
Charlie
Paul
Jonny
Just to name a few!!!!  ;;D

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by Langa on Jan 18th, 2005, 10:03am

on 01/18/05 at 10:01:34, nani wrote:
You just gotta love those awesome men!! And he's cute, too.  ;)


I would have to agree... ;;D

Langa

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by Bethany1 on Jan 18th, 2005, 12:27pm
Here is a picture of my man.  ;;D

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5df39b3127cce9efa728ad2e500000016108Actm7Zu2ZN8

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by guesst on Jan 18th, 2005, 12:28pm
He looks like Joaquin Phoenix.  :o

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by nani on Jan 18th, 2005, 12:29pm
He does look like Joaquin!!!  Very cute, Bethie...ya did good. OK...where are the rest of the man pics.....

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by Langa on Jan 18th, 2005, 12:29pm

on 01/18/05 at 12:27:12, Bethany1 wrote:
Here is a picture of my man.  ;;D

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5df39b3127cce9efa728ad2e500000016108Actm7Zu2ZN8


Sigh...did you see him in Ladder 49?  Great movie.  ;;D

Langa

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by Bethany1 on Jan 18th, 2005, 12:38pm
You guys are too funny.... it IS Joaquin Pheonix. LOL! Love em!

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by Bethany1 on Jan 18th, 2005, 12:38pm
Ill get you one of Chris... hang on..

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by Bethany1 on Jan 18th, 2005, 12:43pm
Ok, heres the real one.  ;)

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf29b3127cce9a944049988b00000026108Actm7Zu2ZN8

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by Langa on Jan 18th, 2005, 12:47pm

on 01/18/05 at 12:43:09, Bethany1 wrote:
Ok, heres the real one.  ;)

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf29b3127cce9a944049988b00000026108Actm7Zu2ZN8


Beautiful couple!  

Langa

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by cat14 on Jan 18th, 2005, 2:42pm
That Joaquin was in my bedroom the other night ...... I was watching a movie ;;D


Your husbands a looker to Bethany!
great lookin couple!!!

Title: Re: Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
Post by nani on Jan 18th, 2005, 5:15pm
Doh!  [smiley=ohjez.gif]  The real one's a hottie, too!  ;;D



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