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Title: And now for something different... Post by Jeepgun on Jan 15th, 2005, 10:49pm Written last Halloween. :o Bad Seed I am the fetus who killed his twin while yet en utero and then strangled purposely on the umbilical cord to poison you as a floating malignancy on the sea of amniotic fluid, shooting gray infection through your belly and breasts. You buried me surreptitiously by moonlight in the dank soil of the garden. I grew throughout that sweltering, rainless summer, sprouting out of the parched ground in a long, fibrous tendril that opened a single violet blossom. I listened to you remarking how everything but this one plant had died, and how odd the bloom was. I am the shiny, poisonous-looking fruit that hung bloated and deadly, the one that made you shudder, just to look upon. And then I plunged myself deep into the earth yet again. Growing, growing, growing.... You stayed away from the garden all summer, telling yourself that you weren’t really afraid, but that there was no sense in visiting a dead garden after all... And yet, I watched you worrying through the kitchen window during those long, still afternoons filled with slow thunderheads. I heard your dreams, and drank myself dizzy from your fear and loathing. And just last night, the first night that the frost killed the shrieking cicadas and turned the irises black, I emerged from the soil, shaking it from my hair and shoulders, lapping it from my sharp teeth and spitting it in a hissing arc, into the well. The red moon was dying, choking to death on its own blood, and I, with a triumphant shout, kicked down your door to stand over your bed, grinning wildly, roaring in a dirt-thickened voice, "HELLO, MOTHER!" -Frank H. Weeden |
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Title: Re: And now for something different... Post by purpleydog on Jan 15th, 2005, 11:00pm How true. |
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Title: Re: And now for something different... Post by Jeepgun on Jan 16th, 2005, 1:28pm 8) A departure from the fluffy stuff! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: And now for something different... Post by LeLimey on Jan 16th, 2005, 2:19pm Bloody hell [smiley=eek.gif] |
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Title: Re: And now for something different... Post by nani on Jan 16th, 2005, 2:21pm I can't even read it all, it reminds me of a scary movie. My life is often scary enough!!! ;) |
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Title: Re: And now for something different... Post by Donna_D. on Jan 16th, 2005, 2:54pm That is totally WICKED!! DD |
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Title: Re: And now for something different... Post by Cathi04 on Jan 16th, 2005, 3:00pm OK, Jeepieguy..............was this a brief detour, or should I avoid your writing for awhile?............. Here, put this into prose.... my old Jeep died at Christmas....the new one was born in Sept.......... LOL..I am a happy consp ;;Dicuous consumer, driving around in Jeep #5....YIPPEEE! And pass the checkbook....... |
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Title: Re: And now for something different... Post by Jeepgun on Jan 16th, 2005, 3:51pm A brief detour. LOL Sorry to hear about your Heep, but glad to hear that you got a new one! WHOO-HOO!! Enjoy!! [O|||||O] |
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Title: Re: And now for something different... Post by lionsound on Jan 16th, 2005, 5:28pm How eloquently vile, wildly wicked and perfectly hideous! :) |
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Title: Re: And now for something different... Post by Jeepgun on Jan 16th, 2005, 5:42pm *removing tophat and throwing aside black and red satin cape to make a formal and grotestque bow* LOL! Thanks!! |
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Title: Re: And now for something different... Post by LeLimey on Jan 16th, 2005, 5:43pm on 01/16/05 at 17:28:26, lionsound wrote:
Yup.. thats Frank!!!! LMAO [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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Title: Re: And now for something different... Post by Jeepgun on Jan 16th, 2005, 6:43pm >:( [smiley=laugh.gif] :-* |
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