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(Message started by: Tiannia on Jan 7^th, 2005, 1:46am)

Title: Giving 100% (not CH)
Post by Tiannia on Jan 7^th, 2005, 1:46am

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can be concluded with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Title: Re: Giving 100% (not CH)
Post by BlueMeanie on Jan 7^th, 2005, 1:50am

lmao

Title: Re: Giving 100% (not CH)
Post by high_commander on Jan 7^th, 2005, 2:15am

S-u-c-k-i-n-g-u-p

19+21+3+11+9+14+7+21+16=121

This may help too...

I have way too much time on my hands.... [smiley=worried.gif]

Danielle

Title: Re: Giving 100% (not CH)
Post by Tiannia on Jan 7^th, 2005, 2:28am

Well F-U-C-K-I-N-G-O-F-F works too
6+21+3+11+9+14+7+15+6+6=98%

A favorite is B-L-O-W-I-N-G-T-H-E-B-O-S-S
2+12+15+23+9+14+7+20+8+5+2+15+19+19=170%
Now THAT is the way to move up the corporate ladder. [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Giving 100% (not CH)
Post by PrettyH8Machine on Jan 7^th, 2005, 7:13am

w-o-r-k-i-n-g-d-r-u-n-k

23+15+18+11+9+14+7+4+18+21+14+11 = 165%

[smiley=me&mb.gif]

Guess you got to admit, some people give it their all! I had an old boss who did at least. [smiley=laugh.gif]

CD

Title: Re: Giving 100% (not CH)
Post by Ree on Jan 7^th, 2005, 8:31pm

A favorite is B-L-O-W-I-N-G-T-H-E-B-O-S-S
2+12+15+23+9+14+7+20+8+5+2+15+19+19=170%
Now THAT is the way to move up the corporate ladder

I LIKE HOW YOU THINK REMEMBER IT AIN'T WHO YA KNOW ITS WHO YA BLOW............hehehehehe........... ree who is just bein fresh and not blowing anyone...

Title: Re: Giving 100% (not CH)
Post by Jeepgun on Jan 7^th, 2005, 11:13pm

I'm the boss. I wonder what that says about me? [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Giving 100% (not CH)
Post by OneEyeBlind on Jan 8^th, 2005, 8:50am

That was pretty funny, so were some of the responses ! [smiley=laugh.gif]