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(Message started by: Jeepgun on Jan 5^th, 2005, 12:31pm)

Title: Read My Lips!
Post by Jeepgun on Jan 5^th, 2005, 12:31pm

A male patient was lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. He was still heavily sedated from a four hour operation.

A young nurse appeared to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse", he mumbled from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

"I don't know. I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."

He struggled again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Finally, she pulled back the covers, raised his gown, held his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand, and took a close look and said, "There's nothing wrong with them."

The man pulled off his oxygen mask and said very slowly, "That was very nice, but now listen very, very closely: - - - Are.......... my...........test..........results..........back?" [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Read My Lips!
Post by Langa on Jan 5^th, 2005, 12:33pm

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Read My Lips!
Post by becky8 on Jan 5^th, 2005, 12:39pm

[smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=spit.gif]

Title: Re: Read My Lips!
Post by vig on Jan 5^th, 2005, 1:06pm

;;D

Title: Re: Read My Lips!
Post by Kirk on Jan 5^th, 2005, 1:16pm

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=smokin.gif]

Title: Re: Read My Lips!
Post by Ronny on Jan 5^th, 2005, 4:57pm

LMAO

Title: Re: Read My Lips!
Post by echo on Jan 5^th, 2005, 4:59pm

Very nice.

Title: Re: Read My Lips!
Post by Ree on Jan 5^th, 2005, 5:02pm

LOLOL ree

Title: Re: Read My Lips!
Post by Renee on Jan 5^th, 2005, 7:16pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Read My Lips!
Post by OneEyeBlind on Jan 5^th, 2005, 7:22pm

Too funny. Had to share it with my husband. His only response was ..... the next time I'm in the hospital .. God, I hope they put me on one of those O2 masks ! ::)

Title: Re: Read My Lips!
Post by nani on Jan 5^th, 2005, 7:26pm

LMAO [smiley=laugh.gif]