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Title: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by don on Jan 2nd, 2005, 11:26am Delicious Chinese platter New Years Eve. I feel like I swallowed a bag of Knives. 1 Bottle of Pepto later. |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by Jonny on Jan 2nd, 2005, 11:37am Try eating for one, you fuckin fat pig ;;D |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Jan 2nd, 2005, 11:40am C'mon boys - start the New Year off like gentlemen! Yeah, right! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by Bethany1 on Jan 2nd, 2005, 11:41am on 01/02/05 at 11:37:29, Jonny wrote:
ROFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!! [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by Bethany1 on Jan 2nd, 2005, 11:41am sorry you feel like crap don, but that was pretty funny. |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by purpleydog on Jan 2nd, 2005, 12:03pm don, you aren't supposed to EAT the knives... sheesh! ::) |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by Sean_C on Jan 2nd, 2005, 12:07pm ROTFLMMFAO ;;D |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by nani on Jan 2nd, 2005, 12:27pm You shouldn't even need the knives for a pu pu platter...all the food is bite sized. Feel better, don...and lay off the flatware. |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by don on Jan 2nd, 2005, 12:29pm May be I swallowed the complimenatary chop sticks. |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by Jonny on Jan 2nd, 2005, 12:30pm on 01/02/05 at 12:29:27, don wrote:
Swallowing sticks outside the bath house will get you kicked out of the bath house for life ;;D |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by Sean_C on Jan 2nd, 2005, 12:31pm Have you been to the place on Beale Street? Awesome gook thier bro ;;D |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by broomhilda on Jan 2nd, 2005, 12:33pm on 01/02/05 at 11:37:29, Jonny wrote:
;;D Feel better Don, perhaps it was the mystery meat ::) |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by don on Jan 2nd, 2005, 12:35pm Quote:
Been there. This one is the China Dynasty up the road from me. |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by Ree on Jan 2nd, 2005, 4:44pm on 01/02/05 at 11:37:29, Jonny wrote:
jonny you kill me.............LMLittleBunsO ree actually they're not so little anymore LOLOLOL |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by Drk^Angel on Jan 2nd, 2005, 5:09pm Well... Y'all know that the chicken ain't chicken at a Chinese place... PFDAN................................ Drk^Angel P.S. *Meow* DA |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by don on Jan 2nd, 2005, 7:19pm Quote:
Yeah. Here it is Sunday, two cats and one pigeon later, still doubled up. |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by Jonny on Jan 2nd, 2005, 7:59pm on 01/02/05 at 19:19:14, don wrote:
Enema? |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by Sean_C on Jan 2nd, 2005, 8:03pm on 01/02/05 at 19:59:30, Jonny wrote:
Was she a cousin too the Ria sisters, Gonna and Dia? |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by don on Jan 2nd, 2005, 8:04pm I haven't seen Enema in years! She used to give some really good.....................that was Emma..........never mind. |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by Redd715 on Jan 2nd, 2005, 8:11pm Emma Gummbie? Jonny stole her teef...I remember it well... [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by Melissa on Jan 2nd, 2005, 8:38pm another weird thread...... kewl |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by Charlie on Jan 2nd, 2005, 10:24pm Not a lot of strays around your area? Charlie |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by don on Jan 2nd, 2005, 10:26pm Quote:
Not of the animal variety. |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by Kevin_M on Jan 2nd, 2005, 10:48pm on 01/02/05 at 12:35:52, don wrote:
Just up the road a piece for some nasty dining A couple days later Don's still refining the whining. The Pu Pu Platter's still strip mining and redesigning his stomach lining. unsigning |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by OneEyeBlind on Jan 3rd, 2005, 8:09am If ya stuck with the MooGoo, you wouldn't feel soo PooPoo. Hope you are feeling better by now, Don. Cause I am ... this thread had me laughing ! |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by amct15 on Jan 3rd, 2005, 8:20am on 01/02/05 at 22:24:47, Charlie wrote:
Not since the township approved the China Dynasty "Catch, Cook and Serve program!" ;;D |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by marlin on Jan 3rd, 2005, 10:39am Pulled out all the stops for new years I see!! Was it take-out? |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by don on Jan 3rd, 2005, 10:49am It was take out that took me out. Pay back for cursing their driving skills. Dere he is. Come here. We have special table for you. (Tonguelik, get out that old case of wimp) |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by nani on Jan 3rd, 2005, 11:08am ***singing***: Instant karma's gonna get you... Do feel better yet? I hope so. :) |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Jan 3rd, 2005, 11:32am on 01/02/05 at 19:59:30, Jonny wrote:
I thought Enema was some loud mouthed, A$$hole, whiney, wannabe-a-ghetto-kid, white trash, rapper. |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by unsolved1 on Jan 3rd, 2005, 11:37am Just what is in Chinese chicken ?? [smiley=laugh.gif] LOL ... I wouldn't touch the stuff if I were starvin' [smiley=hurl.gif] |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by don on Jan 3rd, 2005, 2:33pm Quote:
Here in the U.S of A we call them Dumpster Pigeons or Flying Rats. |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by Jeepgun on Jan 3rd, 2005, 8:42pm On New Year's Eve in a squeeze Don ordered some take-out Chinese Mixed in with the sauce There was aardvark floss Now Don's in front of the commode on his knees. [smiley=laugh.gif] Hope you're feelin' better, man. -Frank P.S. You suck! (When you're done blowin' chunks, that is...) ;;D |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by nani on Jan 3rd, 2005, 9:17pm Umm, Frank...limericks do not seem to be your strong suit. Can you stick to romantic or depressing prose, please. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by Jeepgun on Jan 3rd, 2005, 10:21pm I can create limericks, but they require a bit more forethought than just crapping them out on a moment's notice. LOL! Perhaps some real prose tomorrow... 8) |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by Gator on Jan 3rd, 2005, 11:21pm Here ya go, Don: Cat in the Kettle (to the tune of "Cat's in the Cradle") Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese It ain’t pork or chicken but a fat siamese? Yet the food tastes great, so you don’t complain. But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow mein. Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork But Garfield’s on my fork. He’s purrin’ here on my fork. ... There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon The place that I eat every day at noon. They can feed you cat and you’ll never know Once they wrap it up in dough, boys: They fry it real crisp in dough. ... Chou Lin asked if I wanted more As he was dialin’ up his buddy at the old pet store. I said "Not today. I lost my appetite. "There’s two cats in my belly and they want to fight." I was suckin’ on a Rolaid and a Tums or two When I swear I heard it mew, boys: And that is when I knew... ... There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon I think I gotta stop eatin’ there at noon. They say that it’s beef or fish or pork But it’s purrin’ there on my fork. There’s a hair-ball on my fork. Check out www.twistedtunes.com. You'll be rolling. The songs used to be free to download. Last time I was there, you had to pay to download them, but you could still listen online. There are ways around everything. Especially if you have broadband. Gator |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by don on Jan 3rd, 2005, 11:27pm Thats hilarious. Gotta print that one out. |
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Title: Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2 Post by hilbily on Jan 4th, 2005, 9:38am [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] That's too damn funny! Jim |
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