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(Message started by: don on Dec 23^rd, 2004, 10:33pm)

Title: My life is complete
Post by don on Dec 23^rd, 2004, 10:33pm

The Governor of this great Commonwealth

(my man Mitt. He has a son named Tag. Mitt and Tag)

has written to inform me that I have been appointed as a Notary Public.

Now I know what Steve Martin felt like when the phone books came in.

Title: Re: My life is complete
Post by lionsound on Dec 23^rd, 2004, 10:59pm

"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!
I AM somebody!"

yay don!
Congratulations!!!!

My husband just got his Notary Public certificate in the mail. Now he can officailly witness......stuff. Before that he could be there and it didn't count(as it were). ;;D

Title: Re: My life is complete
Post by Kevin_M on Dec 23^rd, 2004, 11:06pm

on 12/23/04 at 22:33:30, don wrote:

The Governor of this great Commonwealth

has written to inform me that I have been appointed as a Notary Public.

As long as you're sure that's what is written Don, and it doesn't say that the appointed Governor has notified the public about you to bear witness through open curtains in his Commonwealth. ;;D

Kevin M

Title: Re: My life is complete
Post by don on Dec 23^rd, 2004, 11:10pm

Quote:

Now he can officailly witness......

Now theres a switch. I get to be the witness

instead of a bunch of them pointing at me saying "Yeah, thats the mutt right there!"

Title: Re: My life is complete
Post by Jonny on Dec 23^rd, 2004, 11:17pm

Com'on over....I want you to witness something ;;D

Title: Re: My life is complete
Post by don on Dec 24^th, 2004, 10:34pm

Sorry.

Sexual molestation of midgets is not something I would put my stamp on.

What a maroon.

Title: Re: My life is complete
Post by Jonny on Dec 24^th, 2004, 10:47pm

on 12/24/04 at 22:34:03, don wrote:

Sorry.

Sexual molestation of midgets is not something I would put my stamp on.

Oh, and the transvestites youve been known to visit are ok?

Whatever ::)

Title: Re: My life is complete
Post by don on Dec 24^th, 2004, 10:50pm

It's been awhile since I been over your place hasn't it?

Still got the strapless flowered sun dress?

Title: Re: My life is complete
Post by Jonny on Dec 24^th, 2004, 10:57pm

on 12/24/04 at 22:50:10, don wrote:

Still got the strapless flowered sun dress?

Yep, i called you twice to come get it, got a damn push up bra you left here aslo.....what a Fag....LOL

Title: Re: My life is complete
Post by don on Dec 24^th, 2004, 11:08pm

You said you wanted to keep the push up as a souvenier .

Help me out here PB Joe. Hey PBJ! Peanut Butter and Jelly!

I kill myself. LMMFAO

Title: Re: My life is complete
Post by Not4Hire on Dec 24^th, 2004, 11:22pm

dear "Mutt":
...congratulations on your Ascendency to Official Witness of ...

uh, things that people wish others to ....err, umm, have *Stamped* (if ya get m'drift....)

...and now that yer Life Is Complete ....please remit all proceeds to the L Street Beautification Project and Cuban Midget Re-location Fund(tm) .reg-US-pat-OFF ... or pat-yer-self-off... or Note a Repub.lick... or

I'm sure there's SOME THING to be gleaned here..if so, please advise...