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(Message started by: don on Dec 22nd, 2004, 10:36am)

Title: Offensive posts
Post by don on Dec 22nd, 2004, 10:36am
Have no place here.

In the 4 years I've been here I have managed to offend:

Blondes
Midgets
Circus people
The mentally challenged
Druggies
The entire country of Canada
The pinninsula of Florida
Parts of the UK
Moralists
Meegrainers
Chiros
Religious fanatics
Gays
Goths
Bath house dwellers
Hippies

and my favorite: long haired tattoed street corner lithium dealers with no teef.

God I'm good. Did I miss anyone?

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 22nd, 2004, 10:39am
I'm so offended that I can't stop laughing! LOL!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Dec 22nd, 2004, 10:40am

on 12/22/04 at 10:36:44, don wrote:
Have no place here.

In the 4 years I've been here I have managed to offend:
................................


God I'm good. Did I miss anyone?


Missed me.... LOLOL

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by clarence on Dec 22nd, 2004, 10:41am
Yankees fans.


But they don't really count.

Casey

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by guesst on Dec 22nd, 2004, 10:41am
Hmmmmmmm I'm really not getting it, when I registered I had to read this


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Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by don on Dec 22nd, 2004, 10:43am

Quote:
Missed me.... LOLOL


And those that wear cheese as head gear.


Quote:
YOU MUST READ AND UNDERSTAND THE FOLLOWING!


Musta missed that section. Ok then:

Add web masters to the list.
Hey DJ. You suck.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by stevegeebe on Dec 22nd, 2004, 10:45am
Blow-up dolls?

Steve G

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by john_d on Dec 22nd, 2004, 10:45am
paraniod mentally-deranged techies with delusions of slander

actually they just lol alot

but you suck

happy christmas

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by marlin on Dec 22nd, 2004, 10:48am
So...... what's your point about the disclaimer?

don, What, only 1 dozen groups? you still have plenty of work left to do!!

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by don on Dec 22nd, 2004, 10:49am

Quote:
Blow-up dolls?


I would never! you bastard.


Quote:
you still have plenty of work left to do!!


I got time.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by TomM on Dec 22nd, 2004, 10:53am

on 12/22/04 at 10:41:35, guesst wrote:
Hmmmmmmm I'm really not getting it, when I registered I had to read this

Loser! no name, no e-mail addy, no town...no BALLS!

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by don on Dec 22nd, 2004, 10:56am

Quote:
Yankees fans.


It is there birth right to be born dumb and stay that way if they choose.

Like I said, I have time.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Gator on Dec 22nd, 2004, 10:59am

on 12/22/04 at 10:41:35, guesst wrote:
Hmmmmmmm I'm really not getting it



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/whocares3.jpg

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:01am
You missed musicians, lefties, Irish people, and computer geeks.

I'm safe all around.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by don on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:01am
Gator is my protogee.

Sucessfully offended the clueless.

Nice job. You advance.


Quote:
I can't think of anything clever to put here.


Need I say more?

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:02am

on 12/22/04 at 10:41:35, guesst wrote:
Hmmmmmmm I'm really not getting it, when I registered I had to read this


YOU MUST READ AND UNDERSTAND THE FOLLOWING!


And did you also read and follow the recommendation that you lurk for a while before posting, so that you can get the feel of the board first? Apparently not. *shrug*

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by guesst on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:03am

on 12/22/04 at 10:53:06, TomM wrote:
Loser! no name, no e-mail addy, no town...no BALLS!

Blow me!

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by guesst on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:03am

on 12/22/04 at 11:02:35, Jeepgun wrote:
And did you also read and follow the recommendation that you lurk for a while before posting, so that you can get the feel of the board first? Apparently not. *shrug*

Been here since 1999.  What's your point?

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by nani on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:05am

Quote:
Did I miss anyone?


...me. Actually I could place myself in a couple of those groups, but I don't. I'm an original...can't be compartmentalized....go ahead...just try and offend me! I dare ya!

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by don on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:07am
Are peole from New Mexico still trying to sneak across the borders into Old Mexico ?

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:07am
No point at all. It would be wasted on you, anyway.

Plonk!

Whatever....  ::)

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by nani on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:09am
Nice try but, nope...didn't offend. I'm pretty thick skinned, man.   8)

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by TomM on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:10am

on 12/22/04 at 11:03:23, guesst wrote:
Blow me!

Is this Jonny or a circus midgette? Naw, Jonny does not hide.

Hey pal, wanna pull rank? I've been here since Feb 1998. So WHAT!

Do you still want to dance?

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by don on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:12am

Quote:
Are peole from New Mexico still trying to sneak across the borders into Old Mexico ?


Adding: looking for a hot meal and a donkey.

(Am i close?)

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:14am
I guess that's better than looking for a hot donkey!!  [smiley=laugh.gif] Adds new meaning to "a hot piece of ass"  ;;D

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by TomM on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:14am
Dammit, Don. Stop it! I'm trying to hijack this thread.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Cathi04 on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:15am
OMG!!!!  >:(Don't MAKE me pull this car over!!! >:( >:(
Engage, engage, engage......Sheesh! Guesst(odd spelling..must be a guessing game)....if you have been here that long, then you know full well that there is a lot  of teasing and tormenting done, in the spirit of fun.
If a troll shows up(and you are getting perilously close)....he is banished.......
What DJ is saying there is NOT that we all must be PC....he is referencing the need to respect each other.......LOL.. now, fire away. If you are offended-please feel free to leave........
Don, you are on a a roll lately, keep me laughing if you would be so kind!

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by guesst on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:15am

on 12/22/04 at 11:10:56, TomM wrote:
Is this Jonny or a circus midgette? Naw, Jonny does not hide.

Hey pal, wanna pull rank? I've been here since Feb 1998. So WHAT!

Do you still want to dance?

I don't want to dance, I do enough of that in the dark of night and the wee hours of the morning.  As far as hiding goes, it is not necessary to have my e-mail addy or know where I live.  Besides, I don't need the ton of spam for vicodin and other drugs flooding my e-mail and as far as pulling rank I was referencing Frank's post about lurking before posting.  I was just letting him know I found this place a long time ago.  Nice to see everybody is nice and fucking cranky this morning.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by marlin on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:15am

on 12/22/04 at 11:03:23, guesst wrote:
Blow me!

GOOD ANSWER!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by don on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:17am

Quote:
GOOD ANSWER!!!!!!!!!


Yes. I have to agree.

Clear, concise, to the point.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by floridian on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:18am

Quote:
The pinninsula of Florida


That's P-E-N-I-N-S-U-L-A, you dork!


Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Cathi04 on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:19am
LOL>.Guesst... sometimes...................GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
You would think Frank's given name were Jeepgun, if he did NOT have the courtesy to share with you his real name.........
Oh, and my given name is Picililly............
Posting accusatory items, and hiding behind a nic.......is a crock.....
Put yourself out there, read more, get to know the playes before the bashing begins..........

I'm thinkin twit, here.........
Cathi(the 04 refers to when I signed back on after a fit of pique)

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Langa on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:19am
Offensive Posts???

I thought everybody just pretty much ignored you...could be wrong... [smiley=smartass.gif]

Langa

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by guesst on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:19am

on 12/22/04 at 11:15:01, Cathi04 wrote:
OMG!!!!  >:(Don't MAKE me pull this car over!!! >:( >:(
Engage, engage, engage......Sheesh! Guesst(odd spelling..must be a guessing game)....if you have been here that long, then you know full well that there is a lot  of teasing and tormenting done, in the spirit of fun.
If a troll shows up(and you are getting perilously close)....he is banished.......
What DJ is saying there is NOT that we all must be PC....he is referencing the need to respect each other.......LOL.. now, fire away. If you are offended-please feel free to leave........
Don, you are on a a roll lately, keep me laughing if you would be so kind!

Don't get pissed at me, I didn't start with the negativity, just reacted to being attacked.  I was trying to poke a littl fun at don, but I see that is not acceptable.  Hope you sell some houses this week.  And don't be late for swimming, make sure you take a buddy with you.  ;;D

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by don on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:19am
Sorry. Spell check bro-ke-did.


Quote:
just reacted to being attacked.


Unacceptable. You were doing fine with just "blow me"

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by nani on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:20am

Quote:
Nice to see everybody is nice and fucking cranky this morning.


They're like this every effen morning. A bunch of cranky, offensive fargin bastages... ;;D

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by TomM on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:21am

on 12/22/04 at 11:20:11, nani wrote:
They're like this every effen morning. A bunch of cranky, offensive fargin bastages... ;;D
You forgot fowl smelling...



on 12/22/04 at 11:15:01, guesst wrote:
 Nice to see everybody is nice and fucking cranky this morning.

4 cups of coffee, a few vitamin C tabs, and no BJ will do that for ya!
I actually understand where you are coming from. I just felt like busting someone's chops and you won the prize!

Merry ChristmaKwanziCha!

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by don on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:25am

Quote:
I actually understand where you are coming from.


p*ussy.  8)

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by TomM on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:25am

on 12/22/04 at 11:25:01, don wrote:
p*ussy.  8)

Eat me!  ;)

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by don on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:27am
Sorry Tom, didn't mean to offe......

Wait a minute. Yes I did!

You suck

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by guesst on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:28am

on 12/22/04 at 11:21:55, TomM wrote:
You forgot fowl smelling...


4 cups of coffee, a few vitamin C tabs, and no BJ will do that for ya!
I actually understand where you are coming from. I just felt like busting someone's chops and you won the prize!

Merry ChristmaKwanziCha!

Well I started with a 5:17 wake up call from our mutual friend, had me rocking and pacing, hit 'em back with a 5mg zomig pill and waited untill about 6:30 till it took the edge off, then was able to crawl into the shower and sit and let the hot water run down my head and neck.  Finally went away around 7:00.  So I would have much rather had your morning.  ;)

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Cathi04 on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:30am
so, GUESST............WHY would you put yourself out there to stir up trouble????????????? I simply am gobsmacked!!!
Don is around all the time, posting , Jeep is around, Tom, Nani, there are a lot of people who do a lot of good...........perhaps you enjoy setting yourself apart, picking on CHers and heading back into your cave.......but why?
Maybe you have not felt welcome here........
(no, I did not miss the reference to my fave activities..I'll work on it... but I'm willing to bet you are not someone I like)
OH, and Merry Christmas, ya jerk!
Cathi-who doesnt like to be blindsided..especially by someone who must hide in the shadow, and poke sticks at my friends >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by don on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:31am
Fade to..........

Tom and guesst skipping through field hand and hand hugging trees.

You both suck.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Ruth on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:33am
Now we're really getting in the spirit.

Bite me!

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by guesst on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:34am

on 12/22/04 at 11:31:18, don wrote:
Fade to..........

Tom and guesst skipping through field hand and hand hugging trees.

You both suck.

Going to meet don at the bathhouse.......

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Gator on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:34am

on 12/22/04 at 11:14:14, Jeepgun wrote:
I guess that's better than looking for a hot donkey!!  [smiley=laugh.gif] Adds new meaning to "a hot piece of ass"  ;;D


That reminds me, Frank.  When you were in the service, did you ever get over to the Philippines?  There was a place outside Clark Air Base called The Nipa Hut where you could see, ...uh, ...never mind. ;;D

OOOOOOOOWEEEEEE!  The Philippines was an adult Disneyland when I went there.  The rides weren't that tall, but they were fun.   LOL

Gator

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by TomM on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:35am

on 12/22/04 at 11:27:22, don wrote:
Sorry Tom, didn't mean to offe......

Wait a minute. Yes I did!

You suck

Is that different than blowing? I axe you?  ;;D


on 12/22/04 at 11:28:35, guesst wrote:
Well I started with a 5:17 wake up call from our mutual friend, had me rocking and pacing, hit 'em back with a 5mg zomig pill and waited untill about 6:30 till it took the edge off, then was able to crawl into the shower and sit and let the hot water run down my head and neck.  Finally went away around 7:00.  So I would have much rather had your morning.  ;)
Guestt buddy, we are in this together.
Relax; bust Don's chops some more, tell Linda Howell how that real men exist, call Marlin and tell him he's showing his soft side again and reall men don't take shit from anyone especailly a woman, let Frank know his poetry is about as good as an Andy Warhol painting, and fiankllly tell me that real sailors go to sea on a NAvy ship, not a Coast Guard boat.

Again, Merry ChristmaKwnanziCha!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

EDIT: I don't feel like using spell check!

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:38am
ROFLMAO, Tom!

Gator, I never did get to P.I., but I spent a little time in Okinawa's redlight district. There was a certain young lady there, who took a banana and... eh... nevermind.  :o [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by nani on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:38am
Uh don...still waiting....*yawn*

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by don on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:38am
Adding to list:

p*ussies
tree huggers
New Mexicans (dry backs ?)

OK Nani. If I cant offend you then that must mean you are of the same ilk as me. Same thinking, feelings and behaviors. (that ought to do it)

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by karma on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:39am
Tom
I guess that means your over 6' tall. Otherwise you would have to swim if the cutter sunk.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by marlin on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:41am

on 12/22/04 at 11:35:03, TomM wrote:
call Marlin and tell him he's showing his soft side again and reall men don't take shit from anyone especailly a woman

well tom, sorry to disappoint but ...the simple truth is... when I do take shit it always seems to be from a woman. go figure. :)

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by TomM on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:41am

on 12/22/04 at 11:39:07, karma wrote:
Tom
I guess that means your over 6' tall. Otherwise you would have to swim if the cutter sunk.

That IS why there is a height requirment for Coasties! I'm glad you picked up on that.
You must be a Navy puke...wait...you wrote Cutter...that's Coast Guard lingo...are you holding out on me?

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:42am
Tom, you gotta' admit that THIS is better than an Andy Worhol painting:


The cat
Shat
In my hat


You like that? I wrote it this morning while I was taking a dump. Shakespeare, eat yer heart out!!

Thank you... If any publishers are hanging around and reading, I'll be here all week. Royalties, dammit! Royalties!!

8) [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by marlin on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:44am

on 12/22/04 at 11:38:21, nani wrote:
Uh don...still waiting....*yawn*

uh nan...dear,  think it's possible that I can offend you? ya know, I have a way with women ;;D

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by TomM on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:45am

on 12/22/04 at 11:44:09, marlin wrote:
uh nan...dear,  think it's possible that I can offend you? ya know, I have a way with women ;;D
Marlin--my deep sea fishing freind---you could affend my cat's litter box! ;;D

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by nani on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:46am
You, dear, offend most women. Now stop calling me dear dammit!!!!! ;;D

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by karma on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:47am
Neither but I deal with the coasties all the time. Great on a rescue but they suck on inspections.
One day I'll tell you the story about the coastie that I found stumbling up the road to meet the cutter that left two hrs. before. Best I could do for him was deliver him to the shore patrol from the Nimitz. He wasn't happy especailly after the 2 hr chopper ride.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by TomM on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:51am

on 12/22/04 at 11:47:16, karma wrote:
Neither but I deal with the coasties all the time. Great on a rescue but they suck on inspections.
One day I'll tell you the story about the coastie that I found stumbling up the road to meet the cutter that left two hrs. before. Best I could do for him was deliver him to the shore patrol from the Nimitz. He wasn't happy especailly after the 2 hr chopper ride.

Missing movement is very, very bad. I've seen guys get court martialed for that. And the chopper ride is bad enough when sober; can't imagine doing it drunk.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by don on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:52am
Wheres Margi ?

Is there some sort of seal skinning tournament today?


Quote:
Missing movement is very, very bad. I've seen guys get court martialed for that.


News Flash. Verapamil Banned From Military Use !

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by TomM on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:53am
Where's Miss Holloway?

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Gator on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:57am

Quote:
Posted by: TomM on: Today at 10:51:25

Missing movement is very, very bad.  



on 12/22/04 at 11:52:10, don wrote:
News Flash. Verapamil Banned From Military Use !


ROFLMAO!!!   Humor only a clusterhead could appreciate.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by TomM on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:59am
Potty mouths and brains...all of yunz. That's what I love about this place. Nothing is too low.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Margi on Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:04pm

on 12/22/04 at 11:52:10, don wrote:
Wheres Margi ?

Is there some sort of seal skinning tournament today?


I'm here, Dawn.  :)
Just watchin' the river flow (as my friend Den used to say).


Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by marlin on Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:09pm

on 12/22/04 at 11:52:10, don wrote:
Wheres Margi ?

Is there some sort of seal skinning tournament today?
lol!
No.  Today is the seal pup clubbing tournament.  Tomorrow is the skinning tournament.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Margi on Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:15pm

on 12/22/04 at 12:09:16, marlin wrote:
No.  Today is the seal pup clubbing tournament.  


yes, somewhat akin to the reception Guesst is getting (who is obviously a clusterhead, not a meegrainer, not a snakeoil salesman)

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:15pm
I think all of us already know guesst from here. He's just using a different name temporarily.

He'll eventually be back using the name we recognize.

BTW: I STILL can't think of anything clever to put here.


Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by becky8 on Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:25pm
Well, I just took a shower! ;;D

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by don on Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:26pm

Quote:
(as my friend Den used to say).


A Canadian and a Hippie.

Got em both covered.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by nani on Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:26pm

Quote:
I think all of us already know guesst from here



ooh, ooh ... I think I can guess!!! I love knowing something first!!!

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by TomM on Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:27pm

on 12/22/04 at 12:25:12, becky8 wrote:
Well, I just took a shower! ;;D

Need a towel?

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by becky8 on Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:28pm
Whisper it to me Nani!

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Miklos on Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:28pm
Don, you forgot old people. Still an amateur I see.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Donna_D. on Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:31pm
Now THIS is offensive...Don, watch and learn...;;D

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/sucks10.gif


DD

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by becky8 on Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:33pm
[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by TomM on Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:41pm
I beleive Don also missed the Handicapped.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by don on Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:53pm

Quote:
I beleive Don also missed the Handicapped.


No.

I believe I mentioned Jonny in my opening post.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by echo on Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:53pm

on 12/22/04 at 12:41:38, TomM wrote:
I beleive Don also missed the Handicapped.


That's usually the way it goes -- one will overlook one's self. ;;D

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by TomM on Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:56pm

on 12/22/04 at 12:53:56, echo wrote:
That's usually the way it goes -- one will overlook one's self. ;;D

Hey now! I'm not....oops...you meant Don. Maybe I am handicapped.  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by don on Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:56pm
I am nopt handicapped. I am reality challeged.

Speaking of handicapped. I'm going to the track.

Youse losers are on your own.  8)

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Rock_Lobster on Dec 22nd, 2004, 1:08pm
You have 2000+ posts and you only managed to offend a dozen or two groups.

Weakling.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by TomM on Dec 22nd, 2004, 2:42pm

on 12/22/04 at 12:56:29, don wrote:
I am nopt handicapped. I am reality challeged.

Speaking of handSicapped. I'm going to the track bath house.

Youse Only lBoosers are on your LownLY when drinking at the bath house.  8)


Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Melissa on Dec 22nd, 2004, 2:49pm

on 12/22/04 at 11:15:01, guesst wrote:
fucking cranky this morning.

Ya, know, if you think about it, if everybody is nice and fucking cranky, wouldn't they be fucking happy?  And if they're fucking happy, would he even know it?


what a pickle

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by TomM on Dec 22nd, 2004, 2:52pm

on 12/22/04 at 14:49:36, Melissa wrote:
what a pickle

Is pickle onE of the elves or dwarfs? I get them confused.

EDIT: for frigging spelling errors. When the Eff are they gonna get me an error free keyboard? Every Friggin one I have is broke.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Melissa on Dec 22nd, 2004, 2:55pm

on 12/22/04 at 14:52:13, TomM wrote:
Is pickle on of the elves or dwarfs? I get them confused.

depends on the time of year, so right now, it'd be elves

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by guesst on Dec 22nd, 2004, 3:08pm

on 12/22/04 at 14:49:36, Melissa wrote:
would he even know it?


what a pickle

Probably not.  

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by nani on Dec 22nd, 2004, 3:09pm

Quote:
OK Nani. If I cant offend you then that must mean you are of the same ilk as me. Same thinking, feelings and behaviors. (that ought to do it)


 [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif]  [smiley=eek.gif]  


HOLY CRAP!    Now that's offensive!

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by TomM on Dec 22nd, 2004, 3:11pm
What a maroon. What an eskimo pie!

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by LeLimey on Dec 22nd, 2004, 4:33pm

on 12/22/04 at 15:09:53, nani wrote:
 [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif]  [smiley=eek.gif]  


HOLY CRAP!    Now that's offensive!


I thought that had slipped under the Nani filter too easily!! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Don you forgot Dog Lovers,Mothers and Fatties! Or do I just come under the mentally challenged heading?!! :P

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by marlin on Dec 22nd, 2004, 4:34pm
Shit! I'm surprised no one even mentioned given all of the applause & critical praise I get each and every post.  I thought ALL OF marlins posts were offensive ;;D

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Bethany1 on Dec 22nd, 2004, 4:36pm
You give yourself too much credit Marlin   ;)

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by TomM on Dec 22nd, 2004, 4:47pm

on 12/22/04 at 16:36:53, Bethany1 wrote:
You give yourself too much credit Marlin   ;)

Hi Beth! Where you been @ today?


Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Bethany1 on Dec 22nd, 2004, 4:54pm
Hay there... had my christmas party work thingy today..... sorry I missed a lot of the fun, Ill have to catch up on everything...heading out now to rip up the town.. enjoy fellas.

B

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by thebbz on Dec 22nd, 2004, 8:57pm
Holy Crap! I go to work and miss this >:( Once again thanks for the major laugh. [smiley=laugh.gif]
I needed that.







bb

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by don on Dec 22nd, 2004, 10:09pm

Quote:
Holy Crap! I go to work and miss this


Work is for sissies who require food and shelter.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by cootie on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:49pm
Have you ever offended guest or newbies ? Neither one Pam

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Charlie on Dec 23rd, 2004, 12:34am
Offensive? You wanna see offensive?

Go to the old board archives. It's heaven.

God I miss that stuff.

Charlie

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Lizzie2 on Dec 23rd, 2004, 1:20am
I had to curtail my duties as host on about.com forums for migraine/headache due to the fact that I was offending too many people.  Sweet little me..BWAHAHA!

Yeah, so I'm handicapped, multicultural/religious/spiritual, have ADD, have migraines and clusters, go to work, have no life otherwise....

But I rarely get offended.   ;;D

Oh and I have changed my screenname here 3 times...but all under the same original name!  chronic_chic to Lizzie2 to CarrieBethRN to Lizzie2 - guess that makes 4 times!

Lizzie  ::)

Go ahead and try me...I always enjoy a good fight! :)

We all suck.  hehe ;)

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by pubgirl on Dec 23rd, 2004, 4:37am
Don you've offended "parts of the UK"[smiley=huh.gif]

Which parts did you miss out?

Love

W the B

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by mynm156 on Dec 23rd, 2004, 7:22am
Cant you feel the love?

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by don on Dec 23rd, 2004, 9:12am

Quote:
Have you ever offended guest or newbies


Yes.

Also:
Wayne Newton
Polka Bands
Gilligan
The millionaire and his wife.
Al Sharpton
Opie Taylor
Aunt Bee

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by becky8 on Dec 23rd, 2004, 9:13am
Hey Don,
Did you win at the track?

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by don on Dec 23rd, 2004, 9:46am

Quote:
Did you win at the track?


Now that is offensive.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by vietvet2tours on Dec 23rd, 2004, 9:52am
It's thirty below zero at my house this mornin,thats offensive.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by TomM on Dec 23rd, 2004, 9:54am

on 12/23/04 at 09:52:40, vietvet2tours wrote:
It's thirty below zero at my house this mornin,thats offensive.

The visual of you running outside to the shitter is offensive.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by don on Dec 23rd, 2004, 9:55am
I draw the line at offending vets and service people (except the Commander in Chief)

30 Below?

Move.

Dont wait. Dont think about it.

Move.


Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by vietvet2tours on Dec 23rd, 2004, 12:11pm
Yep were pretty backward here in Montana, but the only thing shittin outside is my cows.As far as movin I gotta tell ya I own a pretty good chunk of the last best place, Montana and I ain't movin.Who would feed the cows?

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 23rd, 2004, 12:17pm
I volunteer to eat the cows and make lots of cool leather jackets...  ;;D 8)

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by TomM on Dec 23rd, 2004, 12:19pm

on 12/23/04 at 12:17:40, Jeepgun wrote:
I volunteer to eat the cows

Balls and all? Sorry...had to go there.
I'll take a pair of gloves.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 23rd, 2004, 12:21pm
Cows don't have balls.  8)

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by JenniferD on Dec 23rd, 2004, 12:30pm
ahem.... you missed blonde midget Polacks (me) and I am offended that you failed to offend.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by don on Dec 23rd, 2004, 12:32pm
Every time I try to offend the Polish I have to fol;low it up with a 6 page explanation of the offense.

I've got blondes and midgets covered. Dont be so damn greedy.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by TomM on Dec 23rd, 2004, 12:33pm

on 12/23/04 at 12:21:16, Jeepgun wrote:
Cows don't have balls.  8)

Good point. Dam, am I a City Slicker or what?
That's a Rhetorical question....

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by don on Dec 23rd, 2004, 12:37pm

Quote:
cows


Quote:
Balls and all?


ROFLMMFAO.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 23rd, 2004, 1:13pm
Hey, just don't ask me to milk a bull.  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by vietvet2tours on Dec 23rd, 2004, 3:48pm
I,m a one armed pollock.An yeah we do milk bulls.Could be the worst job inna world.

Title: Re: Offensive posts
Post by don on Dec 23rd, 2004, 11:46pm
Remind me to never wave to you if your in a tree.

Note to self: add amputees to list



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