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(Message started by: don on Dec 19^th, 2004, 6:50pm)

Title: Stewarts demise
Post by don on Dec 19^th, 2004, 6:50pm

I have a little mouse. I named him Stewart.

He's a cute little guy. Gray with big round ears and a furry little body.

He runs along the TV cable. Sometimes he stops and looks at me with his little round eyes and big round ears. Almost like he is saying "hi there"!

I just fed him some peanut butter.

In a spring loaded trap that going to snap his little fucking neck.

Bye bye Stewart!

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Dec 19^th, 2004, 6:51pm

You are completely demented! ;;D Poor little guy - what harm did he ever do you? :'(

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by Jonny on Dec 19^th, 2004, 6:54pm

Bye bye, ya rat fucker ;;D

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Dec 19^th, 2004, 6:57pm

Now that's just rude! I'm pretty sure that Don wouldn't do something that nasty! ;)

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by don on Dec 19^th, 2004, 6:58pm

SNAP

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by brain_cramps on Dec 19^th, 2004, 7:02pm

on 12/19/04 at 18:58:02, don wrote:

SNAP

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by Tetris-addict on Dec 19^th, 2004, 7:06pm

hip hip horray!

No more surprise doodles in the cubbies for you!

Peanut butter is the best bait!

One time my hubby spent about 35 minutes trying to
corner a little field mouse that came inside
for winter shelter.

After I laughed and laughed, he did scoot it into
an empty carboard beer box and took it outside.

Problem was, he let it go in the back yard, less than 20 feet from the house.

I think the mouse was back in faster than my hubby.

the next day we went out and got those clear
live box trap things....you know with air holes and
a trap door....

the directions said to rub some PB
on the edge of the door
and wait...

Sure enough within 2 hours the thing was in there.

Of course my hubby wouldn't pick it up incase
it some how opned the door.....
SO I was nominated.

I placed it on the floor of the passenger side of the car and drove 10 miles out to a nice wooded area
and let it go.

I thnk I even heard a hawk cry,
"Thank you!" as I drove away.....

Never heard form him,
and he doesn't even send a x-mas card.

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by don on Dec 19^th, 2004, 7:18pm

Quote:

he let it go in the back yard

That what I'm going to do.

Place his broken body in the back yard so the racoons can tear the flesh from his bones.

Little round ears and all.

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by becky8 on Dec 19^th, 2004, 7:25pm

You take such enjoyment in the weirdest things!!! [smiley=tongue2.gif]

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by LeLimey on Dec 19^th, 2004, 7:28pm

One of the cats brought in a field mouse and the poor little thing was still alive. It ran behind a book case and the cat was trying to get it from one end whilst my husband David was squatting at the other end waiting to catch him in a box... or so I thought!
The rotten bugger had a dirty great book - MY dirty great book! - and as the mouse ran along the skirting board he slammed the book against the wall as hard as he could.
Well as you can probably imagine I screamed the bloody house down, my book was a murder weapon! (Okay I WAS over-reacting but I have a rep to uphold y'know!)
When he moved the book the poor little mouse was "standing up" with its front paws looking like they were "hands up" and he was stone cold dead. He looked for all the world like his last thought was "What the F...?*%)
Still the mouse did have the last laugh.
David really walloped his knuckles hitting the book against the wall and the cat absolutely savaged his leg when he realised David was chucking the mouse out of the house!

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by Jonny on Dec 19^th, 2004, 7:32pm

;;D

Dead rats and Christmas tunes........it dont get any better than that ;;D

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by don on Dec 19^th, 2004, 7:34pm

Quote:

he slammed the book against the wall as hard as he could.

Mouse with a Kip 10

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by LeLimey on Dec 19^th, 2004, 7:37pm

Hadn't thought of it like that... should we add reading to the "triggers" list huh?

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by Bandette74 on Dec 19^th, 2004, 7:40pm

on 12/19/04 at 19:32:11, Charlie wrote:

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/sucksign.png

Yer weird Don.....effen weird.

Charlie

i must agree completely. yeah, what charlie said!

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by ski2k on Dec 19^th, 2004, 8:09pm

Thank you Don !!

One of the best stories I've heard in a long time. I love a happy ending !!!!!!!!!!!!

[smiley=crackup.gif]
[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by nani on Dec 19^th, 2004, 8:16pm

you are one, sick puppie. oh...and you suck ;;D

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by catlind on Dec 19^th, 2004, 8:23pm

a mouse? hmmm not sure I know what one of those is...perhaps it's those little presents my 2 cats keep leaving on the back deck. Can't say I've ever seen a live one in my neighborhood...no rabbits, chipmunks, frogs or other things either.

Cat

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by BarbaraD on Dec 19^th, 2004, 8:26pm

As long as it was Stewart and not MICKEY, I'm good with it... Happy hunting...

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by marlin on Dec 19^th, 2004, 8:37pm

A heartwarming Christmas story you can tell to the kids huddled around the tree. What did your dog do this whole time? Sleep through the entire ordeal? You need a rat-eating dog ;;D

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by cootie on Dec 19^th, 2004, 9:03pm

Off with there heads.....dirty lill rodents got fleas and all kinds of other ratty diseases they can spread. My house cats catch em all the time but they play with em and let em go to chase but loose em. So.....my job is to be the executioner. Then they go outside to entertain the outside cats for a while. Cats are't as impressed by lifeless meeses Pam

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by Carl_D on Dec 19^th, 2004, 9:06pm

Just remember Don

It's true that everytime a bell rings, another angel gets his wings
But what they don't tell you is, every time a mouse trap snaps, an angel gets set on fire.

LET 'EM BURN BABY BURN!!!

hehehe, damn mice eat better than I do

Peace,
Carl D

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by Kevin_M on Dec 19^th, 2004, 9:18pm

Don,

I was watching a movie that reminded me of you.

I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY

S U R R E N D E R

S T E W A R T

I AM DON, THE ALL GREAT AND POWERFUL

(pay no attention to that man behind the curtain)

Those slippers will never come off, as long as you're alive Stewart. But these things must be done deeelicately.

Do you get to wear the ruby slippers now?

Trapped like mice, err rats.

(what puts the ape in apreecot)

Kevin M

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by don on Dec 19^th, 2004, 10:31pm

The Wizard of SNAP

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by vig on Dec 19^th, 2004, 10:41pm

shoot...
I thought the thread would be about MARTHA Stewart's demise...

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by Kevin_M on Dec 19^th, 2004, 10:44pm

on 12/19/04 at 22:31:19, don wrote:

The Wizard of SNAP

Smooth and Nutty Apocatyptic Peanutbutter

Kevin M

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 20^th, 2004, 9:40am

I have two cats. I haven't seen any mice or moles that weren't dead and lifeless. Saturday, I found a seriously big bird that my black cat had killed. It was black with little white speckles. My kitties like to lie on my lap and purr and purr... So docile, so completely sweet... (Fuckin' stone-cold killers) *humming Pink Floyd's, "The Dogs Of War," but changed to, "The Cats of War" ) [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by don on Dec 20^th, 2004, 10:35am

Stewart stuck his furry little head out last night. I set thr trap. He didn't return.

Maybe he doesn't like smooth. Tonight I'll try chunky. I'm on vacation this week. Plenty of time. I'll throw on some camo cloths and wait.

tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by don on Dec 20^th, 2004, 10:40am

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/bgull2/cat.jpg

"Hope he aint waitin for me to do it. If you need me I'll be at the bar."

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by Sylvan on Dec 20^th, 2004, 10:51am

A better mouse trap:

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SQBDA!0VSiuOsC1dysVLf!!OnIsZ7yH7C2jBmGhBQSWPF9!siNk!zDpNJcdXgoCkIFfxvA000NrdFLgmZ8zOKHpj1ydwFTAjRvhYznbWVJTFmQ4miHSQTw/Harley%20Lure.jpg?dc=4675450921472032151

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by Tiannia on Dec 20^th, 2004, 3:02pm

on 12/19/04 at 18:58:02, don wrote:

SNAP

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Stewarts demise
Post by Mac on Dec 20^th, 2004, 5:00pm

To bad the cute, filthy little critter had to be snapped but they carry a lot of undesirable baggage with them. Like the Hanta Virus. Be careful sweeping up any droppings. The virus is in there crap. We had a mouse problem at our old house. I came up with a better mouse trap. Get a shoe box and take off the lid. Cut a small hole near the top of the box. Put a wooden(cheap) mousetrap under the hole. Put a cracker or peanut butter on the trap. Put the lid back on and place it where the mouse hangs out. When he goes throught hole he has to drop on top of the trap ;) and SNAP!! you got him. Worked everytime. Then just throw out the shoe box with the trap and mouse. Never have to touch it that way. Merry Christmas :)