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(Message started by: Tiannia on Dec 17^th, 2004, 12:11pm)

Title: Talking Dog (Not CH)
Post by Tiannia on Dec 17^th, 2004, 12:11pm

TALKING DOG
A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale". He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
Sure." the dog replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

The owner says, "Ten dollars."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Cause he's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit."

Title: Re: Talking Dog (Not CH)
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 17^th, 2004, 1:03pm

ROFL!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Talking Dog (Not CH)
Post by Hirvimaki on Dec 17^th, 2004, 1:21pm

OUCH! Coffee through the nose hurts!

Thanks for the laughs!!

Hirvimaki-Isi

Title: Re: Talking Dog (Not CH)
Post by Jimi on Dec 17^th, 2004, 1:53pm

I have memorized that one. I will use it over and over. Hilarious!!!!!

Title: Re: Talking Dog (Not CH)
Post by BarbaraD on Dec 17^th, 2004, 2:02pm

Good one -- no wonder Dog is MAN's best friend... They have so much in common...

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Talking Dog (Not CH)
Post by becky8 on Dec 17^th, 2004, 2:19pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Thanks for the laugh!!