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(Message started by: Jeepgun on Dec 15^th, 2004, 8:54am)

Title: Jeep & Joke Of The Day
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 15^th, 2004, 8:54am

http://www.competitionrockworks.com/picture_gallery/trailrides/natbridge_oct25_03A/images/nat_oct26_25miketable4.jpg

A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about eight times.

At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do
not eat the peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them.

"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled. Whereupon the old lady answers, "We just love the chocolate around them............."

Title: Re: Jeep & Joke Of The Day
Post by Langa on Dec 15^th, 2004, 8:58am

Nice Pic...! ;;D

Funny joke... [smiley=hurl.gif]

Langa

Title: Re: Jeep & Joke Of The Day
Post by TomM on Dec 15^th, 2004, 9:16am

You Jeep guys defy gravity. It totally amazes me!

Title: Re: Jeep & Joke Of The Day
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 15^th, 2004, 9:18am

I only wish I had that much flex. Maybe Santa will bring me a bigger engine, beefier axles, a long-arm kit, bigger tires, lockers, and a 4" "Rubicon Express" lift kit. (Oh please, please, please....) ;;D

Title: Re: Jeep & Joke Of The Day
Post by ZAIRA on Dec 15^th, 2004, 9:22am

;;D !

Don't tip over...
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cc34b3127cce9dfd7c4bea3b00000016108AaNXLhmzbNs

Title: Re: Jeep & Joke Of The Day
Post by nani on Dec 15^th, 2004, 9:57am

That joke made me laugh and gag at the same time! EEEEEWWWW! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Jeep & Joke Of The Day
Post by becky8 on Dec 15^th, 2004, 10:05am

Another GOOD one!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Thanks Frank!

Title: Re: Jeep & Joke Of The Day
Post by LeLimey on Dec 15^th, 2004, 1:33pm

on 12/15/04 at 09:57:23, nani wrote:

That joke made me laugh and gag at the same time! EEEEEWWWW! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Same here Nani! Never gonna look at naked nuts in the same way again!

Frank! Mind OUT of the gutter... NOW!!

Title: Re: Jeep & Joke Of The Day
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 15^th, 2004, 1:35pm

ROFL!! I'm not saying a word! :-X [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]