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(Message started by: don on Dec 14^th, 2004, 6:43pm)

Title: Old Christmas Tale...............
Post by don on Dec 14^th, 2004, 6:43pm

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not
produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to
feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa
that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he
went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to
give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows
where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the
boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the
toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider
and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the
elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his
frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into
hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the
broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just
then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door.
He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas,
Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where
would you like me to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree.

Title: Re: Old Christmas Tale...............
Post by LeLimey on Dec 14^th, 2004, 6:48pm

on 12/14/04 at 18:43:03, don wrote:

....and there was a little angel ...And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Took me to July to get the pine needles out of my knickers...

Title: Re: Old Christmas Tale...............
Post by Sean_C on Dec 14^th, 2004, 6:52pm

on 12/14/04 at 18:48:05, LeLimey wrote:

Took me to July to get the pine needles out of my knickers...

Took me till July to finish the fuckin story ;;D

Was that bait ;;D

PFDAN to you

Sean............................

Title: Re: Old Christmas Tale...............
Post by don on Dec 14^th, 2004, 6:56pm

Thats probably the longest post I've ever made.

If it weren't for cut and paste you wouldn't be reading it

Title: Re: Old Christmas Tale...............
Post by Sean_C on Dec 14^th, 2004, 6:59pm

I was moved by your christmas spirit just so you know I give a shit ROTFLMMFAO ;;D

Sean.............................

Title: Re: Old Christmas Tale...............
Post by don on Dec 14^th, 2004, 7:12pm

Ah yes. Christmas spirit.

"Rheindeer roasting on an open fire.
Jack Frost hitting on the pipe"

Title: Re: Old Christmas Tale...............
Post by Kevin_M on Dec 14^th, 2004, 7:18pm

on 12/14/04 at 18:43:03, don wrote:

Where would you like me to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

And Don, hearing of all the nice things you've done this year for charity and children, you've been just like a little angel. ;)

How strong is that Dirt Devil for getting out those pine needles.
Kevin M

ps. good going Don.

Title: Re: Old Christmas Tale...............
Post by cootie on Dec 14^th, 2004, 9:20pm

Ok so now we know how we go the idea of Angel's on top the tree.....now who's idea was it to put balls on the tree ? Family traditions Pam

Title: Re: Old Christmas Tale...............
Post by Charlie on Dec 14^th, 2004, 10:34pm

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/meter.gif

Nice one Don. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/noog.gif

Charlie

Title: Re: Old Christmas Tale...............
Post by Charlie on Dec 14^th, 2004, 10:35pm

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/meter.gif

Nice one Don. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/noog.gif

Charlie

Title: Re: Old Christmas Tale...............
Post by K-9 on Dec 15^th, 2004, 12:35am

That was funny Don!!! It's a good thing you posted it or else someone might have been upset that it's in the wrong place. ;;D

Chuck
(who doesn't think stuff is any funnier in the funny section)

Title: Re: Old Christmas Tale...............
Post by BarbaraD on Dec 15^th, 2004, 5:16am

I just love these "heartwarming" Christmas stories. Good going Don. I don't think I can look at an angel on top of a tree now without busting out laughing.

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Old Christmas Tale...............
Post by LeLimey on Dec 15^th, 2004, 6:00am

on 12/14/04 at 21:20:27, cootie wrote:

.....now who's idea was it to put balls on the tree ? Family traditions Pam

Well that wins the festive post for me!! Way to go Coots! LMMFAO!

ARGHHH!!!! The mental images of a tree covered in balls are doing my head in!!!

Title: Re: Old Christmas Tale...............
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 15^th, 2004, 8:05am

ROFLMAO!! Maybe the balls were the angel's revenge. Santa is singing soprano. ;)