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(Message started by: Jonny on Dec 14^th, 2004, 4:36pm)

Title: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by Jonny on Dec 14^th, 2004, 4:36pm

After all these years, I've decided to sell my brain.

Description:

1965 Model - Made in France with German and British parts. Imagine a Citroen car with Mercedes and Jaguar engine parts!!!

This brain has been in the states since 1985. Has worked in Chicago, Los Angeles and now Denver.

THE GOOD: This model includes guitar playing knowledge, Multitrack Digital Recording, some HTML and extensive computer experience. This brain has been drug free for many years. Alcohol free and all the regular maintenance performed.

Package includes sense of humor, sarcasm and an unusual IQ of 160 that has never been used to its full potential without a doubt! Performs fairly well in 4 languages (English, French, German and Swahili).
Has catholic 2.0 installed but never used.
The brain comes enclosed in a case made out of bone material in the shape of a skull with brown hair attached to it. The hair is in perfect condition with no spots missing and barely no grey that's noticable at all. Comes with a full Oxygen Tank.

THE BAD: For the past three years, it has developed a chronic problem that mostly occurs between 11 pm and 6 am. About 3-4 times per night, the brain goes into this malfunction that manifest itself by an intense pain that lasts between 20 minutes to 2 hours.

I have tried to take the brain to specialists who charged me ridiculous amounts of money (argh... mechanics!). All they did was to put different chemical products in it that didn't solve the problem, but added other malfunctions to it.

So, the only thing that seems to help right now is to pump some oxygen in it as soon as the problem starts and put a block of ice on it.

Maybe someone out there would know what to do to resolve this matter as I am clueless.

Make me an offer or willing to trade for a decent average brain of any kind.
Serious inquiries only.
Thank you!

Rex

.............................................................................

I found this down in the basement (Jokes&funnies) and thought it would lighten the fucking mood up here, so laugh god damn it !!!! ;;D

......................................jonny

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by cschick on Dec 14^th, 2004, 4:41pm

TOO FUNNY! betting money all of us have considered this at one time or another! [smiley=laugh.gif] Thanks, Jonny, I was about to get hateful with everyone again and you saved everyone from me! Now do what the King says and PLAY NICE EVERYONE!

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by Langa on Dec 14^th, 2004, 4:42pm

Gotta love it! Thanks! ;;D

Langa

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by Jonny on Dec 14^th, 2004, 4:44pm

If'in ya wanna thank anyone, thank Rex....its his brain for sale.....LOL ;;D

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 14^th, 2004, 4:54pm

LOL! Too funny... [smiley=laugh.gif] (Wondering if I can trade out the Irish/English/Chippewa parts in my head for Jeep parts... Hrmmm.....) ;)

[O|||||O]

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by cschick on Dec 14^th, 2004, 4:59pm

gee, Frank, I think we could be long lost relatives - English/Irish/Cherokee here.

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by LeLimey on Dec 14^th, 2004, 5:01pm

Well I'm (mainly!) English/Irish.. can I be you two's long lost sister please?!!
PS I'm NOT sellin' in MY brain.. don't want to be done under the trade descriptions act... ::)

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by vig on Dec 14^th, 2004, 5:06pm

not much you CAN do after the warranty expires... lemon laws only go 90 days.

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by cschick on Dec 14^th, 2004, 5:07pm

damn my warranty expired 29 years and 1 month ago. crap. ah well. and Limey you ARE my long lost sister I think!! ;)

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 14^th, 2004, 5:09pm

:) Karen and Helen, if you like Jeeps, you're in. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by BobG on Dec 14^th, 2004, 5:10pm

Wonder if Rex would part it out.

Quote:

enclosed in a case made out of bone material in the shape of a skull

I need something to make a cool gearshift knob for my hot rod.

::)

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by cschick on Dec 14^th, 2004, 5:11pm

on 12/14/04 at 17:09:51, Jeepgun wrote:

:) Karen and Helen, if you like Jeeps, you're in. [smiley=laugh.gif]

I'm in - how 'bouts you Helen? wanna go off-roadin'?

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by Kevin_M on Dec 14^th, 2004, 5:26pm

on 12/14/04 at 16:36:34, Jonny wrote:

willing to trade for a decent average brain of any kind.

Rex

I was in the Christmas swapping spirit, just can't come up with it though, sure wish I coulda helped.

Kevin M

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by LeLimey on Dec 14^th, 2004, 5:31pm

on 12/14/04 at 17:11:26, cschick wrote:

I'm in - how 'bouts you Helen? wanna go off-roadin'?

Off roadin' will make a nice change from just being off my head! Count me in!!

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by Jonny on Dec 14^th, 2004, 5:46pm

http://www.animationlibrary.com/Animation11/Jobs_and_People/Scientists/Brain_tweaking.gif

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Dec 14^th, 2004, 5:55pm

What talent! Can I borrow that brain just for a day or two. I think that most days I share a brain anyway and for some reason - today's not my day to have it.

Carol

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by Jonny on Dec 14^th, 2004, 6:05pm

And now!!!, presenting "The Kluster Rockers" ;;D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/jonny68/kluster1.jpg

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Dec 14^th, 2004, 6:13pm

And you're signing autographs - where? [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by rextangle on Dec 14^th, 2004, 6:15pm

Here's your autograph...

To Carol,

Keep on rockin' in the free world!!!

REX

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by Jonny on Dec 14^th, 2004, 6:39pm

I only sign brains ;;D

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by Kevin_M on Dec 14^th, 2004, 6:47pm

on 12/14/04 at 16:36:34, Jonny wrote:

THE GOOD: This model includes guitar playing knowledge

Package includes sense of humor, sarcasm

I see that. But even Rex can't keep a straight face everytime Jonny laughs his way through, trying to say the words: "Jonny Be Good"

Quote:

added other malfunctions to it.

This was lifted from an interview with Rex when he was asked to explain the addition of Jonny in the band.

And the joint was a rockin'
Goin' round and round
Reeeeling and a rockin'
'Til the sun went down.

;;D 8)

Kevin M

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by LeLimey on Dec 14^th, 2004, 6:49pm

on 12/14/04 at 18:39:06, Jonny wrote:

I only sign brains ;;D

and boobs!!

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by Jonny on Dec 14^th, 2004, 6:51pm

LMAO....Kevin and Limey.....LOL ;;D

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by Leesa on Dec 14^th, 2004, 9:29pm

LMAO ;;D
Who am I to argue with Da King!! I laughed, happy now? :P

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by john_d on Dec 14^th, 2004, 9:50pm

http://www.gamicon.com/music/ABBY.mp3

;;D

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by Axel on Dec 14^th, 2004, 9:56pm

...LOL...Absolutely love your add!!! ...but I think you would have a better chance posting it on E-bay or somtething... don't think you'll have much success selling here....ha,haha..........Axel

Title: Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
Post by Tim_Z on Dec 15^th, 2004, 12:37am

That movie is great John.