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(Message started by: ExplodingEyeBall on Dec 14^th, 2004, 9:10am)

Title: Joke/Jeep of the day.
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Dec 14^th, 2004, 9:10am

Since Frank is AWOL right now, I'll try to fill in the huge void that has been left.

The Jeep
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http://toplessjeepchick.homestead.com/files/wash.jpg

The Joke(s)
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what does a bald guy put on his drivers lisence for hair color?

is it ok to yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

What do you do if an endangered animal eats an endangered plant?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Why people who know the least know it the loudest?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the cops arrest a mime, does he have the right to be noisy?

If you shoot a mime do you need a silencer?

How a fool and his money got together in the first place?

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Pat

Title: Re: Joke/Jeep of the day.
Post by Sylvan on Dec 14^th, 2004, 9:20am

Here's an interesting Jeep pic:

http://www.cbi-web.org/jeep.jpg

Hope it can bring you a smile, Frank.

Title: Re: Joke/Jeep of the day.
Post by Tiannia on Dec 14^th, 2004, 11:23am

Think they missed a spot.

http://www.kayofm.com/events_2004/Enumclaw_Chrysler_Jeep_Dodge/Enumclaw-Chrysler%20Jeep%20015.jpg

Title: Re: Joke/Jeep of the day.
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 14^th, 2004, 11:46am

Whoa!! These are great! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Joke/Jeep of the day.
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Dec 14^th, 2004, 12:45pm

What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
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10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Title: Re: Joke/Jeep of the day.
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 14^th, 2004, 12:50pm

Kentucky, a couple of years ago. :)

http://www.competitionrockworks.com/picture_gallery/trailrides/natbridge_oct25_03B/images/nat_oct26_73stumpcave6.jpg

Title: Re: Joke/Jeep of the day.
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 14^th, 2004, 12:51pm

Hey Pat! That first guy going into the carwash: What the hell happened to his index finger? LOL! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Joke/Jeep of the day.
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Dec 14^th, 2004, 1:07pm

Looks almost like the end of it is missing because it's hiddin behind the car wash control thingy (very technical term)

Maybe he lost part of it in a nose picking accident?

Title: Re: Joke/Jeep of the day.
Post by broomhilda on Dec 14^th, 2004, 1:24pm

on 12/14/04 at 13:07:03, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:

Maybe he lost part of it in a nose picking accident?

Nope he was playing with his new vagina :-X [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Joke/Jeep of the day.
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Dec 14^th, 2004, 1:41pm

on 12/14/04 at 13:24:46, broomhilda wrote:

Nope he was playing with his new vagina :-X [smiley=laugh.gif]

[smiley=spit.gif]

Title: Re: Joke/Jeep of the day.
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 14^th, 2004, 1:56pm

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh man... LOL! (Maybe he needs to see an OB/Gyn doctor and find out what the hell made the end of his finger rot off!) :o [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Joke/Jeep of the day.
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 14^th, 2004, 2:11pm

Enjoy!! ;;D

http://photos.imageevent.com/frankinla/videos/MonkeyJoke.wmv

Title: Re: Joke/Jeep of the day.
Post by becky8 on Dec 14^th, 2004, 2:42pm

awsome pictures guys!!!! Thanks for starting this one ExpoldingEyeBall, gee I love that name! :D

Title: Re: Joke/Jeep of the day.
Post by Tim_Z on Dec 15^th, 2004, 12:44am

Blew a seal. LOL

That was good.