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(Message started by: don on Dec 10^th, 2004, 9:34pm)

Title: Happy Holidays......................
Post by don on Dec 10^th, 2004, 9:34pm

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the..........................

Santa sucks

Title: Re: Happy Holidays......................
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Dec 10^th, 2004, 9:35pm

That's it for you - to your room - no dinner, no treats, and a lump of coal in your stocking this year. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Carol

Title: Re: Happy Holidays......................
Post by Jonny on Dec 10^th, 2004, 9:42pm

on 12/10/04 at 21:34:06, don wrote:

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the..........................

Day, when Don met Lance the family was made.

Suck me here and suck me there, Ill never say that Lance is queer ;;D

Title: Re: Happy Holidays......................
Post by ClusterChuck on Dec 10^th, 2004, 9:49pm

Don is just jealous, that Santa sucks almost as well as Don does!

Or maybe Don is just lusting after Santa ....

Hmmmmm ... Food for thought ....

Chuck

Title: Re: Happy Holidays......................
Post by Kevin_M on Dec 10^th, 2004, 10:02pm

on 12/10/04 at 21:34:06, don wrote:

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the..........................

House, not a marguerita was stirring, everyone's already soused.

The beer cans were stacked, to the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas brings a bottle to share.

Kevin M

Title: Re: Happy Holidays......................
Post by don on Dec 10^th, 2004, 10:13pm

Santa.

House full of elves....pedophile
Hangs out with reindeer...........beastiality
Flys in a sleigh..........druggie
Visits homes in the dead of night..........felon

Sick bastard.

Title: Re: Happy Holidays......................
Post by catlind on Dec 10^th, 2004, 10:14pm

Guess I'll put it up early this year ;)

Twas the night before Christmas and all through house
Not a beast was stirring, all hopes were with OUCH

The imitrex bottles were stashed by the chair,
No need to use them the beast won't be there

The sufferers were nestled all snug in their beds,
They all slept peacefully, nothing to dread

Oxygen bottles in the corners with their cap,
We settled our brains for a long winters nap

When out of my reverie there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my bed, not believing what was the matter

Away to the bathroom I flew in a flash,
Tore open the cabinets and searched for my stash

The sweat on my brow from this unexpected blow
gave rise to a fear that no one should know

When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But my supporter with ice, his love so clear

With a hop and a curse it came on so quick
I knew in a moment this was no trick

More rapid than eagles with a fury it came
And I howled and screamed with the familiar pain

Now Dashing, and Dancing now Prancing and fixin
to find my O2 mask before my heart rate quickens

Try to be quiet don't bang your head on the wall
The liters are fast, the tank it looms tall

Just like the rains that with the wild hurricane fly,
I know that I can't stop, I'm going to cry

So to the kitchen down the stairs I flew
Must get the coffee started to brew

And then with a pinching I felt the proof
My eyeball exploded even pain in my tooth

As I drew in my breath and was turning around
There was my supporter, love abound.

He said go find the imitrex and stamped his foot
Under my eyes the circles black as soot,

My tears still flowed I couldn't hold back
I ran to the living room where is that sack

My eye how it burned, all I saw looked bleary
My nose started running I knew I looked scary

My temple was hurting, My ice in tow
Where is that imitrex, Where did it go

The needles I found as I gritted my teeth,
Time to inject, left or right cheek?

The prednisone left me with a huge round belly
that shook when I rocked like a bowl full of jelly

I was chubby and plump a right miserable old elf
and I knew it would pass, I'd injected myself

I rocked and I paced, wanting to be dead
when I heard a sound, and I turned my head

He spoke not a word, supporting his work
He held me close not wanting to lurk

The pain it subsided, I wiped my nose,
And giving a nod up the stairs we rose

He tucked me back in, and gave a low whistle
The pain was all gone, from the sharp burning thistle

And I heard him exclaim as he took in the sight
Happy Christmas my Love, it's over this night

Title: Re: Happy Holidays......................
Post by nani on Dec 10^th, 2004, 11:04pm

That was really nice cat...did you write it?

don, you are so sentimental....

Title: Re: Happy Holidays......................
Post by Jimi on Dec 10^th, 2004, 11:09pm

Very good Cat. Thanks for sharing it with us. :)

Title: Re: Happy Holidays......................
Post by sailpappy on Dec 10^th, 2004, 11:19pm

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, that old houd dog Mildred was afraid of a mouse, but not to worry cause Don was in need of a new computer device!! Love Ya Bro! even though you Suck or STFU Don! Pappy

Title: Re: Happy Holidays......................
Post by catlind on Dec 10^th, 2004, 11:25pm

Thanks Jimi and nani, yes I wrote it last year and put it up on the 24th. I think I may rewrite it this year though, since I have been trex free since April hehe.

Cat

Title: Re: Happy Holidays......................
Post by cootie on Dec 10^th, 2004, 11:28pm

Santa uses altoids and viagra for a bigger longer lasting ho-ho-ho. He's a hum dinger Pam