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(Message started by: Jeepgun on Dec 10^th, 2004, 4:28pm)

Title: Dysfunctional Hallmark Cards
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 10^th, 2004, 4:28pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold,
someone to love, and now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am..
(Inside card) That you're not there to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go..
(Inside card) Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it
again.

5. Someday I hope to marry.....
(Inside card) Someone other than you.

6. Happy birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) Almost lifelike!!

7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me....
(Inside card) Now we've broken up, I think it's
time to keep your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you..
(Inside card) It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
(Inside card) Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend. If we were on
a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something
really special for your birthday....
(Inside card) So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle DAD!
(Available only in Arkansas, Alabama,
Mississippi, and West Virginia)

14. Looking back over the years we've been
together, I can't help but wonder....
(Inside card) What was I thinking?

15. Congratulations on your wedding day!....
(Inside card) Too bad no one likes your husband.

Title: Re: Dysfunctional Hallmark Cards
Post by Jonny on Dec 10^th, 2004, 4:42pm

ROTFFLMMFAO!!!!! ;;D

Title: Re: Dysfunctional Hallmark Cards
Post by Linda_Howell on Dec 10^th, 2004, 4:49pm

#9 and number 14 really hit home to me.

Does Hallmark deliver? [smiley=bigguns.gif]

Linda

Title: Re: Dysfunctional Hallmark Cards
Post by Tim_Z on Dec 10^th, 2004, 6:36pm

9, 13 14 and 15 are great.

Title: Re: Dysfunctional Hallmark Cards
Post by Bandette74 on Dec 10^th, 2004, 6:41pm

Bwaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaaa!!!

Excellent! Thanks for these... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Dysfunctional Hallmark Cards
Post by Charlie on Dec 11^th, 2004, 4:50am

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/crackup.gif http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/laugh.gif

Charlie

Title: Re: Dysfunctional Hallmark Cards
Post by BarbaraD on Dec 11^th, 2004, 6:51am

Cute.... Think I know some people to send them to.

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Dysfunctional Hallmark Cards
Post by Langa on Dec 11^th, 2004, 11:41am

LMAO!! [smiley=crackup.gif]