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(Message started by: Jeepgun on Dec 10th, 2004, 1:18pm)

Title: Hello, my name is...
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 10th, 2004, 1:18pm
A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name.

"My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's a beautiful name," he said. "Did your mother give it to you?"

"No," she replied, "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most in my life - cars and men."

They continued to talk and finally she asked, "What's your name"?






"Beerfuck," he replied.

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by ArCane on Dec 10th, 2004, 1:23pm
[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Donna_D. on Dec 10th, 2004, 1:24pm
Frank...



You ain't right...you know that?



[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

DD

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 10th, 2004, 1:35pm
[smiley=laugh.gif] Mea culpa...  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Tiannia on Dec 10th, 2004, 5:10pm
And here I thought it would be Fuckhead  :P

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by john_d on Dec 10th, 2004, 5:12pm

on 12/10/04 at 13:18:07, Jeepgun wrote:
"Beerfuck," he replied.



lmao  [smiley=crackup.gif]


Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Bandette74 on Dec 10th, 2004, 5:35pm
[smiley=sgrin.gif] i smiled. i admit it

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Mac_Muz on Dec 10th, 2004, 6:31pm
Tiannia, Ya see thats where women go wrong. Beer always comes first...  ;;D  Mac

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by john_d on Dec 10th, 2004, 6:42pm
In one Indian tribe the Chief that named the babies was getting on up in years. He had been naming the babies for so long that about 80% of the tribe had been named by him.

One day a soon-to-be brave came to The Naming Chief's lodge and asked to talk. The Chief invited him in and asked what was on his mind. The young man said, "You have been naming our people for many years. My father was named by you as were his brothers. Me and my brothers and perhaps hundreds more, yet no two have the same name.

How do you come up with these names?" The Naming Chief said, "I do not name these babies myself. They are named by the Great Spirit. You see, when a baby is about to be born, the other chiefs and the father of the child all gather in my lodge to smoke some stuff and consult with the Great Spirit. As soon as we receive word the baby has been born, I look out the flap of my lodge to see what the Great Spirit shows me. If he shows me snow gently falling, that baby's name is 'Snow Gently Falling', if he shows me a hawk in the sky, that baby's name is 'Hawk In The Sky'.

But tell me, why does this interest you, Two Dogs Fucking?"


Title: Re: Hello, my name is... may I guess: JEEPGUN
Post by Not4Hire on Dec 10th, 2004, 8:17pm
...there's a place for this.... shit/stuff/boring/get-a-life/yes-i've posted-there-too/jokes-and-funnies/yadda.... and DJ was smart enough to Make A Space...

http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=funnies

...meanwhilst, give it a break jeepgun.... i'm in awe of yer poetry and your giving nature and your scintillating sense of humor and the fact that there is not ONE subject you do not have an opinion.observation.slant.comment.something on

(and yes that little rant ended in a preposition)

...and I am REAL SURE I haven't read ALL of your PEARLS OF WISDOM.... sorry, there may be some in there somewhere.... just haven't stumbled on many/any/some so far...

but here's a Pearl Necklace:

Better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought an idiot...

than to open it and remove all doubt.....

I remain...Steve(Not4Hire)


edited to thumb my nose at john_d...yer included....

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Sean_C on Dec 10th, 2004, 8:19pm
Lmao  ;;D

Sean.....................

Title: Re: Hello, my name is... may I guess: JEEPGUN
Post by john_d on Dec 10th, 2004, 8:35pm

on 12/10/04 at 20:17:29, Not4Hire wrote:
edited to thumb my nose at john_d...yer included....


thanks for the pm Steve, I'm not always good at catching certain kinds of humor  ;)

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Cathi04 on Dec 11th, 2004, 12:44pm
:-/Public Bashing....I just love it............dontcha think, Mr Notfer, that YOUR opinion is not necessarily that of the masses...........and you JUST MIGHT have said something......somewhere, in YOUR tenure, that someone else might find banal or.ohh, hold on..even offensive??
IF ya dont like something..dont read it............
and keep your crusty criticisms to yourself!
Respectfully,
Cathi..who never understands why people cant deal with respect! >:(

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Jonny on Dec 11th, 2004, 3:04pm
You sir are out of line, Steve, IMO

Could be that I post to much also, seeing that I have twice as many posts as anyone here?

Lighten up, Dude  ::)

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Charlie on Dec 11th, 2004, 3:39pm
http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/RED_CARD.gif

Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/grenade.gif

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Not4Hire on Dec 11th, 2004, 8:22pm

on 12/11/04 at 15:04:30, Jonny wrote:
You sir are out of line, Steve, IMO

Could be that I post to much also, seeing that I have twice as many posts as anyone here?

Lighten up, Dude  ::)


ah fercrissake jonny.... if we haven't aired out our shit between us by NOW.... STFU
...I didn't even mention ya BTW.....   o'course if I'm outta line:

BITE ME....heh

now then:

Quote:
....dontcha think, Mr Notfer, that YOUR opinion is not necessarily that of the masses...........and you JUST MIGHT have said something......somewhere, in YOUR tenure, that someone else might find banal or.ohh, hold on..even offensive??
IF ya dont like something..dont read it............
and keep your crusty criticisms to yourself!


do ya think .... cathi04.... that I give a fig that my opinion is not  "that of the masses" ?

if it was, why would I put up here?

..and I CERTAINLY hope that, from time to time, I have the license to present things "banal" ...."offensive" ...and even

ahem...."crusty"

I enjoy being considered "critical" ....I think it suits my extremely superior and obviously important stature on this erudite forum.... sniff.....

and lest y'all feel slighted:

BITE ME....heh

(except for charlie: he, at least, knows that even Bob Heinlien went off on us.....)

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by john_d on Dec 11th, 2004, 8:42pm
Ya know, after pming, I think maybe you are just really smart and have a brainey sense of humor that I don't completely understand.

But the problem I had with your post is that you slammed me *right after* I posted a big whiney post about my clusters.  It is just a few days after I started my first cycle with real hits in like 5-7 years.   I have been posting here for a year now, and the last week is the first time I really needed some support, and bam, out of the woodwork that comes.  You see what I mean?  Take it easy bro.

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Not4Hire on Dec 11th, 2004, 8:49pm
AGAIN....sorry john_d: it's NOT about YOU... I missed your "big whiney post"

...and I've made 'em too....

(and even *I* don't understand my sense of humor....get over it)

n4

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by john_d on Dec 11th, 2004, 8:50pm

on 12/11/04 at 20:49:15, Not4Hire wrote:
AGAIN....sorry john_d: it's NOT about YOU... I missed your "big whiney post"

...and I've made 'em too....

(and even *I* don't understand my sense of humor....get over it)

n4


:) thank you, forgotten brother

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 13th, 2004, 10:44am
Steve, you apparently have some kind of personal problem with me. If you'd like to discuss it, shoot me a PM.

[smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by marlin on Dec 13th, 2004, 11:49am
Seems like you ladies are having a little bout with PM(s) and beating each other up on the wrong thread.  If you really want to see PMs go to the "What the F.. do men want?" thread to see a real pointless beating in action LMFAO!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Cathi04 on Dec 13th, 2004, 12:10pm
Was trying to stay out of that one marlin............personally,  I STILL contend that there is absolutely NO reason why anyone who KNOWS the pain of CH to cause another CH'er additional pain............I abhor the denigration and abuse I see here and on your infamous thread.
Oh, and I dont go to pm..ever, to set someone straight, it is done here.....with respect......something that is sadly lacking here, I might add............
Cathi, who gets disgusted watching the bashing that goes on.  

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 13th, 2004, 1:08pm
Logout.

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by john_d on Dec 13th, 2004, 1:19pm

on 12/13/04 at 11:49:18, marlin wrote:
Seems like you ladies are having a little bout with PM(s) and beating each other up on the wrong thread.  If you really want to see PMs go to the "What the F.. do men want?" thread to see a real pointless beating in action LMFAO!!!!!!!!


no thanks  ::) I stopped watching you lose it on that thread a while back

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Sean_C on Dec 13th, 2004, 7:12pm
Thats it? This is the thread that caused what?

Sounds like male menstration to me ;;D Plug it up boys and get over it.

We got rowin' to do.

Sean...............................

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Dec 13th, 2004, 7:15pm
Amen!

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by don on Dec 13th, 2004, 7:42pm

Quote:
Could be that I post to much also


YA FUCKIN THINK??

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Jonny on Dec 13th, 2004, 7:52pm

on 12/13/04 at 19:42:52, don wrote:
YA FUCKIN THINK??


Are you that stupid you dont know how to quote someone so their name reads when you quote them? ::)

What a dumbass!!!!!!

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by don on Dec 13th, 2004, 7:55pm
Seems I didn't have to.

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Dec 13th, 2004, 7:56pm
If you two don't knock it off now - I'm gonna kick your butts into the middle of next bloody week!

Bet you've both heard that somewhere in your not so distant past!

Be nice damnit!

Grandma! >:(

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Sean_C on Dec 13th, 2004, 7:57pm
I'm crying  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Thats nothin but love Ma ;;D

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Jonny on Dec 13th, 2004, 7:58pm
Not at all, people can read and work a computer.....well, most of us ;;D

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by john_d on Dec 13th, 2004, 8:17pm
I asked him and steve was actually joking, he just has a very sarcastic  sense of humor.  But the result is the same, a good guy was kinda slammed hard, I think it was a bad call to post it.  Some people enjoy that sort of humor, some don't at all.

   

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Dec 13th, 2004, 8:18pm
Don't make me get my wooden spoon out!  Wouldn't be the first time I've busted somebody a$$ with it - would hate to think yours might be next!

You'll note, I'm not namin' names here - the guilty brats know who they are! ;;D

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Sean_C on Dec 13th, 2004, 8:26pm
You just wanna see bum ma huh ;;D

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by brain_cramps on Dec 13th, 2004, 8:28pm

on 12/13/04 at 20:26:39, Sean_C wrote:
You just wanna see bum ma huh ;;D

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by don on Dec 13th, 2004, 8:29pm

Quote:
he just has a very sarcastic  sense of humor.


There is no place for that here.

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Sean_C on Dec 13th, 2004, 8:33pm

on 12/13/04 at 20:29:47, don wrote:
There is no place for that here.


LMAO thats what makes this place so special ;;D

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Jonny on Dec 13th, 2004, 8:35pm

on 12/13/04 at 20:33:07, Sean_C wrote:
LMAO thats what makes this place so special ;;D


Special needs ;;D

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by don on Dec 13th, 2004, 8:36pm

Quote:
this place so special


Yeah. Like the Olympics.

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Not4Hire on Dec 13th, 2004, 9:38pm
...well, shoot... I was just gonna come to the table with some  of that sarcasm and mean stuff and stir some shit...

...and I find the table has been cleared..... dishes washed...
...chairs inna row...
...everybody smug in their beds.....(not a typo)

well, shoot.... ole BeerFuck is baskin' in the glory of 600-700 views of his ....err, um, SwanSong....

http://tinyurl.com/5deq4

...and I gotta nickel says he'll be back just as soon as his ego tells him to post some jokes on the *General* board... or some really outta line crap on the OUCH nominations board..... or some more pictures of his hobby/resume

/profilehttp://www.jeepaholics.com/support/files/Jeepgun/20040919174457_Frank3.JPG  

/what-the-fuck-ever .......

...actually, ole BeerFuck (his term, not mine) has probably helped some folks here.... but he's bored the fuck outta me and I suspect I'm not the only one.

Folks, the owner of this board set it up with a great deal of genius: a place for most anything and most everything in it's place. I just think y'all should respect that genius and use it the way it was intended. I used to REALLY enjoy the General board, but when one person just uses it as a place to listen to their own echoes...... damn, I get just as protective as jonny does.

On the other hand, don sucks....

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Sean_C on Dec 13th, 2004, 9:55pm
Dude you gotta back off just a little. Be cool

Sean.................

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Kevin_M on Dec 13th, 2004, 10:11pm

on 12/13/04 at 20:29:47, don wrote:
There is no place for that here.



There is place for that here, no?


(Canadian sentence structure) :-X   ;;D



Kevin M

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by john_d on Dec 13th, 2004, 10:42pm
that's not cool at ALL, and you are DEAD wrong.  

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by vig on Dec 13th, 2004, 10:56pm
I'm missing the humor, it seems to be ill-willed.
I think the wrong person logged out.

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Charlie on Dec 14th, 2004, 1:12am
Too hard posting where I'm told. I'm a liberal.

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/slap.gif

Charlie

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by RichardN on Dec 14th, 2004, 1:38am
Love ya Charlie

   Richard

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 14th, 2004, 9:30am
Not4Hire, I really don't understand why you're doing this. I'm certainly not the only person who posts non-CH related stuff, and as far as I know, I've never interacted with you in any way on this board, so why you see fit to launch a personal attack on me is really quite bewildering. I invited you to PM me so that we could discuss this like civilized men and possibly sort out our differences, but you are apparently too much of a fucking pu$$y to do that, and instead, keep this bullshit going. (which benefits NO ONE) You fucking little crybaby: If you don't like what I post, DON'T FUCKING READ IT, moron! If you REALLY have an axe to grind with me, I live in Shelbyville, Tennessee. Come on down, and I guarantee we can get this shit sorted out! Otherwise, shut your fuckin' hole and go find someone else to vomit your bile on.

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by becky8 on Dec 14th, 2004, 9:48am
Go Jeepgun!! Stick up for yourself! Little me even took on the King, and look I'm still alive and well. I don't understand this kind of so called humor. I would even like to hear you guys talk cars, sex, and guns than attack each other. I just don't get it? Girls don't do that, must be cause we are the smarter sex!! O boy, I started something here! Now the war with the sexes is fun! Glad your back LOTS!!! ;) ;)

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by nani on Dec 14th, 2004, 9:53am

Quote:
Girls don't do that, must be cause we are the smarter sex!!


Yes, I think that's it. We can be sarcastic and funny... we are almost never downright mean. That must mean we're more civilized, too. ;)

Seriously though...let's not forget that we're here for support. We can even disagree without slamming each other. Can you feel the love, people???

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Kevin_M on Dec 14th, 2004, 10:10am

on 12/14/04 at 09:48:48, becky8 wrote:
I would even like to hear you guys talk cars, sex, and guns


Quit concealing the 38's and put out or get out of my Volare.

There, I'm in the clear.


Kevin M



Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by karma on Dec 14th, 2004, 10:35am
Girls don't do What?
Anybody ever worked in an office full of women?
I have a new policy that states all women must be defanged and declawed before walking in the office door.
A letter from the vet will do :P

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Rock_Lobster on Dec 14th, 2004, 11:34am

on 12/14/04 at 10:35:36, karma wrote:
Girls don't do What?
Anybody ever worked in an office full of women?
I have a new policy that states all women must be defanged and declawed before walking in the office door.
A letter from the vet will do :P


lol!  No f'in shit.  

Not4 & Jeep will be sharing a pitcher of beer at the next convention, perhaps giving each other reach-arounds.  Now find two does that dislike each other... they will have a cat fight at every event until one of them dies.  

Guys get the rough stuff out of the way in 48 hours.  Ladies (errr cough cough cough cough scuse me) let it on the stove for a decade or two.  

You said it karma... vile creatures.

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by nani on Dec 14th, 2004, 12:07pm

Quote:
Girls don't do What?
Anybody ever worked in an office full of women?


OK- I'm gonna have to give ya that one. I should have qualified that by saying the women here don't. At least with each other. Sometimes we can be bitchy and passive aggressive. Just another way I'm not like a real woman...I am in your face assertive. ;;D

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 14th, 2004, 4:16pm

on 12/14/04 at 09:53:47, nani wrote:
Can you feel the love, people???


Totally...  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Ree on Dec 14th, 2004, 6:04pm
o boy... always out of the midst there is someone that doesnt like someone and instead of pming that person... attacks whatever upsets them and makes the biggest jerk of himself... Not 4?   Everyone has at one time put a joke on the GENERAL board.   What is really bugging you?  

This has happened to me too... Jeep... remember you didnt like my caps... I got hurt... we made up~~~ we are friends... this is just a case of live and let live... Not 4 what do you say?????????????

I hate when we have conflict here but some live for it.  ree

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by don on Dec 14th, 2004, 6:54pm

Quote:
?????????????  


Ree. Please stop using all those question marks.

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Sean_C on Dec 14th, 2004, 6:58pm

on 12/14/04 at 18:54:28, don wrote:
Ree. Please stop using all those question marks.



LMMFAO you are certifiabley a nut,  [smiley=laugh.gif]

That totally made my day ;;D

Still laughing out loud you bastard ;;D

I love ya Ree,

Sean...............................

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Jonny on Dec 14th, 2004, 7:11pm

on 12/14/04 at 18:54:28, don wrote:
Ree. Please stop using all those question marks.


Back off Ree or you will be waking up asking the question "What happen" ;;D

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Renee on Dec 14th, 2004, 7:15pm
welcome back Frank!

Girls don't do WHAT?

I don't think so.  [smiley=laugh.gif]

ah..harmony again!

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Kevin_M on Dec 14th, 2004, 8:03pm

on 12/14/04 at 18:54:28, don wrote:
Please stop using all those question marks.


Don, quit using the letters "p" and "u"

"o" and "k" ?????????   ;)   ;;D



Kevin M

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Opus on Dec 14th, 2004, 8:43pm


You guys are freaken crazy, you all like like a bunch of f..........

Wait!, I just checked the URL. Anyone who has to deal with this pain should be crazy, I'm surprised bar room brawls don't break out at the conventions.

At least it is contained to this thread.

General means basically anything you want, that there isn't another place for. My pet peeve is people that say "Not CH" in their thread titles when all CH threads belong in Clusterheadache specific, so only non CH threads really belong here.

Opus/Paul

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by don on Dec 14th, 2004, 8:45pm
Shut up Paul.

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Opus on Dec 14th, 2004, 8:50pm
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nuff said

Opus/Paul

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by don on Dec 14th, 2004, 8:54pm
Copy and paste. You cheated.

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Dec 14th, 2004, 9:09pm
This thread has already used up its 15 minutes of fame time!  Enuff awready!

Carol

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Opus on Dec 14th, 2004, 9:16pm

on 12/14/04 at 20:54:55, don wrote:
Copy and paste. You cheated.




LOL even easier than that,

In Linux you can highlight, then middle click to paste, with no mucking about in right click menus.

Opus/Paul [smiley=smokin.gif]

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Kevin_M on Dec 14th, 2004, 9:33pm

on 12/14/04 at 21:16:42, Opus wrote:
LOL even easier than that,

In Linux you can highlight, then middle click to paste, with no mucking about in right click menus.


I see, I think.   Highlighting your middle clicker with paste and no need to muck with the right chicks clicks.

Is that the flour and water deal?


Technology... when am I going to catch up.   :-[

No longer a cynic after minutes with Linex.    

;;D


Kevin M

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Donna_D. on Dec 14th, 2004, 9:38pm

on 12/14/04 at 21:33:20, Kevin_M wrote:
No longer a cynic after minutes with Linex.    

;;D


Kevin M


Oh NO!!!


They got YOU TOO!!!!


NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

;)


DD

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Not4Hire on Dec 14th, 2004, 9:41pm
okey dokey then, Ree... ('cause you 'n me been 'round the corner ...BJ)*...

*(before jeep)

and we managed to not kill each other and you and me 'n margi 'n  donna 'n don 'n ted 'n even da'King  kept on showing up here.....heh!


on 12/14/04 at 18:04:50, Ree wrote:
o boy... always out of the midst there is someone that doesnt like someone and instead of pming that person... attacks whatever upsets them and makes the biggest jerk of himself... Not 4?   Everyone has at one time put a joke on the GENERAL board.   What is really bugging you?  

This has happened to me too... Jeep... remember you didnt like my caps... I got hurt... we made up~~~ we are friends... this is just a case of live and let live... Not 4 what do you say?????????????

I hate when we have conflict here but some live for it.  ree


...I say: re-read *carefully* what I've already said.

but don't read this:

Quote:
Not4Hire, I really don't understand why you're doing this. I'm certainly not the only person who posts non-CH related stuff, and as far as I know, I've never interacted with you in any way on this board, so why you see fit to launch a personal attack on me is really quite bewildering. I invited you to PM me so that we could discuss this like civilized men and possibly sort out our differences, but you are apparently too much of a fucking pu$$y to do that, and instead, keep this bullshit going. (which benefits NO ONE) You fucking little crybaby: If you don't like what I post, DON'T FUCKING READ IT, moron! If you REALLY have an axe to grind with me, I live in Shelbyville, Tennessee. Come on down, and I guarantee we can get this shit sorted out! Otherwise, shut your fuckin' hole and go find someone else to vomit your bile on.

Frankly.Jeep:  I have a Built-In B*u*l*l*S*h*i*t Detector (tm) and I don't have to take a bath in it to know what IS and is NOT BS. And the most of the people whose opinions I value are REAL quiet. I don't blame 'em, I've been REAL quiet on the board for a long time. I'm here every day (like Lurker Bill) and I also have been PF for over two years. Praise the mycelia!!


..I'm livin' in yer head RENT-FREE, pard...... I just don't (so far) have any reason to want to PM ya, respond to your juvenile threats, or even look forward to that "reach-around" .....show me something....

..so far, yer just exhibiting your posterior.... grow up, son

:P

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Opus on Dec 14th, 2004, 9:49pm

on 12/14/04 at 21:33:20, Kevin_M wrote:
No longer a cynic after minutes with Linex.    


WTF is Linex

Actually the highlight middle click probably predates the right click method.

Opus/Paul [smiley=smokin.gif]

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by brain_cramps on Dec 14th, 2004, 9:57pm

on 12/14/04 at 21:16:42, Opus wrote:
In Linux you can highlight, then middle click to paste, with no mucking about in right click menus.


WOW!    That is a revolutionary step if I've EVER seen one!!!

OK --- All of you people that can't figure out how to use a 'right-click menu' (context menu), you know what to do next.    ::)

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Kevin_M on Dec 14th, 2004, 10:19pm

on 12/14/04 at 21:49:02, Opus wrote:
WTF is Linex


Sorry Paul,   ;;D   I guess it had to spelled bigger along the bottom of your posts for me to catch on.  Shows how much I know.  I've only used Microsuft winduws.


Kevun M

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Ree on Dec 14th, 2004, 10:19pm
and yer right about us all not killin each other... I would never leave even if ya tried...LOL... Im outa this one now... love ree

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Ree on Dec 14th, 2004, 10:22pm

on 12/14/04 at 19:11:57, Jonny wrote:
Back off Ree or you will be waking up asking the question "What happen" ;;D
will I be smiling jonny?????????????????

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Opus on Dec 14th, 2004, 10:24pm

on 12/14/04 at 21:57:44, brain_cramps wrote:
OK --- All of you people that can't figure out how to use a 'right-click menu' (context menu), you know what to do next.    ::)


That's right Linux is even easy for the users who can't find the right mouse button, pretty soon it will be the users OS that Microsoft Windows is now, by then us geeks will be using Hurd.

Opus/Paul  [smiley=smokin.gif]

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by cootie on Dec 14th, 2004, 10:25pm
Oh gee.....who's next...........pick yer poison Pam

I got slammed when I first got on here for so called crap posting.......is this a test to be a better person ? I remain the same......conversation is jus that amungst friends and family. It's all good.

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by brain_cramps on Dec 14th, 2004, 10:29pm

on 12/14/04 at 22:24:43, Opus wrote:
...pretty soon it will be the users OS that Microsoft Windows is now...


Define "pretty soon".        [smiley=crackup.gif]

Keep trying, Paul.   Sooner or later, you or the Morman that shows up at my door will convert someone.   Not me!  I enjoy having an OS that applications are written for --- not one that relies on cheap imitations.  

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Opus on Dec 14th, 2004, 10:53pm

on 12/14/04 at 22:29:34, brain_cramps wrote:
 I enjoy having an OS that applications are written for --- not one that relies on cheap imitations.  


Hmm, Microsoft WindowsXP comes with,
1 window manager
1 file browser
1 web browser
1 Email client
a few games
1 text editor
1 photo program
1 media player
1 basic word processor
no office suites

The basic Full Linux Distro comes with,
This is a guess, and I am guessing low,
all these programs are built to work with the Distro and are included in the system updates.

5 window managers,
3 file browsers
5 web browsers
3 email clients
loads of games, including network, and open GL
3 text editors
5 photo programs
3 media players
3 full word processors
2 office suites

and I can install Anti virus, which XP so sorely needs but doesn't have.

The only thing that XP beats Linux in is Reboots,
Linux 1
XP 10+

Cheap? you are confusing free in price with poorly made.

Opus/Paul [smiley=smokin.gif]

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by john_d on Dec 14th, 2004, 10:56pm

on 12/14/04 at 22:53:33, Opus wrote:
you are confusing free


if only linux was....


kidding....I kid  ;;D

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by brain_cramps on Dec 14th, 2004, 11:05pm

on 12/14/04 at 22:53:33, Opus wrote:
5 window managers,
3 file browsers
5 web browsers
3 email clients
loads of games, including network, and open GL
3 text editors
5 photo programs
3 media players
3 full word processors
2 office suites


Hmmm...    Why would anyone need 5 of this and 3 of that, etc..?

Judging by the names of these applications you just mentioned, they aren't quite household names.   ::)

3 full word processors and 2 office suites...     just cheap imitations of MS Office.

Loads of games...    guess i know what is most important to you

BTW --- I haven't HAD to reboot in months (even though I regularly restart - a side-effect of turning off my system when I'm not using it  ;;D)

ever think its something that YOU are doing wrong?

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Donna_D. on Dec 14th, 2004, 11:32pm

on 12/14/04 at 23:05:11, brain_cramps wrote:
Hmmm...    Why would anyone need 5 of this and 3 of that, etc..?


[smiley=laugh.gif]



No, I think Linux includes so many different products because they are never sure which one is actually going to work at any given time...


;;D

DD

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 15th, 2004, 7:44am
Not4worth-a-shit launches a personal attack on me, completely out of the blue, and then tells me to "grow up." ROFL!! That's very amusing. One of these days, when your miserable little life doesn't suck so much that you have to attack others to make yourself feel better, come back and talk to me. Until then, you're the one who has to live with yourself and live with your own lack of character, class, and your poverty of spirit that causes you to behave this way. I simply can't think of a worse fate, or anyone more deserving of that fate than you, Not4Shit. Have a nice fuckin' day! bu-bye!!

Most Sincerely,
-Frank

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by karma on Dec 15th, 2004, 7:50am
Just when you think its over it start all over again.
Take it off the air.  
We are trying to keep this a porn and pain site.
No personal attacks allowed.

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 15th, 2004, 7:59am
I invited Not4shit to PM me so we could discuss things without disrupting the board. Apparently, he prefers to be an exhibitionist and make  his asininity a performance art in front of an audience, so I have obliged him.

-Frank

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Rock_Lobster on Dec 15th, 2004, 8:02am

on 12/14/04 at 23:32:08, Donna_D. wrote:
No, I think Linux includes so many different products because they are never sure which one is actually going to work at any given time...
;;D
DD


Linux includes so many different products because there is so freaking much talent in the world.

If your kid feels like writing the next Word (or Excel, or AntiVirus, or File Manager, or IP Stack, et al), he or she can, and if it is reasonably sound can have it included in a Linux distro.  

Say it turns out to be not-a-piece-of-shit.  Then others will start supporting it also.  Snowball starts rolling.  Your kid becomes an icon.  

And I get to pick which of 5 word processors I like best to format Grant's MS Office Pro (Pro!  lol!) bill for $700.   [smiley=crackup.gif]

/chestnuts roasting over smoking emachines power supplies

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Dec 15th, 2004, 9:20am
I think all of those OS's suck!!!

Everybody should use CPM!!!!!!!

Repent and change now or suffer an eternal damnation in operating system Hell!!!!!!!

(BTW: This want meant to be funny. I'm not serious.)

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Rock_Lobster on Dec 15th, 2004, 10:00am
lol EEB!  Do you really still have something that runs CPM?  How many 5 1/4 in floppies does it have?

/posted using IE
//master of hypocrisy

Title: ,Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Dec 15th, 2004, 10:23am
I don't have anything left that I could use CPM on but it would be fun to play around with again.

You know you just gave away your age by admitting that you even know what CPM is.

Good OS that was a victim of timing. It was ahead of it's time.

BTW: I use everything at work. Mostly M$ but still use a couple of Linux boxes for DNS and a huge Sun/Solaris quad SPARC server for our main patron/catalog database. I've got M$, Linux and a Sun Netra 30/Solaris box at home too.

Pat

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by TomM on Dec 15th, 2004, 10:40am
5 1/4 floppies....there's a blast from the past...and I'll be brave...what is a CPM?  [smiley=huh.gif]
I'm sure I knew at one time, but that acronym left the building [brain].
TomM

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Dec 15th, 2004, 11:00am
Here's the definition from webopedia.

CP/M:
Abbreviation of Control Program for Microcomputers. Created by Digital Research Corporation, CP/M was one of the first 8-bit operating systems for personal computers. However, Digital Research Corporation made a critical strategic error by not agreeing to produce an operating system for the first IBM PC. According to the folklore, the president of Digital Research was flying his airplane when IBM came to call. IBM marched out and never looked back.

Instead, IBM turned to Microsoft Corporation, which developed MS-DOS based on version 2.2 of CP/M. By the mid 1980s, MS-DOS had become the standard operating system for IBM-compatible personal computers. CP/M is now obsolete.


Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by TomM on Dec 15th, 2004, 11:38am
Thank you for the explanation.

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by brain_cramps on Dec 15th, 2004, 11:39am

on 12/15/04 at 08:02:20, Rock_Lobster wrote:
And I get to pick which of 5 word processors I like best to format Grant's MS Office Pro (Pro!  lol!) bill for $700.   [smiley=crackup.gif]



C'mon!   You really don't think i PAID for that, do ya?

::)

Title: Re: Hello, my name is...
Post by Rock_Lobster on Dec 15th, 2004, 12:11pm
lol Grant!

EEB... I use z/OS at work most of the time (like right about now).  w00t!  Though I do all the UNIX flavors depending on what I am playing with.  



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