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(Message started by: ClusterChuck on Dec 9^th, 2004, 11:20pm)

Title: What a load of KERAP!
Post by ClusterChuck on Dec 9^th, 2004, 11:20pm

My sister had the nerve to send me this bullshit:

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Title: Re: What a load of KERAP!
Post by TxBasslady on Dec 9^th, 2004, 11:45pm

;;D

I think that's kinda cute [smiley=huh.gif]

And for sure, it's the truth :o

Jean

Title: Re: What a load of KERAP!
Post by Redd715 on Dec 9^th, 2004, 11:52pm

on 12/09/04 at 23:45:49, TxBasslady wrote:

;;D

I think that's kinda cute [smiley=huh.gif]

And for sure, it's the truth :o

Jean

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] :-X

Title: Re: What a load of KERAP!
Post by Mr. Happy on Dec 9^th, 2004, 11:56pm

Dear Chuckles,

Quite the memorandum, that. When you make a point, you Really make a point.

on 12/09/04 at 23:20:33, ClusterChuck wrote:

My sister had the nerve to send me this bullshit:

She's your sister. How is this OUR problem?

on 12/09/04 at 23:20:33, ClusterChuck wrote:

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Everyone knows Alaska is rife with bisexuals, homosexuals, omnisexuals, and monosexuals. Why are you bringing sex into the issue? I thought we were talking about fucking reindeer.

on 12/09/04 at 23:20:33, ClusterChuck wrote:

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

OK. So, what's the point. They're girls. Boys have been having fun with girls for thousands of years, thanks to the discoveries of Darwin. As long as everybody gets their job done, what's the big deal? Nothing a bar of soap, some hot water and a towel won't fix.

on 12/09/04 at 23:20:33, ClusterChuck wrote:

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Only women would WANT to do that. Guys would tell him to piss off, and go back into the bar. Then they would've discussed which one of the women they'da nailed if it wasn't for the fat guy. AFTER the game was over.

Stay shallow, Chuckles. It makes everything else SO much easier,
RJ

Title: Re: What a load of KERAP!
Post by ClusterChuck on Dec 10^th, 2004, 12:38am

Hap, you are one sick MF!!! No wonder I luv ya!!!

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Chuck

Title: Re: What a load of KERAP!
Post by WhoIsTedNow on Dec 10^th, 2004, 1:07am

I'm sorry. I can't see the problem. The man leads a team of women and they obey. And par for course, the lead one is red-nosed.

Title: Re: What a load of KERAP!
Post by Gator on Dec 10^th, 2004, 10:30am

on 12/09/04 at 23:56:02, Mr. Happy wrote:

I thought we were talking about fucking reindeer.

RJ

[smiley=yikes.gif] Whatever floats your boat. I'll stick with wimmins. ;;D

Gator

Title: Re: What a load of KERAP!
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 10^th, 2004, 10:32am

Yeah.... Me too. Reindeer are just too demanding and manipulative for me. One night of passion, and suddenly they're expecting a ring, inviting you over to meet their parents, and flipping through bridal catalogs. Fuckin reindeer... >:(

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Title: Re: What a load of KERAP!
Post by floridian on Dec 10^th, 2004, 1:49pm

Hit the reply button on that email and send her this:

"Well, look. If we're really going to let science be our guide in this matter, the first thing we'll have to admit is that reindeer don't fly, let alone haul a jolly fat elf around in an airborne sleigh. And if we start down that slippery slope, there's only one conclusion it can possibly lead to: Santa Claus doesn't exist. That way lies madness.

But there is a loophole.

It is a fact, according to reindeer experts, that both the male and female of the species have antlers, that most cows drop theirs in the spring, and that most bulls drop their antlers by early December.

I said most.

As it turns out, the experts also say that some younger bulls retain their antlers well into spring — even as late as April — depending upon hereditary and environmental factors. "

plagiarized from:
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_santas_reindeer.htm

Title: Re: What a load of KERAP!
Post by Ree on Dec 10^th, 2004, 4:55pm

ya ninnys had to go and wreck the joke... :-/ No matter how hard you try to defend the male race... you still won't ask for directions.........and thats the truth...love reehttp://members.aol.com/NRB409/image2.jpg

Title: Re: What a load of KERAP!
Post by Tim_Z on Dec 10^th, 2004, 11:46pm

Ree sorry to ruin your fun. Last friday night we went to our company's christmas party in Minneapolis. We drove around and were about 30 minutes late for happy hour.

We pull up to the curb and ask this gal for directions to the steak house. She told us how to get there (we were only 2 blocks off). As soon as she was done telling us how to get there she says, so men really do as for directions and laughed.

Hey it was an emergency, there were free drinks waiting for us. What can I say?

Tim