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Title: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Jonny on Dec 8th, 2004, 4:52pm When i was 15 I was walking a set of abandon train tracks with three friends, these tracks led into another town and live tracks. We came to a line of freight cars and decided to see what was in one. To our surprise (After breaking the federal seal) we found thousands of cases of miller beer. After discussing it we decided to go back to the abandon tracks were we saw a small platform car that we could push, and push we did ;;D We had to throw the switch to get the car onto the live track, (Keep in mind that these are the old style tracks) we lucked out and pulled up right next to this freight car. 300 cases later we were pushing back, the thing is....the abandoned track had grown over with bush and trees. the small car started to gain speed as we went down a hill.....LOL....we hid behind the mountain of beer as this thing roared through trees and bush. When it came to a stop, we hid the bounty under a bridge until one of the dudes older bros came with a dump truck. What a summer that was ;;D .....BURP!! Anyone? .........................................jonny |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by cschick on Dec 8th, 2004, 5:03pm Come on Frank and Helen - I know you two have some great stories! ME? I am a perfect angel, no story to tell her, nope, not a thing! Other than "borrowing" my best friend's dad's pot....but I already told that story! |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Dec 8th, 2004, 5:03pm You are the boy that our mamas warned us about! What a badass! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Jeepgun on Dec 8th, 2004, 5:04pm Damn! That's pretty good, Jonny! My brother-in-law and I were walking around one night, in Japan, and we passed an Asahi beer bottling company's loading area. It was around midnight... They had plastic cases of the BIG beer bottles stacked about fourteen feet high. (I guess they figured that if they were stacked that high, they would be safe.) I scaled the stacks, pushing the toes of my boots into the case handles and climbed all the way to the top. Then I proceeded to drop four big-assed bottles of beer down to my brother-in-law. [smiley=laugh.gif] Good times... Good times... There were others that friends of mine and I pulled off here in the States, but I can't detail them here, for fear of incriminating myself. ;;D 8) |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by BarbaraD on Dec 8th, 2004, 5:07pm Dang it Jonny - you hijacked a train? I love it.... Wish I'd thought about it All I ever did (of course I had nothing to do with it - some older guys TOLD me about it you understand) was hijack the hub caps off the Chief of Police's car while he was in Sunday night church service. But we were nice and sold them back to him later. (Well he said he had locks on them that "hoodlums" couldn't open! - he admitted they were not buglar proof so we actually did a community service -- at least that's the story I told my Daddy! - He (my dad) couldn't keep a straight face during my recital, so I got off without a butt busting). But a train??? Gosh I wish I was 18 again .. that would have been a blast. Hugs BD |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Jonny on Dec 8th, 2004, 5:58pm when I was 18 I had a station wagon, girlfriend, apartment, kid and my own buisness....two buddies bang on my door at two in the morning..."We hit the mother load"....Im thinking this better be good. They had broken into a plumbing supply house and needed to move as much brass pipe as they could.... heres where the station wagon comes in ;;D Ok, lets rock!.....We scored 400 lbs of clean pipe and 36 valves, the valves turned out to be the money maker. the pipe we cashed in at a south Boston junkyard, when they asked me who to make the check out to I freaked, uh, uh ,uh....Pete Taylor When I got to the bank and had no ID as Pete Taylor I had them call the junkyard.....LMMFAO ;;D ...(I got balls) Man, I did some real stupid shit ;;D |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Charlie on Dec 8th, 2004, 6:13pm You even have Rotten Ralphie beat. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/trophy.gif I'm such a do-gooder. Charlie |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by john_d on Dec 8th, 2004, 6:13pm When I was 19 I went into a supposedly 'haunted' house that was behind a graveyard in my hometown with a friend. The people who owned it showed up when we were in the house (no one lived there of course) called the police and we got busted. Anytime I did *anything* remotely illegal police swoop out of the trees with hand-gliders. :-/ The weird thing is my friend has since died and he is buried like 100 feet from where that house was (it got condemned and tore down a few years after my fiasco). |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by don on Dec 8th, 2004, 7:01pm I'd tell you but they are probably still looking for the stuff. |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Kevin_M on Dec 8th, 2004, 7:06pm Not proud of it though... but... When we were 17 or so, we'd cruise the city in my car or my friend's. The regular officers on duty at that time of night then, used to follow us whenever they saw our car. I don't know, maybe the billowing smoke coming from the windows or somethiing. ::) Anyway, this cop lived about four streets over and bought his son a new mini Yamaha, about 50cc's or something. That day his son was riding up and down the street on his brand new bike as we passed by on the way to the park to "gather" to see other groups of friends and what drugs were for sale. That night, the new bike was in his garage securely in front of the cars. We went in and lifted it out, carried it over a fence and stole it. Sold it the next day. Kinda felt good about it. 8) Kevin M |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Jonny on Dec 8th, 2004, 7:10pm Hee Hee Hee, Kevin......fuckin pigs (Sorry Jimi ;;D) |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by LeLimey on Dec 8th, 2004, 7:39pm Where do you want me to start? I started off small.. at the age of about 14 I used to steal my dads shirts and cut the collars off them and use them for nighties.. it was "cool" at sleepovers.. he used to go absolutely apeshit mental about it though. Then there was the time we stole the HT leads out of my bosses car.. first confession of that one! While working for the MOD (Ministry of Defence) I managed to liberate an officers pace stick, I had lovely straight shoulders walking out of the barracks that afternoon.. thank heaven for the 80's and shoulder pads is all I can say! While working for the prison service I hid the accountants calculator on a daily basis, by the time I left he had gone through about fifty and if anyone from that particular prison is reading they are in the archives room! Liberated a barrel of beer from a hotel but forgot to get a tap as well so that was a bit of a waste of time sadly Hitched up a caravan with a drunken mate asleep in it one night and left it in the middle of the race course at a weekend meeting and then when he got a little too arsey about it we, the girls sat on him, put an oar through his sleeves and set him adrift on the lake in a rowing boat. He had great perseverance I'll give him that, he was shouting and swearing for HOURS.. Oh and I brought back about a dozen glasses from the bar at the world champs in Gernamy but thats just a perk! I did have a cop helping me nick them though ;) Now what I want to know is where is Hirv? He should be |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Langa on Dec 8th, 2004, 8:06pm Well, there were many... :-/ Growing up in Spanish Harlem and the South Bronx, my older brothers would pay me $10 to be the "lookout"... :-X That's all I'll say... ;;D Langa |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Jonny on Dec 8th, 2004, 8:13pm This is a cool thread! Lang, you owe me more ;;D ...............................................jonny |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Langa on Dec 8th, 2004, 8:16pm on 12/08/04 at 20:13:50, Jonny wrote:
Uh, I enjoy something called FREEDOM Johnny... Maybe if we meet in person one day... :-X Langa |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Mr. Happy on Dec 8th, 2004, 8:28pm Devout Lutheran family growing up. Pappy used to be real involved in the church. Me too. Whenever he brought the offering plates home, and stuck them under his bed till the bucks were counted, I used to Pilfer my Way thru Purgatory. Great pocket change. I'm sure I'll burn in hell, but I'm not worried. See the rest of you there, RJ |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by catlind on Dec 8th, 2004, 8:36pm Are you ready for this one? I'm warning you, it's a badass thing I did.... I was 6, my brother was 8, and all our friends from the little town of Sombra, (think there were 4 others of the same age)...We got together and planned a grand heist. There was a creek about a mile out in the country, with an old pull ferry. We all set about doing our part, and the plan was that each of us would pack enough food to last us, then we would pull off the heist and rendezvous at the ferry. So we all set out from our various houses, sleeping bags in tow packed full of food, we all knew that once it was done, we could never go back home. We had the barn in our sites with our booty safely inside... Very quietly we each stalked into the barn, and each of us grabbed an armload of the booty. Then we scattered, as we knew they would have less chance of catching us if we split up. We painstakingly made our way through various routes to the pull ferry. Once we were all gathered there, and we all were safely out of the reach of the law, and our parents, we hopped on the ferry and pulled ourselves over to the other side. After carefully checking to be sure we weren't followed, we set up camp and got out the food. While we splurged on pilfered snacks and soda, we divied up our loot. We were quite proud of ourselves that we had successfully pulled off the pink panther of heists, when all of a sudden we heard the sirens. Sure enough, across the creek we could see the OPP (Ontario Provincial Police) with lights going and sirens singing. Not 2 feet behind was a convoy of parental vehicles. We madly tried to hide all our stuff and camoflauge ourselves. It was no good....they pulled the ferry back across and came over after us. Parents and police all converged on us. The gig was up. All that beautiful precious loot was going to be gone. No matter how much we begged and pleaded and cried, our parents simply refused to let us keep the spoils. Tired, and dirty from the long adventure, one by one we handed over the loot and crossed back to the waiting vehicles. Each parent in turn handed over our treasure to the police officer. I don't know how but he managed to successfully drive back to the barn and put each and everyone of the 8 kittens back in their rightful place :) Cat |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by alleyoop on Dec 8th, 2004, 8:36pm A couple of generic high school pranks: A few buds and I once stole the Shoney's Big Boy and put him on top of the portico at the main entrance to our high school. We did it on a Sunday night. Of course it was the main topic of discussion Monday at school. They never did find out who did it. We had a science teacher in high school name Mrs. Atkinson. Everyone called her Birdlegs cause she had such skinny legs. One weekend we made a giant bird foot and dipping it in paint, we made tracks from her parking place through the front entrance to the school, all the way up to her room on the third floor. (not a heist, but funny NTL) Both of these were pretty benign. Like Langa, I'd have to be one on one to tell the good ones. :-X ..........................alley ;;D |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Jonny on Dec 8th, 2004, 8:37pm on 12/08/04 at 20:16:57, Langa wrote:
This may be a hard question......but, can anyone fucking spell? ......................................jonny |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Langa on Dec 8th, 2004, 8:41pm on 12/08/04 at 20:37:33, Jonny wrote:
Forgive me your Royal Highness...Jonny... ;;D |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Jonny on Dec 8th, 2004, 8:43pm on 12/08/04 at 20:41:28, Langa wrote:
;) ;;D :-* |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by LeLimey on Dec 8th, 2004, 8:43pm There see?!! for all of you who thought Jonny was going soft he is just as hard as he always was!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Langa on Dec 8th, 2004, 8:47pm on 12/08/04 at 20:43:18, Jonny wrote:
Just for the record though, Royal Highness Jonny, the correct spelling of my name is Langa, not Lang... You know, just for the record... ::) ;) |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by cschick on Dec 8th, 2004, 8:47pm and I predict a sexual comment within the next 3 posts! |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by LeLimey on Dec 8th, 2004, 8:49pm on 12/08/04 at 20:47:03, Langa wrote:
LMFAO Oh Langa I'm glad you've joined us! ( Well I'm sorry you have cause to be here but you know what I mean!!) |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by nani on Dec 8th, 2004, 8:49pm While I'm sure he'd never admit it, Jonny has plenty of soft moments. |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Langa on Dec 8th, 2004, 8:50pm on 12/08/04 at 20:49:24, LeLimey wrote:
Glad to be here, truly. :) |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by cschick on Dec 8th, 2004, 9:03pm on 12/08/04 at 20:47:33, cschick wrote:
AND once again I was right! See Nani's post! Damn I really think I am psychic!!! |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Jonny on Dec 8th, 2004, 9:05pm on 12/08/04 at 20:47:03, Langa wrote:
Thats bull-shit.....just for the record! Whats your name? |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Langa on Dec 8th, 2004, 9:07pm on 12/08/04 at 21:05:18, Jonny wrote:
What's it to ya? I thought you were da King! Figure it out! ;;D I say this with the utmost respect of course! :-* |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Jonny on Dec 8th, 2004, 9:10pm Dont matter...get in line |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by nani on Dec 8th, 2004, 9:10pm Quote:
Hey now, Limey started it! Quote:
Oh and Jonny Quote:
nani nani booboo I know her name... [smiley=tongue2.gif] |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Rock_Lobster on Dec 8th, 2004, 9:16pm We lived on the edge of town.. on the very edge. Next town was 30 miles that way. Not even a road going there... just coal mining trails. We were a rough crowd... owned the woods... had Skoal rings in our jeans... each had a 40lb recurve bow that went everywhere we did in those woods... we were 12 or 13... all 4 of us. Figured out that smoking weed was a bit more interesting than smoking those little fruit-flavored tiparillo cigars... those ones with the little plastic tips. My buddy Gary saved up all the seeds all winter long... he even cleaned all his big brothers weed and saved all those seeds. After about six months he had about a quart ziplock bag full of seeds. Gary had plans. Come springtime Gary had us all pitch in a few bucks. We went to the local Ace. Bought some spades, hoes, gloves, and a shitload of Miracle Grow. Went into the woods and planted about 20 patches of weed in sparse clearings in the middle of no-mans land... all about a mile apart... hundreds of yards off the beaten path. We thought that one in twenty plants would grow, and fully grown would get to your knees, kinda like a carrot top. We never saw a real plant... not even a picture of one. It seemed every single one of the hundreds of seeds we planted took hold. And every single one turned into a fucking bean stalk. We did not know whether to shit or go blind. After about two months we let Gary's older (and wiser) brother in on our secret. He brought in a quite cool older fellow, who we took for a stroll in the woods. He sees the first patch... nice. Then the second... whoa. Theres more? The third. And fourth. And so on. This guy shit his pants. The next day he discretely took our payload off our hands in exchange for a fat bag of $50's... about $10k. Yes, he made a mint off the deal, but so did we. And we kept two entire distant fields for ourselves. Not a bad summer for some 13 year olds. That said, it was heavy. We showed them... we were told to get lost for two days... and it was gone... truck tracks out the roads... bare fields... that was it. Never saw a vehicle... never saw another person. |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Langa on Dec 8th, 2004, 9:16pm on 12/08/04 at 21:10:44, Jonny wrote:
You gave up much quicker than I thought...You wuss! ;;D In line? I'm so scared! I come from hell remember, nothing scares me! Uh, well almost nothing... :-/ And because I'm probably in deep shit with Da King right now, I'll say goodnite! Hail King Jonny! [smiley=bow.gif] :-* |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Rock_Lobster on Dec 8th, 2004, 9:26pm Not a heist so much as looting... Local brewery burns down when I was perhaps 9 or 10. A full 3+ years later, at about the age of 12 we decide the facility requires investigation. The weak timbers over the windows proved no match to our boredom-driven determination. The shipping section was still stocked with product, Not tasty, mind you, but most certainly a hops-based brew. It is still not clear to me if it was the age or the amount of said beverage that had us puking, but we repeated the process for an entire summer before they finally tore the facility down. /fun days |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by john_d on Dec 8th, 2004, 9:26pm You boys had some majorly 'green' thumbs eh rock? Somebody in your group must have known something about growing weed, from second-hand knowledge I know it ain't so easy as throwing some seeds in the ground. Depending on the strain, it buds very specific times of the year. Nice work. 8) |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by thebbz on Dec 8th, 2004, 9:30pm Shit! Statute of Limitations. Oh well. BB |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by LeLimey on Dec 8th, 2004, 9:36pm Awww! Tell us what "your friend" did instead!!! ;) |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Jeepgun on Dec 9th, 2004, 9:22am on 12/08/04 at 20:28:11, Mr. Happy wrote:
Whoa... Stealing from God! That's a pretty ballsy move, if you ask me! LOL! |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Dec 9th, 2004, 10:02am [smiley=oops.gif] I aint' talkin till I'm on my death bed. [smiley=sgrin.gif] |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Jeepgun on Dec 9th, 2004, 10:05am I was in 5th grade and this Pigpen-lookin' kid named Brett Pendleton and I scored a couple of bags of Redman that we stole from the local convenience store. We thought we were soooo cool. We chewed that crap from morning until lunch, but because we were in class, we couldn't spit, so we just kept on swallowing the juice. By lunch, I was soooooo damn sick!! No one knew WHY I was sick, but my mom was called and she came and picked me up. At home, I was propped up in bed, flipping through the toy section of the Best Toys catalog, when I happened across the Star Wars action figures. Let's see... Luke Skywalker, C3PO, Han Solo... CHEWBACCA!?!!? "Reeeeaallllllllrrrrrrreeaaaaahhggggh....." Definitely NOT good times! [smiley=hurl.gif] |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by brain_cramps on Dec 9th, 2004, 10:47am Just a couple (of many ;) )... One night after helping a buddy's band load up, we noticed a semi parked at the back of the hall. Someone checked and it was cold. We guessed that it was beer for the next night's party. After unloading the van, we grabbed a pair of bolt-cutters and went back. Sure enough... BEER!!! ;;D 365 cases of it in 3 van-loads between 3AM and 5:30AM. Another time, I was driving home from work and while stopped at a light, I noticed a couple of guys in suits coming out of the local brewery carrying cases of beer. The next day was my day off so in the middle of the afternoon, I put on a suit and went down to the brewery to see what was going on. As soon as I walked in, the security guard approached me. "You must be looking for the complimentary beer room. Down the hall, on the right." After having about 6 beer, I loaded up 25 cases in the back of the truck --- even had help loading it! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by vietvet2tours on Dec 9th, 2004, 10:51am A real long time ago when I was ten a friend of mine and I came upon a wrecked eighteen wheeler, the driver was dead and hangin out of the window and a pack of Black Jack gum was hangin out of his pocket and I stole it. |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Jeepgun on Dec 9th, 2004, 10:55am I would have done the same thing: Black Jack gum is GOOD!! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Bob P on Dec 9th, 2004, 10:59am Swiped a Cat earth mover late one night and re-engineered the road that was under construction. Them guys shouldn't stash the keys under the seat! |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Gator on Dec 9th, 2004, 11:30am When I was 16 and 17, a buddy and I kept 2 5 gallon cans and a siphon hose in the trunks of our cars. We used to go to the local Co-op and siphon gas from their trucks every Friday night. They eventually put up a fence around the parking lot and got locks for their gas caps, but it was fun while it lasted. |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by nani on Dec 9th, 2004, 11:35am Mike...That you remember! lol |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by BarbaraD on Dec 9th, 2004, 12:37pm on 12/09/04 at 10:59:55, Bob P wrote:
Back in the 50s (when they were building Lake Gladewater) we had a visiting football team from Dallas spending the night in my parent's motel. I was on the switchboard that night and overheard some of these snotty boys talking about what a hick town we had and how they'd be glad to get back where there was "action". I called a few of my partners in crime and we snuck these "city boys" out of the motel and took them to the lake and showed them how to "hot shot" a road grader and use it. (They didn't leave any keys under the seat). Those city boys never said another word about hick towns as far as I know and my friends and I are proud of our "help" in building the roads around the lake. AFter I was grown my Dad told me that he and the police chief had a good laugh over that one at the coffee shop. Glad I could be their entertainment for the day. But you know the funny thing -- I never did much that my parents didn't know about (usually before I got home), but back in those days it was funny and not an arrestable antic. Today I'd be serving a prison term. My parents theory (and it was shared by the police chief) was kids will be kids and we were. Too bad kids can't get away with stuff like we pulled. Hugs BD |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by becky8 on Dec 9th, 2004, 12:39pm I know jiminmilwaukee couldn't possible be talking about me, cause I KNOW even back then I would be WAY TOO MUCH for you too :-* :-* handle!!! Honey, you wish!!! Just keep having your little wet dreams about me!! |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Bethany1 on Dec 9th, 2004, 3:27pm When I was in college, I worked at a store ( I can't say which one ;) ) Anyways, my best friend was the assistant manager so we would work together on Sundays. I would load up on merchandise and head back to school and sell everything. Bad bad girl. Hay, it got me through school. ;;D B |
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Title: Re: Your most memorable hiest... Post by Redneck on Dec 9th, 2004, 6:39pm Long long ago, in a flat land far far away there was a small group of country juvies er, fuck ups, yeah thats what they were. Patiently waiting for a drivers license [smiley=laugh.gif] However the nice parents wud let these 6 or 8 boys go spend the weekend in and old house deep in the woods (our "camp"). They usually drove an old bob truck with wooden sides to the "camp". It's odd that most of these camping trips occurred when watermelons were ripe ;;D They were famous, they pillaged far and wide. No melon patch was safe. UNTILL: One brave soul spread the word "ain't nobody gonna steal my damn melons, I got traps in my patch" Sigh, famous last words. The poor soul woke early the next day and went to check on his prize melons. "Damn them boys" he screamed. Alas, the patch was empty, no ripe melons, no green melons, no cantalopes, ripe or green! [smiley=laugh.gif] The next year he gladly donated a few melons to the cause without complaint [smiley=sayyes.gif] |
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