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Title: 'Tis the season to be.... Post by Donna_D. on Dec 4th, 2004, 1:05pm What is YOUR favorite funny Christmas picture? Here is one of my favorites... http://tinypic.com/u8z9x I showed you mine...now you show me yours ;;D DD There..now it is fixed |
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Title: Re: 'Tis the season to be.... Post by Redd715 on Dec 4th, 2004, 1:36pm http://www.office-humour.co.uk/includes/images/items/2003/10/1123.gif |
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Title: Re: 'Tis the season to be.... Post by Kevin_M on Dec 4th, 2004, 1:36pm I don't have a picture of the cartoon Donna, but Santa was wedged in, trying to get back up the chimney with his butt stuck hanging over some logs in the fireplace. There was an unwrapped gift with a Gateway box exposed off to the side and a little pj'd kid with spiked hair was striking a match on a box saying, "Does my letter ring a bell now, with the word DELL underscored?" Good Christmas tidings. Kevin M |
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Title: Re: 'Tis the season to be.... Post by Donna_D. on Dec 4th, 2004, 2:10pm Kev, I googled for your pic but was not able to locate it...I did find these, however... and this http://tinypic.com/u92z9 and this http://www.funone.com/2new/12/ghotchimney/ DD |
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Title: Re: 'Tis the season to be.... Post by Kevin_M on Dec 4th, 2004, 2:27pm Thanks for checkin' Donna, you added some good ones. Buyin' me a lottery ticket too. You gave me an idea. ;) Kevin M |
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Title: Re: 'Tis the season to be.... Post by Jonny on Dec 4th, 2004, 3:49pm http://tinyurl.com/2f78w This is the prison yard, small dude is Wacko Jacko ;;D Ho ho ho ;;D |
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Title: Re: 'Tis the season to be.... Post by Donna_D. on Dec 4th, 2004, 3:52pm Jonny, I told you that if you sat in that snow long enough it was gonna turn into an icicle!! ROTFLMMFAO!! DD BTW...isn't it time for you to break out that picture again this year? [smiley=bloos.gif] |
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Title: Re: 'Tis the season to be.... Post by Sean_C on Dec 4th, 2004, 7:20pm http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/santa_sucks.jpg I can picture Jonny writin' this LMMFAO;;D Sean.................. ;;D |
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Title: Re: 'Tis the season to be.... Post by broomhilda on Dec 4th, 2004, 7:29pm [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: 'Tis the season to be.... Post by Redd715 on Dec 4th, 2004, 9:56pm Sean that is is just too f*cking awesome. I love it... |
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Title: Re: 'Tis the season to be.... Post by alleyoop on Dec 4th, 2004, 11:42pm http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/es-items2/132.jpg ....................alley [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: 'Tis the season to be.... Post by alleyoop on Dec 4th, 2004, 11:59pm More topical: If Santa answered his mail honestly... ---------- Dear Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv bena gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a fucking book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa ---------- Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, You're parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa ---------- Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Santa ---------- Dear Santa, I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba. Love, Francis Dear Francis, Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay. Santa ---------- Dear Santa, I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door. Love, Susan Dear Susan, Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of scotch. Santa ---------- Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys? Your friend, Thomas Dear Thomas, All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know. Santa ---------- Dear Santa, Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song? Love, Jessica Dear Jessica, Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house. Santa ---------- Dear Santa, I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one? Timmy Timmy, That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again. Santa ---------- Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home? Love, Marky Mark, First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams, Santa .............................alley [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: 'Tis the season to be.... Post by Charlie on Dec 5th, 2004, 3:28am From the Sopranos: In the end, fuck Santa-- Paulie, when they were looking for a replacement since they offed the old one 8) Charlie |
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Title: Re: 'Tis the season to be.... Post by Jeepgun on Dec 6th, 2004, 8:50am http://www.jeepaholics.com/support/files/Jeepgun/20031223042521_pic1.jpeg |
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Title: Re: 'Tis the season to be.... Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Dec 6th, 2004, 12:01pm My Christmas tree if I my wife would let me get away with it.... http://www.johnnysjokes.com/images/pictures/categories/Christmas/huge_tree.jpg |
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Title: Re: 'Tis the season to be.... Post by BobG on Dec 6th, 2004, 8:06pm Santa's Little Helpers http://66.223.46.132/bbsimages/T04-1259/carshows124504009.jpg Santa is a pervert but he has a really cool sleigh. http://www.stl-tbuckets.com/IMG_0522.jpg |
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Title: Re: 'Tis the season to be.... Post by Jeepgun on Dec 7th, 2004, 8:07am I don't wanna ride Santa's sleigh! I wanna ride the HELPERS!! (er.... Does that mean I'm a bad boy?) [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: 'Tis the season to be.... Post by Leesa on Dec 7th, 2004, 2:51pm LMMFAO [smiley=laugh.gif] Frank, darlin youve ALWAYS been a bad boy, but hey thats why we love ya baby! ;) |
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Title: Re: 'Tis the season to be.... Post by Jeepgun on Dec 7th, 2004, 3:02pm ;;D *adjusting my coathanger halo* [smiley=sgrin.gif] |
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