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(Message started by: nani on Dec 3rd, 2004, 7:17pm)

Title: be careful what you wish for...
Post by nani on Dec 3rd, 2004, 7:17pm
A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny, yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each one wish."



"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife.



The fairy moved her magic stick and- abracadabra - two tickets for a new luxury liner appeared in her hands.



Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than I".



Well the wife and the fairy were both deeply disappointed, but a wish promised is a wish granted...



So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and-abracadabra -the husband instantly became 92 years old.



The moral of this story...





Men might be ungrateful idiots...

But fairies are female.

Title: Re: be careful what you wish for...
Post by LeLimey on Dec 3rd, 2004, 7:34pm
That is just what I needed Nani! Thank you for a good giggle!

Title: Re: be careful what you wish for...
Post by mawmaw on Dec 3rd, 2004, 10:09pm
Thanks Nani I needed a good laugh. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: be careful what you wish for...
Post by BobG on Dec 3rd, 2004, 10:14pm
LMAO.......what a dumbass. He should have seen that coming.


Quote:
But fairies are female.

Hhmmm..........no they're not. No all of them.
In San Francisco they have.......

never mind.

Title: Re: be careful what you wish for...
Post by thebbz on Dec 3rd, 2004, 11:00pm
In San Fransisco they have......San Quentin and Alcatraz......LOL [smiley=laugh.gif]
Good one Nani [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

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