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(Message started by: don on Nov 30th, 2004, 10:42pm)
Title: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by don on Nov 30th, 2004, 10:42pm
The Corporate Director of Resident Services. A small demure woman with eyes of steel. Great personality once you get to know her. She says,

"You know this is a newly created position and I had to come up with a title for you. How does Manager of Resident Services  sound"?

I wait, I pause, I ponder. I ponder , pause and wait.

I look into the eyes of steel and respond,
"I was thinking more along the lines of Supreme Commander of Resident Discipline".

A long uneasy few moments of silence. I think I just fucked up. She cracks a toothy smile and begins to laugh hysterically. Says to me "Thats the funniest thing an employee has ever said to me with a straight face". Then she goes into her office.

WHAT THE FUCK! ..............I WAS SERIOUS!
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by nani on Nov 30th, 2004, 10:44pm
  [smiley=laugh.gif]   you're killin' me, don.   [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by broomhilda on Nov 30th, 2004, 10:45pm
[smiley=laugh.gif] I knew you were into discipline ;)
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 30th, 2004, 10:45pm
Good thing you didn't offer to hock her computer, too..

DD
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by Kevin_M on Nov 30th, 2004, 10:55pm

on 11/30/04 at 22:42:17, don wrote:
,
"I was thinking more along the lines of Supreme Commander of Resident Discipline".

She cracks a toothy smile and begins to laugh hysterically.


Maybe she had met you before and when you used the words    "I was thinking" and inferring having some sort of command of discipline, in the same sentence... well, I'll shut up.


Kevin M
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by Carl_D on Dec 1st, 2004, 12:03am
Crack that whip! Make it snap!

I would've never guessed Don be into B/D S&M.  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Peace,
Carl D
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by Charlie on Dec 1st, 2004, 12:59am
http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/WHIP SMILEY.gifhttp://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/slap.gifhttp://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/boot.gifhttp://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/smack.gif

Yer weird Don.  8)

Charlie
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by Kirk on Dec 1st, 2004, 1:17am
Well maybe she is comtemplating showing you the ropes [smiley=smokin.gif]
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by LeLimey on Dec 1st, 2004, 7:32am
Is she considering it?!
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by don on Dec 1st, 2004, 7:38am
Hope I'm not going to have to pay her for this job.

I'm really a pretty gentle guy. I have to be or the blow up dolls whiz around the room and fly out the window.
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by LeLimey on Dec 1st, 2004, 7:43am
 [smiley=crackup.gif] *hic* .............  [smiley=crackup.gif]....... *snort*..... sorry just wiping my eyes here.. Don the Sensitive! LMAO Just remember to shut the window and you'll be fine!
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 1st, 2004, 8:56am
ROFLMAO!! Comedy gold, Don! LOL!
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by marlin on Dec 1st, 2004, 11:32am
Residents?  Like in hospital residents?  The few times I've been in a hospital I made sure to hide in the head, run down the hall or pretend I was asleep when residents were on the prowl.  I remember turning the room upside down looking for a "Do Not DISTURB" sign.

I'm reasonably certain that they were all well-intentioned folks, just that I don't like to think of myself as a test subject for rookies to experiment on.

Keep an eye on the linen closets.  I heard that's where they spend the overnight hours screwing the floor nurses.  Not that I care.  At least it keeps them out of the patients' rooms.  It's just that those are supposed to be clean linens...
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by becky8 on Dec 1st, 2004, 11:39am
Yea Don, you truly are the funniest guy I kow! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] :D
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by sandie99 on Dec 1st, 2004, 11:45am
[smiley=crackup.gif] That's a good one!  ;;D
Looking back, I should have asked for a title as the Supreme Commander of the Writer's Team at magazine project! Instead, I was just Chief Sub Editor....

Best wishes,
sandie99
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by don on Dec 1st, 2004, 12:13pm

Quote:
Residents?  Like in hospital residents?


No. Worse. Housing complexes.


Quote:
"Do Not DISTURB" sign


That wont work. Thats an invite.

QUARANTINE AREA; INFECTIOUS DISEASE

Now that works.
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by marlin on Dec 1st, 2004, 12:30pm
Oh MY!  Like in "housing projects"? You mean you're overseeing wasted tax dollars in action?  

I've got a story... I have a friend that owns a modest sized construction company.  He once won a bid to construct single family housing on an Indian reservation.  They built around 50 very basic homes and had a builders obligation for guaranteeing that everything was in working order for 2 years from the date the product was delivered.  About 2 months in he was called back on a warranty claim - all of the residences were damaged because the stoves were not working.  He goes to check on the state of the homes and discovers that the ranges were indeed not in working order, AND the homes were all blackened on the inside from smoke damage.  They were all filthy too. There was a catch.  See, the occupants were not using these ranges as the manufacturers had intended.  Rather than simply turning the ranges on these characters stacked wood on them and lit it on fire to cook their food.  He did the repairs, on the State's dime, as he managed to convince the govt the warrany wasn't in force.  Who knows what they look like now....
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by TomM on Dec 1st, 2004, 12:33pm

on 12/01/04 at 12:13:35, don wrote:
QUARANTINE AREA; INFECTIOUS DISEASE

Now that works.


The old "Herpes free zone." sign works, too. Dam, showing my age...again.

TomM
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by Gator on Dec 1st, 2004, 3:32pm
Don, you slay me!  [smiley=crackup.gif]


Gator
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by don on Dec 1st, 2004, 4:22pm

Quote:
Like in "housing projects"?


Not neccesarily. Some are government funded, some private developments, some very high end condos.

So I deal with lease violations from selling crack out of a unit to continually parking the Mercedes in front of the wrong unit.

It's simple. I just wait for the Mercedes owner to visit the crack house and kill two birds with one stone.
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by nani on Dec 1st, 2004, 4:24pm
I know a few crack dealers that drive Mercedes' and Lexus'    ;)  Not personally, of course...
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by Tiannia on Dec 1st, 2004, 4:41pm
Thank you for the laugh. I really really needed it.
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by Jonny on Dec 1st, 2004, 6:16pm
Dont let Don fool you, he makes great use of the ten dollar crack ho's

Then he heads to the bath house for a night cap.....LMAO
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by marlin on Dec 1st, 2004, 8:17pm
Don, that doesn't sound too bad then.  

Did you inform this steely eyed broad that along with the new title you also expect a corner office, a company car, gas card, expense account and a 40% bump in pay?  C'mon, you have her eating out of the palms of your hands man!!!  And don't give in to her sexual demands until it suits YOU.  Just lead her along, you know, suggesting that she'll get more pleasure than she ever dreamed of if she's patient.  Inform her that she can expect to be reduced to a limp puddle of guts begging for more after you're done with her.  Get her interested!!!!

There, you're golden.
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by stevegeebe on Dec 1st, 2004, 8:28pm
Ya goin'ta do it.......?

Steve G
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by Kevin_M on Dec 1st, 2004, 9:37pm

on 11/30/04 at 22:42:17, don wrote:
"You know this is a newly created position and I had to come up with a title for you. How does Manager of Resident Services  sound"?
See now, I thought this title kinda meant "other" kind of services.  Perhaps Don didn't fully explain the job description.  Manager of Resident (in house) Services for the boss?  :o    I'll just go along with the Mercedes and crack house thing.



Quote:
A small demure woman with eyes of steel.
 The corporate newsletter reports in "other promotional facts" this week:   The newly formed position entitled, Manager of Resident Services was granted to Don this week.  Don's boss renames her position: Supreme Commander of Resident Discipline.  The salary designation of recently appointed Manager of Resident Services, will be commensurate with dutiful submission and performance of subservient obedience as evaluated by his boss, who newly named her position as his superior, Supreme Commander of Resident Discipline.  Don's new boss has stated, "My former title, Corporate Director of Resident Services didn't adequately define the new "structure" of hierarchy that has just been established with Don's placement.  After following up on his references from the bathhouse, I knew his "experience" he stated was not a fabrication.  His deployment to a status tethered beneath me will be just a small adjustment from the challenging encounters he has taken on behind him in the past."
 Asked for comment, Don seemed stunned at the sudden recognition for his long years of "service".

Congrats Don!


Kevin M
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by don on Dec 1st, 2004, 9:44pm

Quote:
he makes great use of the ten dollar crack ho's


And I be lookin for change back!

Marlin.I like your way of thinking.

Kevin............Uh. Thanks?
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by Kevin_M on Dec 1st, 2004, 9:53pm

on 12/01/04 at 21:44:44, don wrote:
Kevin............Uh. Thanks?


Aw Don, you know I would have just signed the office "Congratulations" card if I was there.  Hope a big one circulated for ya.   Unless everyone hates you.

Congrats... really.


Kevin M
Title: Re: So I goes ta see da boss
Post by don on Dec 1st, 2004, 10:16pm

Quote:
Unless everyone hates you.


Don't matter.

They all suck.


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