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(Message started by: Linda_Howell on Nov 27^th, 2004, 2:33am)

Title: Only for those who know Elaine
Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 27^th, 2004, 2:33am

Y'all know what a great storyteller she is and her tales of woe are usually about something dumb she did...

About 3 weeks ago she e-mailed me and said she had a bunch of clothes that no longer fit and since they were too good to throw out or give to Goodwill, could I use them? I said of course and was looking forward to getting the box of clothes in the mail. It got here today. A huge 22 pound box. I opened it and the first thing I saw was a coloring book and box of crayons.....WTF??????????

As I dug deeper, I'm pulling out toddlers clothes size 3.
The whole box was full of kids clothes. I call Elaine and she's laughing before she even gets to the phone. She had another box she was trying to send to Melissa for her little boy and switched the packages.

So.. 1. I'm doing great staying in the lines of the coloring book and

2. Melissas son is going to grow up to be a cross-dresser.

Melissa, your box will be winging it's way to you on Monday and mine will probably be lost somewhere over Kansas. :P

Only Elaine.

Linda

Title: Re: Only for those who know Elaine
Post by Redd715 on Nov 27^th, 2004, 2:50am

Now THIS is a funny story....How totally adrorable can it get?

Ok I'm getting off this computer before I make a moosshy spectical of myself.

Sign me the sentimental one....

Title: Re: Only for those who know Elaine
Post by Carl_D on Nov 27^th, 2004, 4:12am

Those who know Elaine know one thing:

She is all heart!!!

Hugs,
Carl D

Title: Re: Only for those who know Elaine
Post by Woobie on Nov 27^th, 2004, 7:57am

LMAO! Linda IS a small one.. but not that small!

LOL

Elaine........you are too cute!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Only for those who know Elaine
Post by EBaby on Nov 27^th, 2004, 8:20am

ROTFLMAO! I just hope you two get your stuff by Christmas. I laughted all afternoon wondering what you thought when you open the box Linda. Mel called and told me you got hers and she got yours. Linda just be glad I didn't send Mel a pet snake :-) !

IT was my daughters fault . She is the one who labled them and it was her company that shipped them.
The company will be picking the pckages up and taking them to the right place. No Extra Charge ! No Charge to ya'll at all . You both just have to stay home Monday :-(
Remember to stay home Monday Linda So they can pick it up.

Woobie Your package will be there the end of next week I just mailed it yesterday. If you open yours and its not books call me LOL.

Title: Re: Only for those who know Elaine
Post by Melissa on Nov 27^th, 2004, 8:47am

Linda, if you think that box was huge, wait till you get yours! 56lbs of stuff I cannot use, LOL. Anyway, when I got the box, I opened it up and took out some clothes on top, nope, no kids stuff. Then I dug through the middle toward the bottom to see if there were ANY kids clothes at all....nope. Then I busted out laughing.

Elaine, I love you sweetie, but no matter how much you want me to, I can't fit into a size 6. :-/

;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Only for those who know Elaine
Post by nancyc on Nov 27^th, 2004, 11:08am

LOL...too funny...I just wish I could have seen their faces when they opened the boxes! smiles,nancyc

Title: Re: Only for those who know Elaine
Post by nani on Nov 27^th, 2004, 12:57pm

I don't know Elaine personally, but I think we could be related. Absolutely sounds like something I would do. :)

Title: Re: Only for those who know Elaine
Post by kimh on Nov 27^th, 2004, 1:53pm

LOL ;;D

Hope things get sorted out ;;D

You guys wanna laugh? check out the cards for the holidays from "portal"....LMAO. Very cute*** I got the ones with santa and the reindeer having a "flat" ;;D Go to www.portal.com - FUNNY :)

Title: Re: Only for those who know Elaine
Post by alleyoop on Nov 27^th, 2004, 4:12pm

on 11/27/04 at 13:53:44, kimh wrote:

Go to www.portal.com - FUNNY :)

What cards?

.............alley [smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: Only for those who know Elaine
Post by kimh on Nov 27^th, 2004, 4:19pm

PORTAL cards! LOL.

I don't want to hijack Elaines thread but .........

GOD MAN, :o No portal website? LOL! I found the cards in a small gift shop here on the Island and on the back was that website.....try again? It's worth it,the cards are so witty and heartfelt!

Title: Re: Only for those who know Elaine
Post by Big Dan on Nov 27^th, 2004, 5:05pm

All I wanna know is...

... why did I get a pair womens thong underwear with a smileyface on 'em.....?

...

-Big Dan

Title: Re: Only for those who know Elaine
Post by Svenn on Nov 28^th, 2004, 5:55am

Those who know Elaine know is one thing:

She is an angel!!!

Always a nice words to her friends

Hugs,

Svenn

Title: Re: Only for those who know Elaine
Post by Woobie on Nov 28^th, 2004, 10:09am

LMAO Elaine!

I just cannot WAIT to get my package now.......
the possibilities are ENDLESS!

LOL LOL LOL

Title: Re: Only for those who know Elaine
Post by EBaby on Nov 28^th, 2004, 7:27pm

ROLOTFLMAO! Friday this was not really funny but today the more I think about what was going through ya'lls minds when ya'll open the boxes. I can not do any thing but Laugh.

Dan those were to go to Richard Gere, I guess he got your gift ! You will just have to guess what that was ;-)!!!

Woobie becareful when you open yours I had a gift going to George Clooney also. ;;D

Title: Re: Only for those who know Elaine
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Nov 29^th, 2004, 9:05am

Linda...

Don't eat the crayons. They taste like crap.

Just some advice from someone who knows better.

Pat

Title: Re: Only for those who know Elaine
Post by Margi on Nov 29^th, 2004, 10:45am

waaaait a minute......does this mean that the nipple chain you sent me was mixed up with the thing you sent BobP, Elaine?

kinda gives a whole new meaning to the term "Twisted Sister" huh? ;)

Linda - did you at least try ON some of the clothing before you sent it back? Could have made for some VERY cute Christmas cards, you know.

Title: Re: Only for those who know Elaine
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 29^th, 2004, 11:27am

ROFL!! Too funny... Sounds like something I would do.

-The Absentminded Professor [smiley=laugh.gif]