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Title: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by nani on Nov 24th, 2004, 6:37pm 40 THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying. 10. Ahhhh .... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again. 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn. 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 18. Any connections between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?! 20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. 22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. 23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be ....? 24. Do I look like a people person? 25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 26. I started out with nothing & I still have most of it left. 27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 28. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed 30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality 32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. 33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1? 34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? 36. Chaos, panic, and disorder .... my work here is done. 37. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary. 39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 40. Oh I get it ... like humor ... but different |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by Jonny on Nov 24th, 2004, 6:41pm 41. Fuck you jonny |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by Redd715 on Nov 24th, 2004, 6:52pm on 11/24/04 at 18:41:30, Jonny wrote:
Isn't that supposed to be... 41. Fuck me Jonny. [smiley=huh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by Ree on Nov 24th, 2004, 6:59pm The way you guys turn every thread into something sexual... I am convinced that no one is getting any... just an observation!!!! affectionately Ree |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by Jonny on Nov 24th, 2004, 7:03pm on 11/24/04 at 18:59:02, Ree wrote:
You aint either.....LOL ;;D |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by Redd715 on Nov 24th, 2004, 7:03pm on 11/24/04 at 18:59:02, Ree wrote:
It's that obvious huh? :-/ |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by LeLimey on Nov 24th, 2004, 7:03pm Thank you Nani! my own favourite is "Do you want to talk to the man in charge or the woman who knows whats going on?" My husband just loves that one (NOT!) |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by Ree on Nov 24th, 2004, 7:12pm LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by cschick on Nov 24th, 2004, 8:43pm #42. It's a good thing for you that stupidity isn't painful. |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by thebbz on Nov 24th, 2004, 8:54pm Thanks for the laughs Nani!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] BB |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by Tom K on Nov 24th, 2004, 9:06pm Have yourself a nice, hot, steaming cup of shut the fuck up. That one always works for me.... T |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by vig on Nov 24th, 2004, 10:01pm #43 Here's a dollar, go buy a clue. |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by cschick on Nov 24th, 2004, 10:25pm #44. Who pissed in you Wheaties? #45. You are seriously depriving a village somewhere of their idiot. |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by Mr. Happy on Nov 24th, 2004, 11:08pm 46. Damnit. I'm _sure_ I was talking to you..... 47. Nice tits. 48. Die, you gravy sucking pig. 49. Well I sure as hell don't have a headache. 50. Yup. Nice tits. |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by PittsburghJoe on Nov 25th, 2004, 12:23am 51. I feel like I'm parked diagonally in a parallel universe. |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by Carl_D on Nov 25th, 2004, 12:26am 51. Why don't you play a game of hide and go fuck yourself? 52. Sorry, I'm not being rude. It's just you ;;D Carl D |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by cootie on Nov 25th, 2004, 12:30am "NO"............ 8) |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by Mr. Happy on Nov 25th, 2004, 12:39am on 11/25/04 at 00:30:01, cootie wrote:
You're related to my wife, aren't you..... RJ |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by cootie on Nov 25th, 2004, 1:15am Me and yer wife took 'cann'd cooking' classes tagether and we talked. No's for news Pam 8) |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by sandie99 on Nov 25th, 2004, 9:02am [smiley=crackup.gif] Thanks Nani! They were so funny! Ever thought about writing a sitcom? ;;D |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by Carl_D on Nov 25th, 2004, 1:59pm #1 on my list... MAKE THIS FUCKING STOP! Not a good night/day - fuck...it's day already. >:( Carl D |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by floridian on Nov 25th, 2004, 6:35pm I'm at the grocery store the night before Thanksgiving, getting a few last minute items. I get into the express lane. Some not a very nice person ahead of me has approximately 24 items, and naturally, some of them don't ring up the way they are supposed to, so things are further delayed. The thing I wanted to say while pointing to the "10 items or less" sign was: "Madam, are you unable to count, or merely unable to read?" I'm guessing she didn't have educational issues, but an over-inflated ego (she was obviously too important to follow rules written for everyone else). I bit my tongue in the holiday spirit. I'm glad Thanksgiving only comes around once a year. ;) |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by john_d on Nov 25th, 2004, 6:43pm lol, or maybe 'wow, is that only ten items? It looks like so many.' |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by ClusterGuy on Nov 27th, 2004, 9:51am 53. Go pound sand up your ass 54. Wanna trade F**king partners? 55. You are really hot! Want a mustache ride? 56. Blow me, then leave! |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by Jonny on Nov 27th, 2004, 10:03am on 11/27/04 at 09:51:41, ClusterGuy wrote:
Ding Ding Ding**** We have a winner...LMAO ;;D |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by nani on Nov 27th, 2004, 5:02pm dogs... |
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Title: Re: Forty things you want to say out loud... Post by Jonny on Nov 27th, 2004, 8:50pm on 11/27/04 at 17:02:09, nani wrote:
HEY!!!!.....We are not dogs! We be PIGS!!! ;;D LMAO |
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